The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a massive outpouring of jelly beans and a flashlight without Double A batteries, which is mildly annoying but solvable.

Let's see what we get for a bullfrog... (Hope this isn't animal cruelty.)
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You get: A lot more frogs

I insert a Dachshund
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You get a hot dog.

I insert some firewood.
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You get "Burning Man" celebration.

I insert a length of culvert pipe.
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You get a spooky looking drainage ditch

I insert a lion
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You get a cranky old woman who likes snow, and a piece of bedroom furniture.

I insert a ring.
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You get married to a limousine. Not the driver. Just the car.

i insert Majira's Strawberry.
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You get some cream with his strawberry, because who doesn't like strawberries and cream

I insert some apple pie
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You get a biography of Johnny Appleseed, a photo of Granny Smith, and a piece of cheddar cheese.

I dropped in a roll of Necco wafers.
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You got a Kit Kat but don't eat it. He has a wife and kids.

I insert a Scooby snack
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You get a VW van lacking a transmission but full of overdue traffic citations and canine vomit.

I insert several tambourines.
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You get a tambourine trampoline. Enjoy making music by bouncing.

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You get a similarly named draconic mutated namekian.
You get NINJAS.

I insert a recording of the first moon landing
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You get a whole lot of conspiracy theories

I insert a cactus
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You get the point.

I insert a mattress. (It's 3:00AM here ; I'm goin' back to the sack, jack!)
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You wake up with a matress with leopard hair all over it. What, I need sleep too sometimes!

I insert the mysterious chapter 9 of my story.
As I gaze upon the stars, I realize how much I will miss this world.

20-23-5-14-20-25 25-5-1-18-19 8-5 4-9-4 14-15-20 18-5-20-21-18-14,

20-8-5 19-9-24 6-9-14-7-5-18-5-4 13-9-19-6-9-20 23-9-20-8 12-15-20-19 15-6 6-21-18.


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You get intrigue from readers

I insert a mechanical pencil
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You get a robot that writes its' own instruction manual.

I insert an empty yogurt pot.
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A dozen cupcakes, VERY high in iron.

I insert the kitchen sink.
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you get a bottle of draino

i insert a single piece of toast
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You get your toast dropped.... It landed butter-side down

I insert a cardboard box with a man in a bandanna hiding under it
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You get Sam Fisher.

I insert 2.5 tons of raw bacon
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Out comes my father, empty handed, asking for more.

I insert a scarf.
As I gaze upon the stars, I realize how much I will miss this world.

20-23-5-14-20-25 25-5-1-18-19 8-5 4-9-4 14-15-20 18-5-20-21-18-14,

20-8-5 19-9-24 6-9-14-7-5-18-5-4 13-9-19-6-9-20 23-9-20-8 12-15-20-19 15-6 6-21-18.


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You get Yoshi's Scarf-Roll Scamper. It's best when played at speed 1.25x.

I insert an amiibo
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You get two blackboard erasers and a bottle of ketchup.
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You get a vending machine cover your head for forgetting the rules.

I pull out NHWestons' tongue, place a sprig of Celery on it and push the tongue back in.
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You get... um... ... ... Slobbery celery? ... ... Let's get the regular vending machine back, yeah?

I insert a monopoly game
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You ...ptha...get sent...pthi...to jail...ptooie!

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A canine paw holding a headless chicken juts out of the dispenser slot retreating once said chicken is taken.

I insert a 50% off soap coupon.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
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YOU GET SOAP! and half off too, what an exciting thing! in the words of a wise man "Soap is expensive!"

I insert a doberman puppy
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You get a full-grown Doberman.

I insert this thread.
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You get a factory of the crazy things the Vending Machine has returned previously on this thread.

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We get sharp, soprano cries of indignation somewhat a kin to the utterances of disgruntled turtles.

I insert my neighbor's lawn mower.
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You get buried under every clipping that mower has ever cut.

I Insert NHWestoN
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get a fairly active user, but without a avatar.

I insert a road full of potholes
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You get a bunch of holey pots.

I insert a candy bar.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You get me eating the candy bar

I insert a potato
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You have wait until evening and then you get a thousand eyes because "The Night has a Thousand Eyes".

Let's put in a pitcher of lemonade.
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You get a pitcher of cranberry juice.

I insert a magnolia tree.
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You get a bushel of Mongolia pods...you know, those sticky, nasty things that look like badly manufactured hand grenades .... WAIT A MINUTE! Oh, crumbs, RUN!!

Okay, I tip toe back and slowly insert a large jar of mustard.
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