The Vending Machine Game!

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get the tale of the Opener of Ways.

I insert a color laser printer.
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You get every cat in the strip after you.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a bunch of words.

I insert Peanut.
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You get a bag of peanuts with "what, you were expecting grape?" written on the side.

I stuff The tale of the Opener of Ways back into the machine and hope for something else.
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You get a yearly supply of Easter-themed chocolate eggs.

I insert a stick of black licorice.
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You get me wanting to be fed with more black licorice.

I insert orange soda.
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You get a depressed, inebriated, ferret.

i insert Douglas Collier's wallet.
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You get Welshie's arm.

I insert cheese.
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You get nachos

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You get all of the youtubers who have 1,000,000 or more subscribers suddenly teleported to you.
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You get an active fanfic with a brand new plot idea that involves balloons in some way

I insert nachos
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Machine puts nachos on display so someone else can buy them.

I insert a fire alarm, sans fire.
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You get fire.

I insert VEB.
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You get airline security looking for their pilot.

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You get me using it to crawl out of the vending machine, whilist using non-appropriate words >.>

I insert a phone.
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You get an overpriced cellular contract.

I insert the previously mentioned airport security.
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Now everybody gets scanned when using the vending machine.

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You get Magic:The Gathering

I insert Diss
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You get enslaved and forced to hunt for nuts for the rest of your life.

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You get answers to a series of questions you didn't actually want to ask because they're embarrassing.

I insert an obnoxious cable repair man.
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You get DISH

I insert bad reception due to weather
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You get a 90s cellphone.

I insert indigestion.
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You get tylenol.

I insert a watermelon.
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you get a cantelope.

I insert a people like grapes t-shirt.
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You get a Gavin.

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You get a book of bad puns and a ton of Ants.

I stuff hound into the machine, tree and all.
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You get a bomb and a bad pun.

I insert a loonie
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You get a hammer.

I insert raspberries.
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You get blueberries.

I insert Kevin.
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You get tackled.

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You get food stamps.

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you get every other anime death ever.

i insert the mop and bucket we cleaned that up with.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You get ice cream spilled on the floor.

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You get a hoard of dogs all liking the roof of their mouths.

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You get ominous music

I insert bacon
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You hear nomming sounds.

I insert sugar.
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You get a cupcake.

I insert Buster.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get Proto Shield.

i insert the win i just stole from you in the other thread
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get a 'lose' token.

I insert five pears and a blackcurrant.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game!

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You get an apple.

I insert some caramel.
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