Housepets!

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 4:16 am**

You get a visit from the SPCA.

I insert a peppermint.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 4:38 am**

You get a butler.

I insert a limo.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 5:02 am**

You get fuel and oil leaking everywhere.

I insert a match.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 5:07 am**

It falls out of the vending machine... nothing else happens.

I insert Hlaoroo with a block of TNT.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 5:18 am**

You didn't insert a detonator so nothing happens.

I insert Gecko with a detonator.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 9:16 pm**

You get an inoperable bomb.

I insert Darth Vader.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 9:19 pm**

You get his mask.

I insert Rockstar Hawk. (Miles' cub)

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 9:25 pm**

You get the ASPCA.

I insert a tiger.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 9:56 pm**

You get bitten.

I insert a bottle of anti-allergy eye-drops.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:38 am**

You get an allergic reaction from the vending machine.

I insert a feather pillow.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:48 am**

You get a slow motion pillow fight.

I insert a pencil case.

Posted: **Tue Jul 02, 2013 1:19 pm**

You get pencil shavings.

I insert a GPS.

Posted: **Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:31 am**

You get nothing because I accidentally unplugged the vending machine.

*plugs it back in*

I insert a double adaptor.

Posted: **Wed Jul 03, 2013 7:28 am**

You get a smoking octopus wiring.

I insert some dry ice.

Posted: **Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:36 pm**

You lots of smoke.

I insert strobe lighting.

Posted: **Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:39 pm**

You get a dance party.
I insert a toothbrush.

Posted: **Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:50 pm**

Youg et some pearly whites.

I insert a pearly gate.

Posted: **Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:05 pm**

You get a really long book of names.

I insert a quill.

Posted: **Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:14 am**

You get a surprised bird.

I insert "The Duck Song".

Posted: **Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:09 am**

You get a semi-annoying voice from the song.

I insert a bottle of glue.

Posted: **Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:40 am**

I throw the glue to unsuspecting passersby below.

I "drop" the empty bottle.

Posted: **Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:14 am**

It's stuck to your paw so a chunk of fur comes with it. I clone the fur's DNA and alter it to make it rabbit-like and then drop my mutant Gecko's on the next user.

Posted: **Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:19 am**

((wrong game again, Gecko and Hlaoroo...))
You get a mutant Gecko that is angry at you for making him look that way... Goodluck!

I insert one-way ticket to Pyongyang.

Posted: **Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:33 am**

I blame Gecko for that. XD

You get a looong flight which is delayed leaving and landing making you wonder why you ever boarded it in the first place.

I insert a grand piano.

Posted: **Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:45 am**

Another Grand Piano falls down on you. (I blame Hlaoroo!)

I insert the debris along with Hlaoroo into the vending machine.

Posted: **Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:52 am**

((Don't worry, you both will get a bit of hot chocolate pudding for that, just stand still))
You get Hlaoroo at the driving wheel of Morris Marina.

I insert swiss cheese.

Posted: **Sat Jul 06, 2013 3:16 am**

You get to do this!

I insert a videocamera.

Posted: **Sat Jul 06, 2013 5:46 am**

You get a small digital camera.

I insert a photo of my dinner.

Posted: **Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:08 am**

Wait a minute! This is a photo of a Hlaoroo!
Hey!

I insert a warrant for your arrest.

Posted: **Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:38 am**

I am innocent! It was supposed to be shawarma! And you're clearly in the wrong game again.

I insert Hlaoroo's warrant of arrest.

Posted: **Sat Jul 06, 2013 8:30 am**

I am innocent! I destroy your warrant.

I insert the pieces.

Posted: **Sat Jul 06, 2013 8:32 am**

You get it back, now indestructible.

I lock Hlaoroo into jail and insert his belongings into the machine.

Posted: **Sun Jul 07, 2013 2:53 am**

You get a receipt for their dry cleaning.

I insert YOUR FACE!

Posted: **Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:01 am**

You get those words printed on an A4 sized paper.

I insert some bells.

Posted: **Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:20 am**

You get a sleigh and reindeer.

I insert a random Christmas reference.

Posted: **Sun Jul 07, 2013 5:47 am**

Santa visits you and gives you some... carrots!

I insert a golden egg.

Posted: **Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:09 am**

You get... this!

I insert an Oompa Loompa.

Posted: **Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:53 pm**

You get Willy Wonka.

I insert some skin.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:57 am**

You get some leather.

I insert a gumboot (Wellington).

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2013 12:25 am**

you get rocket shoes

*inserts school report*

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