The Vending Machine Game!

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:43 pm

You get Steve Jobs!

I insert you.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:36 pm

You get a renowned raconteur ... and, for some reason, popcorn. Why is there popcorn? Oh, well ........

So let's shove this derelict taxi in there ...

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Fri Aug 16, 2019 7:17 pm

You get an enormous 'E' and lots of taxes.

I insert a Grapenut shipper.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Fri Aug 16, 2019 7:45 pm

And you get me, "Sup."
I insert TUBM

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Aug 17, 2019 4:57 pm

Wha…? How'd I get down here? And more of this doggone popcorn!

Alright, popperperson, in goes a cinemax theatre!

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Sat Aug 17, 2019 5:23 pm

You get nachos, soda, candy, pretzels, and more popcorn!

I insert John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Aug 17, 2019 10:42 pm

you get an endless flood of tacos to end all man kind, because i can't think of anything suitably ironic to swap that for.

i insert one of the rare few remaining canadian pennies

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Sun Aug 18, 2019 9:26 am

You get 9000000 North Carolina Quarters.
I insert Tri-Edge (.hack)

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:19 pm

You get, uhhh... *checks notes* ...one epic victory royale

I insert a fake potted plant.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:57 pm

You get a bottle of salad dressing, and a spatula.

I insert a bottle of mayonnaise.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:18 pm

You get a tennis match where noboby's scored as well as a bottle of olive oil.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Aug 18, 2019 9:39 pm

YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!
*Ejects you from the break room via rocket propelled table*

I insert Spartacus.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Sun Aug 18, 2019 10:10 pm

And you also get nothing because THIS IS SPARTAAA and we have nothing, we're dirt poor.

I insert a blep.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Aug 18, 2019 10:52 pm

you get a lifetime supply of oversized pixels and black censor bars.

I insert Madarame Ikkaku.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Aug 22, 2019 11:59 am

You get Usagi Yojimbo … with even more attitude.

So, maybe a couple of dented snow shovels.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Thu Aug 22, 2019 5:56 pm

You get some shovels full of snow.

I insert every fanfic ever written.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Aug 23, 2019 5:12 pm

You get the keys to an apartment on The Street of Broken Dreams.

Let's put in a hundred floppy discs.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:07 am

you get a tape reel drive.

i insert a severed human hand

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:34 pm

You get that one music sheet SCP

I insert .hack//LINK

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:57 pm

you get all six versions of Mia (Wavemaster cat Macha, Origional blademaster cat Mia, Phase Macha, Postgame blademaster cat may-actually-be-Morgana-Reborn Mia (if the theory is true anyway), elk's player's real world normal pet cat named Mia, & AIDA Mia) who are somehow present simultaneously. in the physical world. keeping them from wreaking havoc is now your problem.

i insert a shiny green belt.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Sun Aug 25, 2019 8:02 pm

You get Kitsune.

I stuff Karishad into the vending machine.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Mon Aug 26, 2019 3:13 pm

The vending machine immediately goes out of order and spits him out.

I insert a reenactment of the Civil War.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Mon Aug 26, 2019 4:34 pm

You get a ~~doc~~mockumentary of the MCU civil war

I insert Endrance (.hack Conglomerate (Elk))

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Mon Aug 26, 2019 7:09 pm

You get a copy of Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Tue Aug 27, 2019 6:23 pm

You get nothing! You lose!!

I insert a cursed image.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Aug 27, 2019 10:34 pm

You get a haunted VHS.

I insert the nothing west lost.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Sun Sep 01, 2019 7:42 am

You get one of The garbled Emails Aura sent (.hack)
I insert Piros, Piros the Third, and the guy Piros is based on.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Sep 01, 2019 10:01 pm

you get Tisel Bonne in a dress. no i don't know where he got it either.

i insert kitten grape.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Mon Sep 02, 2019 4:06 pm

You get an excited puppy Peanut and an aww-ing crowd

I insert a pumpkin muffin

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Sep 05, 2019 2:39 pm

You get a multimillion dollar advertising campaign for a product of questionable taste and astronomical price cost.

In goes a kazoo.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Thu Sep 05, 2019 5:04 pm

Out comes and old 45 of 'The Yellow Rose of Texas.'

I stuff Marion in the vending machine.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Thu Sep 05, 2019 6:46 pm

You get a screaming fluffball.

I insert blood, sweat, and tears.

Gael · Post by **Gael** » Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:15 pm

you get a piece of paper with the words "Hard work and Determination"

I insert a fudge cake

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:45 pm

You get a party! … and maybe a dentist bill.

Now we'll try a pair of tickets to a Wagner opera.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:11 pm

You get 999999999999999999999999999999^graham's number selchies
I insert

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Fri Sep 06, 2019 5:14 pm

You get a n g e r y

I insert a piano bench

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Sep 06, 2019 6:53 pm

You get Liberace.

Let's drop in a zebra.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Fri Sep 06, 2019 11:01 pm

You get a black and white striped coat along with some meat
I insert all of d&d edition 3.5

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Sep 07, 2019 11:36 am

You get a duck. Is this thing busted??

So we'll drop in the Atomic Clock.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Sun Sep 08, 2019 12:56 pm

You get a watch and a periodic table.

In goes a plate of hash browns.