The Vending Machine Game!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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you get the six of diamonds, FOREVER, no matter what you do, every card you pick is a six of diamonds. every single card.

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You get Goat Simulator.

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You get an uncomfortable chuckle....

I insert tomorrow's comic.
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You get: [ERROR: item not found, please try again later]

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you get a possess typhlosion plushie.

i insert a hungry coyote
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Out pours a flock of deranged roadrunners...

Let's try a somewhat crinkled autographed photo of Buffalo Bob and Howdy Doody.
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you get a sheet detailing the tenancy terms for a retirement home nearby.

I insert Harvey
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get back an aarakocra figure.


I put in a dozen carrots.
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you get a police rabbit

i insert one gold coin
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You get a huge wad of tasteless milk chocolate and some pre-masticated tin foil fragments scattered throughout...

Candy, huh? Let's see what we get from a three pound sack of gummie bears.
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You get three pounds of gum for bears.

I insert a stained chocolate chip cookie.
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you get a cookie flavored chocolate chip with caramel stains on its shirt
I insert a potato chip
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You get a potato and a grain of salt

I insert a cookbook
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You get an autographed photo of Betty Croker and a couple of brownies.

In goes a rusty muffler.
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Out comes a jalopy, good luck.

I'll just put in my credit card, let's see what happens.
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the words 'insufficent funds' appear momentarily before it gives it back.

i insert the HMS Devonshire
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you get a jar of dirt

I insert Pirates of the Caribbean Five Dead Men Tell No Tales on Blu-ray, DVD, and digital starring Johnny Depp.
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You get cinematic Deppth and some stale Milk Duds.

Oops. Hey, I didn't let that tarantula in there ... But in it went anyhow!
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You get a Galvantula.

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You get a printed copy of your browser history

I insert my garbage bluetooth speaker
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I get discolored dentures. (How cliché !)

I drop in a bag of clothespins.
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You get nothing, but as you walk away you comically walk into a clothesline

I insert today's kids' latest hip meme
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You get fartnite (STUPID MICROSOFT EDGE, I KNOW I SPELT IT WRONG)

I throw Microsoft Edge in the vending machine
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it gets spat back out with a sticky note saying "ew, i don't want that thing!"

i insert a dispenser
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You're dispensed another dispenser which dispenses a dispenser that dispenses a dispenser that...

I insert the two candy canes on my desk I still haven't opened and eaten
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get the empty wrappers.

I insert a potato and a watermelon.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You get a soggy potato salad in a melon rind bowl.

Inserting a bundle of fence pickets, knotholes, peeling paint, and bird stains to boot.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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you get a slice of cheese pizza with a few tons of pepper

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Ya get a big big boi

I insert the RTX 2060 GPU, certified by epic fortnite gamers worldwide
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You get a pass to RTX 2019 in Austin.

I insert Lewis, Vivi & Arthur
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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you get a piece of pie because it doesn't know what that is so it just gave you a piece of pie

I insert a vortex manipulator
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get the polar vortex - hope you brought a jacket.

Hey, that's an idea - let's put in a hat, coat, scarf, and mittens (hope that's not an overload).
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You get Ianto Jones, who is only slightly late.

I insert Hawkfang42
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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you get insaneity,

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a cybernetic ferret with attitude issues and a complete lack of empathy.

I am unable to insert anything due to no longer being present, but a bagel finds it's way into the slot regardless.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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Yikes - the machine is erupting a torrent of cream cheese!!

Well, now that my shoes are ruined ... Might as well push the loafers in.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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Well, when you put it like that, you've doomed yourself to receiving a literal loaf. Sorry, pal

I insert a cheese pizza from Domino's and a cold can of diet ginger ale
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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Within like pizza when her loafin'.

But I don't care for ginger ale. So. In it goes.
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You get a mysterious ailment.

I insert a bad pun.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You receive a dozen tomatoes, dispensed at high velocity in your direction.

I insert my TI-89
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