The Vending Machine Game!

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:42 pm

You get two medium plush dogs.

I insert a package of croutons.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:14 pm

YOU GET GIANT NARWAL PLUSH PILLOW PET!

In goes a gallon of tater tots

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 5:59 pm

You get a pint of ketchup.

In goes a bottle of fruit punch.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 6:43 pm

Out comes an empty bottle with a few pixilated ants at the bottom.

In goes a John Deere snow blower.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:19 pm

out comes a deer, named john, covered in snow.

and in goes a Dear John letter

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:32 pm

You get someone named John writing a letter on a deer.

I insert a toaster bonanza.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Sat Mar 16, 2019 8:38 am

You get a brand new toaster and a package of waffles.

In goes a coffeemaker.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Sat Mar 16, 2019 5:11 pm

Out comes a Barista.

I insert a potato and a watermelon.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Sat Mar 16, 2019 5:53 pm

and out goes a watermelon and a potato

In goes a STUDY SPHERE!

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:00 am

Out comes a procrastination pentagonal prism.

I insert a google books.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:58 am

You get a thesaurus and an unabridged copy of War and Peace.

I insert a package of almonds.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 12:04 pm

You get almondine ... and a souvenir shot glass.

Let's drop in a basket of rose petals.

Gael · Post by **Gael** » Thu Mar 21, 2019 8:11 am

You get a matress

I insert a t shirt that constantly changes designs depending on the situation

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Mar 21, 2019 9:22 am

You get an old disco globe that pulsates to your washing machine.

In goes a bucket of marbles.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Thu Mar 21, 2019 5:55 pm

You get a marble rolling pin.

In goes a pitcher of iced tea.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:34 pm

You receive an empty pitcher.

I insert a rain of molten cheese.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Fri Mar 22, 2019 8:24 pm

I get nachos out. I insert an enormous plush Kari.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Fri Mar 22, 2019 8:55 pm

You get a book of puns.

In goes a jar of olives.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:22 pm

You get Mesousa.

I insert a packet of imitation crab.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Mar 23, 2019 8:14 pm

You get two counterfeit tickets to "SpongeBob SquarePants: The Musical".

So, let's push in a mule.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Mar 23, 2019 9:12 pm

you get a very strange multi-player videogame EA published back in 1983

i insert an Atari 2600

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Mar 24, 2019 5:52 pm

You get a Commodore C64. Hmmm. Somehow, I expected a Kaypro…. oh well ….

So, let's push in this old Nash Rambler...

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Wed Mar 27, 2019 10:50 am

You get a owner’s manual for a 1952 Nash Rambler Station Wagon.

I insert a package of Kool-Aid.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Wed Mar 27, 2019 4:01 pm

You get twelve packs of Flavor-Aid. (Off-brand Kool-Aid)

I insert chicken and dumplings.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Wed Mar 27, 2019 5:43 pm

You get an empty plate.

I insert a bowl of cherries.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Fri Mar 29, 2019 5:07 pm

You get a cup of cherry seeds.

I insert a plug and a flag, two unrelated things.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:17 pm

You get a small flag with a pole that lights up when plugged in
I insert me being bad at spelling light

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Mar 31, 2019 12:13 am

you get a scroll of magic missile with (not for use on darkness) scribbled in one corner.

i insert the fake tree i finally got around to putting away this morning.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Mar 31, 2019 1:51 pm

Whoa, you get a spiral of two miles of Christmas lights on green wire. They're all tangled up and don't light nohow………

Okay, lemme help you stuff all those dead bulbs back into the machine. Can't hurt. Can it ……. ?

Post by **Render** » Mon Apr 01, 2019 1:54 pm

You get a hand full of LEDs.

I insert a slug and a snail.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 7:29 am

You get a jar of slime. In goes Rick Griffin!

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 9:54 pm

Out comes The Hammer, right into your face. enjoy galafrax.

i insert the L.E.M.

Bandit1990 · Post by **Bandit1990** » Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:08 pm

You get several hundred pounds of Moon rocks.

I insert a miniature Zeppelin.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Thu Apr 04, 2019 10:13 am

You get an awful Led Zeppelin cover album. I insert War and Peace!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:02 pm

You get a recording of the 1812 Overture played on a kazoo with a popcorn machine substituting for the cannons.

I run in a snow blower.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 8:13 am

You get an enormous snow cone- oil flavor! I insert the Great Kitsune. Surely he has to be worth something.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Apr 05, 2019 8:26 am

you get a U&U player's handbook. it's the size of a skyscrsper and weighs ∞.
I insert the next poster.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Sun Apr 07, 2019 7:14 pm

You get all two of my characters I've actually used recently.
I insert all of Hlaoroo's RP characters
(I mean all of them, not just the active ones, sorry if I spelled the name wrong.)

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Apr 07, 2019 7:43 pm

You get a kangaroo flash mob!

So, in goes eight hundred gallons of yogurt.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Sun Apr 07, 2019 8:54 pm

You receive eight thousand gallons of yogurt.

I insert a pinto bean.