The Vending Machine Game!
- trekkie
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You get an icoberry torte and a snifter of Saurian brandy.
I insert a standard issue phaser.
I insert a standard issue phaser.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
- Buster
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You get a BlasTech DC-15S Carbine
in goes a canister of Terrazine gas
in goes a canister of Terrazine gas
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Out comes a pair of plastic toy binoculars that allow you to stare into the Void. Eeeeg, vertigo!
Umm, get my balance here … okay, dropping in an old refrigerator.
(Hey, do you have any idea how much it costs to haul away old appliances in this county?)
Umm, get my balance here … okay, dropping in an old refrigerator.
(Hey, do you have any idea how much it costs to haul away old appliances in this county?)
- furrygamer793
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You get pseudoscience.
I insert Thor's goats.
I insert Thor's goats.
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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You get a bag of hammers with teeth marks all over the handles.
So, we drop in a Persian carpet.
So, we drop in a Persian carpet.
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And out comes Prince Ali!
I insert a Fungo shipper.
I insert a Fungo shipper.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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Out comes a big bag of square viper marshmallows.
In goes the Brooklyn Bridge.
In goes the Brooklyn Bridge.
- Zesortinge
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You receive the Brooklyn Nine.
I watch a Gargomon stuff himself in.
I watch a Gargomon stuff himself in.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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Out comes a poodle wearing baggy pants and a hunter cap.
In goes Twitter.
In goes Twitter.
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Out comes Myspace
I insert a song that never ends, ten thousand hugs and kisses, a weird situation involving a chicken, Mungo in a satau costume, a Nintendo switch, six coupons for a cuddle session at a later time, five old things, four days to live, a warm Not-Chocolate bath, three boxing gloves and a fully trained and bridled pony......and a calender that skips thanksgiving
I insert a song that never ends, ten thousand hugs and kisses, a weird situation involving a chicken, Mungo in a satau costume, a Nintendo switch, six coupons for a cuddle session at a later time, five old things, four days to live, a warm Not-Chocolate bath, three boxing gloves and a fully trained and bridled pony......and a calender that skips thanksgiving
- furrygamer793
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You get teleported into Dark Souls, for your gifts do not appease the great vending machine.
I insert a complete in box sealed copy of .hack// Quarantine along with a PS5 I smuggled from the future.
I insert a complete in box sealed copy of .hack// Quarantine along with a PS5 I smuggled from the future.
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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You get a cellophane bag of rusty jacks and a small rubber ball with a piece of the rubber band that once fastened it to a wooden paddle still stapled to it.
In goes a snow blower.
In goes a snow blower.
- trekkie
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Out comes a package of Sweet-Tarts and 1997 Jeep Grand Cherokee.
I insert a box of Nilla Wafers.
I insert a box of Nilla Wafers.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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You get a pack of Tarot cards.
I insert Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.
I insert Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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Out comes a battered copy of Tom Swift and his Pet Gastropod.
In goes a sack of flotsam and jetsam.
In goes a sack of flotsam and jetsam.
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Out comes Ursula and eel soup.
In goes Tarmac.
In goes Tarmac.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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Out comes a water ballet team.
So, into the coin slot drop we drop a couch and coffee table.
So, into the coin slot drop we drop a couch and coffee table.
- Buster
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you get a 110 inch projection TV, but are stuffed into the coin slot by me before you get a chance to do anything with it.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I emerge from the transition as a handsome, multitalented genius who proceeds to write a best-selling novel, cure avian rheumatism, endow a massive art museum, create a just and permanent peace in the Middle East to the satisfaction of all parties, invent a solution to climate change, and demonstrate a passingly acceptable talent as an oboe player.
Since I no longer need'em, I'll drop my old car keys down the chute.
Since I no longer need'em, I'll drop my old car keys down the chute.
- Vertigo Fox
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Out comes a bassoon-shaped package addressed to NHWeston with a note that if he doesn't play it perfectly for an hour every day, the world will end.
It gets lost in the mail.
And in my desperate scramble to find it a clump of leopard hair gets caught in the coin chute.
It gets lost in the mail.
And in my desperate scramble to find it a clump of leopard hair gets caught in the coin chute.
Ship's Cat, MPSV Iberia
Check out my musical ramblings, if you dare:
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Check out my musical ramblings, if you dare:
https://soundcloud.com/snowfoxden
- trekkie
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Out comes a leopard-print car seat cover.
I insert a mug of Earl Grey tea.
I insert a mug of Earl Grey tea.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
- Vertigo Fox
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Well it's better than being skinned for it I guess...
Out come the words "Tea. Earl Grey, Hot" in Patrick Stewart's voice.
It startles me, and in my confusion I knock a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster down the chute.
Out come the words "Tea. Earl Grey, Hot" in Patrick Stewart's voice.
It startles me, and in my confusion I knock a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster down the chute.
Ship's Cat, MPSV Iberia
Check out my musical ramblings, if you dare:
https://soundcloud.com/snowfoxden
Check out my musical ramblings, if you dare:
https://soundcloud.com/snowfoxden
- Zesortinge
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And a flood of olives from the washes over you for your mistake.
I insert the sewer system.
I insert the sewer system.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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You get even more olives.
I insert my own irrational unreasoning love of olives.
I insert my own irrational unreasoning love of olives.
Ship's Cat, MPSV Iberia
Check out my musical ramblings, if you dare:
https://soundcloud.com/snowfoxden
Check out my musical ramblings, if you dare:
https://soundcloud.com/snowfoxden
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What comes out is … well … just the pits!
In goes a stamp collection.
In goes a stamp collection.
- trekkie
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Out comes a letter addressed to Bob Ovalhead of Miami, Florida.
In goes a stick of lip balm.
In goes a stick of lip balm.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Out comes a coupon for one Botox treatment.
In goes a case of canned stewed tomatoes.
In goes a case of canned stewed tomatoes.
- OdedZeituni98
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
you got ketchup
I put money in the vending machine
I put money in the vending machine
- Zesortinge
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You got a globe that spins when you put a quarter in it.
I insert Mad Max.
I insert Mad Max.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- trekkie
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You get a customized dune buggy.
In goes a coupon for yams.
In goes a coupon for yams.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
- Zesortinge
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You get a coop on four yams.
I insert a joke book.
I insert a joke book.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- trekkie
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Out comes a book of puns.
In goes a can of green beans.
In goes a can of green beans.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
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Out comes a miniaturized version of the Jolly Green Giant.
In goes a snow blower.
In goes a snow blower.
- trekkie
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Out comes the Flashdance soundtrack on CD.( Hey, don’t look st me, I didn’t load this thing.)
In goes a tube of Colgate toothpaste.
In goes a tube of Colgate toothpaste.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Out comes a tube of Pepsodent.
In goes a Pirate (and a Royal and Brewer too).
In goes a Pirate (and a Royal and Brewer too).
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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Out comes twenty years worth of stolen bases. (Never was much of a market for those things nohow.)
So, let's drop in a few chocolate chip cookies.
So, let's drop in a few chocolate chip cookies.
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Out comes Ernie (and a certain blue monster too).
In goes Shardul.
In goes Shardul.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
- Dumplingsushi
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Out comes Baby Shark with a Mickey Mouse balloon.
In goes a canoe paddle.
In goes a canoe paddle.
- Dumplingsushi
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You get Lark and Clewis, two famous politicians.
I insert nothing. (I'm so sorry if I broke it)
I insert nothing. (I'm so sorry if I broke it)