The Vending Machine Game!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Apr 30, 2017 10:08 pm

You get an exhausted church organist.

I inset two bunches of bananas and a bell.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Apr 30, 2017 11:14 pm

You get a monkey.

I insert Peanut.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Apr 30, 2017 11:46 pm

You get: An actual peanut.
I insert: A water balloon.

Post by **CyberDragon** » Mon May 01, 2017 1:25 am

You get soaked

I insert a bunch of bananas.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun May 14, 2017 6:24 pm

You get a smoothie.

I insert a donut.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sun May 14, 2017 6:40 pm

You get a doughnut
I insert a bad joke

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun May 14, 2017 6:52 pm

You Get Dryideabat

I insert YOU.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Mon May 15, 2017 12:36 pm

You get: A clone of yourself.
I insert: A phone with a severely cracked screen.

Bandit1990 · Post by **Bandit1990** » Mon May 15, 2017 12:44 pm

You get a Nokia 3310

I insert a Star Trek technical Manual

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Mon May 15, 2017 1:10 pm

You get a breach in the core

I insert some pennies

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Mon May 15, 2017 1:27 pm

You get: Common cents. (Get it?)
I insert: A terrible pun.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon May 15, 2017 5:13 pm

You get: Some rather unusually talkative sandals... they're a pair of Freudian Slips.

I insert the deathstar.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu May 25, 2017 1:17 am

You get Darth Vader.

I insert some sand.

Bandit1990 · Post by **Bandit1990** » Thu May 25, 2017 1:39 am

You get: a Sand Witch

I insert Disk 1 of 5

(You see, back in the day computer software was shipped on multiple floppy disks, and during installation you would be prompted: "Please insert Disk 2" etc. The joke makes sense to me, but from what I've noticed this forum seems to skew young, so I thought I'd elaborate)

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu May 25, 2017 8:51 am

You get some classic sounds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0EfycbDhiw

I insert a Babylon 5 Boxset (season 1)

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu May 25, 2017 4:09 pm

You get Battlestar Galactica.

I insert a Sega Genesis.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu May 25, 2017 5:11 pm

You get: Seven Force. (no instruvtion manual for it though)

I insert: Welsh Halfwit for managing to find something that sounds worse than modem screech.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu May 25, 2017 5:21 pm

You get Buster singing
(Kidding)
You get Saturn381 singing

I insert a clean pair of underwear.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun May 28, 2017 6:26 pm

You get: Smacked. A hand comes out of the machine, smacks you, then goes back in.
I insert: A teddy bear.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun May 28, 2017 8:48 pm

you get a recording of a duet made by drunken ferrets.

I insert a two sided polygon. (i hope this thing has paradox insurance...)

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Mon May 29, 2017 6:00 pm

You get a Master Card!

I insert a playing card.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon May 29, 2017 6:39 pm

You get The Royal Flush Gang.

I insert the dumbest smiley on the forum:

Bandit1990 · Post by **Bandit1990** » Mon May 29, 2017 6:53 pm

You Get: The Emoji Movie

I Insert: A VHS copy of "The Phantom Menace"

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon May 29, 2017 6:59 pm

You get... Wreckage, cause, i just blew the machine up for trying to give me that vile excuse for cinematic excrement.

I insert a more reliable machine and test it out with a few quarters.

Post by **Render** » Wed May 31, 2017 4:45 am

You get an Orange Soda and some change.

I insert a tea bag.

AlyxVixen · Post by **AlyxVixen** » Wed May 31, 2017 2:12 pm

You get a political party.

I insert a campaign slogan

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed May 31, 2017 9:31 pm

you get six months of news coverage over the resulting scandal when someone misspells it in a rude way.

i insert the empty soda can. (always recycle!)

Post by **Render** » Thu Jun 01, 2017 2:51 am

You get back a voucher for the 25 cent container-deposit that you can redeem in the shop.

I insert the shop.

Bandit1990 · Post by **Bandit1990** » Thu Jun 01, 2017 11:49 am

You get: a Cornetto (it's a movie reference)

I Insert: a Coupon book.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Thu Jun 01, 2017 10:05 pm

you get the book with all the coupons cut out

I insert a pack of ear buds

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Jun 01, 2017 10:12 pm

you get proper headphones.

I insert bacon

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Thu Jun 01, 2017 10:12 pm

you get eggs

I insert a new book still sealed and in prime condition

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Jun 01, 2017 10:19 pm

You get an indecipherable ancient scroll

I insert a frying pan

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:32 am

you get eggs rolled into a tube

I insert a sink

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Jun 02, 2017 6:50 am

you get everything else that was in the kitchen.

I insert leftovers

Bandit1990 · Post by **Bandit1990** » Sat Jun 03, 2017 12:05 pm

You Get: Casserole

I Insert: Empty printer ink cartridges

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Jun 03, 2017 6:54 pm

you get 5kg of loose toner. no container though.

i insert a spork

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Tue Jun 06, 2017 9:53 pm

you get chopsticks

I insert a box of crackers

Bandit1990 · Post by **Bandit1990** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 1:00 am

You get: A can of spray cheese

I insert: A blank VHS tape

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:31 am

you get: a vhs tape that should never be watched.

i insert: an e3 wishlist that never got even close to filled.