The Vending Machine Game!
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You get a massive outpouring of jelly beans and a flashlight without Double A batteries, which is mildly annoying but solvable.
Let's see what we get for a bullfrog... (Hope this isn't animal cruelty.)
Let's see what we get for a bullfrog... (Hope this isn't animal cruelty.)
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You get a hot dog.
I insert some firewood.
I insert some firewood.
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You get "Burning Man" celebration.
I insert a length of culvert pipe.
I insert a length of culvert pipe.
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You get a cranky old woman who likes snow, and a piece of bedroom furniture.
I insert a ring.
I insert a ring.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get married to a limousine. Not the driver. Just the car.
i insert Majira's Strawberry.
i insert Majira's Strawberry.
"I've been having these weird thoughts lately...."
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"
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You get some cream with his strawberry, because who doesn't like strawberries and cream
I insert some apple pie
I insert some apple pie
Allons-y
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You get a biography of Johnny Appleseed, a photo of Granny Smith, and a piece of cheddar cheese.
I dropped in a roll of Necco wafers.
I dropped in a roll of Necco wafers.
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You got a Kit Kat but don't eat it. He has a wife and kids.
I insert a Scooby snack
I insert a Scooby snack
"I've been having these weird thoughts lately...."
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"
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You get a VW van lacking a transmission but full of overdue traffic citations and canine vomit.
I insert several tambourines.
I insert several tambourines.
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You get a tambourine trampoline. Enjoy making music by bouncing.
I insert confusing Kingdom Hearts plot points
I insert confusing Kingdom Hearts plot points
"I've been having these weird thoughts lately...."
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"
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You get NINJAS.
I insert a recording of the first moon landing
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get the point.
I insert a mattress. (It's 3:00AM here ; I'm goin' back to the sack, jack!)
I insert a mattress. (It's 3:00AM here ; I'm goin' back to the sack, jack!)
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You wake up with a matress with leopard hair all over it. What, I need sleep too sometimes!
I insert the mysterious chapter 9 of my story.
I insert the mysterious chapter 9 of my story.
As I gaze upon the stars, I realize how much I will miss this world.
20-23-5-14-20-25 25-5-1-18-19 8-5 4-9-4 14-15-20 18-5-20-21-18-14,
20-8-5 19-9-24 6-9-14-7-5-18-5-4 13-9-19-6-9-20 23-9-20-8 12-15-20-19 15-6 6-21-18.
*Russian Intensifies*
20-23-5-14-20-25 25-5-1-18-19 8-5 4-9-4 14-15-20 18-5-20-21-18-14,
20-8-5 19-9-24 6-9-14-7-5-18-5-4 13-9-19-6-9-20 23-9-20-8 12-15-20-19 15-6 6-21-18.
*Russian Intensifies*
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You get a robot that writes its' own instruction manual.
I insert an empty yogurt pot.
I insert an empty yogurt pot.
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A dozen cupcakes, VERY high in iron.
I insert the kitchen sink.
I insert the kitchen sink.
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you get a bottle of draino
i insert a single piece of toast
i insert a single piece of toast
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get your toast dropped.... It landed butter-side down
I insert a cardboard box with a man in a bandanna hiding under it
I insert a cardboard box with a man in a bandanna hiding under it
Allons-y
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You get Sam Fisher.
I insert 2.5 tons of raw bacon
I insert 2.5 tons of raw bacon
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Out comes my father, empty handed, asking for more.
I insert a scarf.
I insert a scarf.
As I gaze upon the stars, I realize how much I will miss this world.
20-23-5-14-20-25 25-5-1-18-19 8-5 4-9-4 14-15-20 18-5-20-21-18-14,
20-8-5 19-9-24 6-9-14-7-5-18-5-4 13-9-19-6-9-20 23-9-20-8 12-15-20-19 15-6 6-21-18.
*Russian Intensifies*
20-23-5-14-20-25 25-5-1-18-19 8-5 4-9-4 14-15-20 18-5-20-21-18-14,
20-8-5 19-9-24 6-9-14-7-5-18-5-4 13-9-19-6-9-20 23-9-20-8 12-15-20-19 15-6 6-21-18.
*Russian Intensifies*
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"I've been having these weird thoughts lately...."
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"
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You get two blackboard erasers and a bottle of ketchup.
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You get a vending machine cover your head for forgetting the rules.
I pull out NHWestons' tongue, place a sprig of Celery on it and push the tongue back in.
I pull out NHWestons' tongue, place a sprig of Celery on it and push the tongue back in.
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You get... um... ... ... Slobbery celery? ... ... Let's get the regular vending machine back, yeah?
I insert a monopoly game
I insert a monopoly game
Allons-y
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You ...ptha...get sent...pthi...to jail...ptooie!
I insert a section of chicken wire fencing.
I insert a section of chicken wire fencing.
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A canine paw holding a headless chicken juts out of the dispenser slot retreating once said chicken is taken.
I insert a 50% off soap coupon.
I insert a 50% off soap coupon.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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YOU GET SOAP! and half off too, what an exciting thing! in the words of a wise man "Soap is expensive!"
I insert a doberman puppy
I insert a doberman puppy
Allons-y
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You get a full-grown Doberman.
I insert this thread.
I insert this thread.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You get a factory of the crazy things the Vending Machine has returned previously on this thread.
I insert second panel Great Kitsune of today's strip.
I insert second panel Great Kitsune of today's strip.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
https://genstarblog.blogspot.com/
Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
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We get sharp, soprano cries of indignation somewhat a kin to the utterances of disgruntled turtles.
I insert my neighbor's lawn mower.
I insert my neighbor's lawn mower.
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You get buried under every clipping that mower has ever cut.
I Insert NHWestoN
I Insert NHWestoN
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get a fairly active user, but without a avatar.
I insert a road full of potholes
I insert a road full of potholes
Allons-y
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You get a bunch of holey pots.
I insert a candy bar.
I insert a candy bar.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You have wait until evening and then you get a thousand eyes because "The Night has a Thousand Eyes".
Let's put in a pitcher of lemonade.
Let's put in a pitcher of lemonade.
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You get a pitcher of cranberry juice.
I insert a magnolia tree.
I insert a magnolia tree.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You get a bushel of Mongolia pods...you know, those sticky, nasty things that look like badly manufactured hand grenades .... WAIT A MINUTE! Oh, crumbs, RUN!!
Okay, I tip toe back and slowly insert a large jar of mustard.
Okay, I tip toe back and slowly insert a large jar of mustard.