The Vending Machine Game!
- furrygamer793
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
you get the six of diamonds, FOREVER, no matter what you do, every card you pick is a six of diamonds. every single card.
I insert a goat
I insert a goat
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Zesortinge
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You get Goat Simulator.
I insert today's comic.
I insert today's comic.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You get an uncomfortable chuckle....
I insert tomorrow's comic.
I insert tomorrow's comic.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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You get: [ERROR: item not found, please try again later]
I insert my Housepets! forum account
I insert my Housepets! forum account
- Buster
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
you get a possess typhlosion plushie.
i insert a hungry coyote
i insert a hungry coyote
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Out pours a flock of deranged roadrunners...
Let's try a somewhat crinkled autographed photo of Buffalo Bob and Howdy Doody.
Let's try a somewhat crinkled autographed photo of Buffalo Bob and Howdy Doody.
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you get a sheet detailing the tenancy terms for a retirement home nearby.
I insert Harvey
I insert Harvey
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get back an aarakocra figure.
I put in a dozen carrots.
I put in a dozen carrots.
Love me right now! Done.
Why do I still find this funny?SoujiTheFox wrote:(9:36:35 PM) Steve: THE CHRIST AM I NAMED STEVE FOR
- Buster
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you get a police rabbit
i insert one gold coin
i insert one gold coin
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get a huge wad of tasteless milk chocolate and some pre-masticated tin foil fragments scattered throughout...
Candy, huh? Let's see what we get from a three pound sack of gummie bears.
Candy, huh? Let's see what we get from a three pound sack of gummie bears.
- Zesortinge
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You get three pounds of gum for bears.
I insert a stained chocolate chip cookie.
I insert a stained chocolate chip cookie.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- furrygamer793
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you get a cookie flavored chocolate chip with caramel stains on its shirt
I insert a potato chip
I insert a potato chip
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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You get a potato and a grain of salt
I insert a cookbook
I insert a cookbook
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You get an autographed photo of Betty Croker and a couple of brownies.
In goes a rusty muffler.
In goes a rusty muffler.
- Bandit1990
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Out comes a jalopy, good luck.
I'll just put in my credit card, let's see what happens.
I'll just put in my credit card, let's see what happens.
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- Buster
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the words 'insufficent funds' appear momentarily before it gives it back.
i insert the HMS Devonshire
i insert the HMS Devonshire
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- furrygamer793
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you get a jar of dirt
I insert Pirates of the Caribbean Five Dead Men Tell No Tales on Blu-ray, DVD, and digital starring Johnny Depp.
I insert Pirates of the Caribbean Five Dead Men Tell No Tales on Blu-ray, DVD, and digital starring Johnny Depp.
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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You get cinematic Deppth and some stale Milk Duds.
Oops. Hey, I didn't let that tarantula in there ... But in it went anyhow!
Oops. Hey, I didn't let that tarantula in there ... But in it went anyhow!
- Zesortinge
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You get a Galvantula.
I insert computer cookies.
I insert computer cookies.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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You get a printed copy of your browser history
I insert my garbage bluetooth speaker
I insert my garbage bluetooth speaker
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I get discolored dentures. (How cliché !)
I drop in a bag of clothespins.
I drop in a bag of clothespins.
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You get nothing, but as you walk away you comically walk into a clothesline
I insert today's kids' latest hip meme
I insert today's kids' latest hip meme
- furrygamer793
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You get fartnite (STUPID MICROSOFT EDGE, I KNOW I SPELT IT WRONG)
I throw Microsoft Edge in the vending machine
I throw Microsoft Edge in the vending machine
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Buster
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it gets spat back out with a sticky note saying "ew, i don't want that thing!"
i insert a dispenser
i insert a dispenser
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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You're dispensed another dispenser which dispenses a dispenser that dispenses a dispenser that...
I insert the two candy canes on my desk I still haven't opened and eaten
I insert the two candy canes on my desk I still haven't opened and eaten
- Zesortinge
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You get the empty wrappers.
I insert a potato and a watermelon.
I insert a potato and a watermelon.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You get a soggy potato salad in a melon rind bowl.
Inserting a bundle of fence pickets, knotholes, peeling paint, and bird stains to boot.
Inserting a bundle of fence pickets, knotholes, peeling paint, and bird stains to boot.
- furrygamer793
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you get a slice of cheese pizza with a few tons of pepper
I insert a Sea Emperor Leviathan (Subnautica)
I insert a Sea Emperor Leviathan (Subnautica)
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Ya get a big big boi
I insert the RTX 2060 GPU, certified by epic fortnite gamers worldwide
I insert the RTX 2060 GPU, certified by epic fortnite gamers worldwide
- Buster
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You get a pass to RTX 2019 in Austin.
I insert Lewis, Vivi & Arthur
I insert Lewis, Vivi & Arthur
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- furrygamer793
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you get a piece of pie because it doesn't know what that is so it just gave you a piece of pie
I insert a vortex manipulator
I insert a vortex manipulator
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get the polar vortex - hope you brought a jacket.
Hey, that's an idea - let's put in a hat, coat, scarf, and mittens (hope that's not an overload).
Hey, that's an idea - let's put in a hat, coat, scarf, and mittens (hope that's not an overload).
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You get Ianto Jones, who is only slightly late.
I insert Hawkfang42
I insert Hawkfang42
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- furrygamer793
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you get insaneity,
I insert Buster
I insert Buster
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Buster
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You get a cybernetic ferret with attitude issues and a complete lack of empathy.
I am unable to insert anything due to no longer being present, but a bagel finds it's way into the slot regardless.
I am unable to insert anything due to no longer being present, but a bagel finds it's way into the slot regardless.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Yikes - the machine is erupting a torrent of cream cheese!!
Well, now that my shoes are ruined ... Might as well push the loafers in.
Well, now that my shoes are ruined ... Might as well push the loafers in.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Well, when you put it like that, you've doomed yourself to receiving a literal loaf. Sorry, pal
I insert a cheese pizza from Domino's and a cold can of diet ginger ale
I insert a cheese pizza from Domino's and a cold can of diet ginger ale
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Within like pizza when her loafin'.
But I don't care for ginger ale. So. In it goes.
But I don't care for ginger ale. So. In it goes.
- Zesortinge
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You get a mysterious ailment.
I insert a bad pun.
I insert a bad pun.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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You receive a dozen tomatoes, dispensed at high velocity in your direction.
I insert my TI-89
I insert my TI-89