Housepets!

Posted: **Sat Apr 07, 2018 7:19 pm**

You get a massive outpouring of jelly beans and a flashlight without Double A batteries, which is mildly annoying but solvable.

Let's see what we get for a bullfrog... (Hope this isn't animal cruelty.)

Posted: **Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:26 pm**

You get: A lot more frogs

I insert a Dachshund

Posted: **Sun Apr 08, 2018 6:52 am**

You get a hot dog.

I insert some firewood.

Posted: **Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:14 am**

You get "Burning Man" celebration.

I insert a length of culvert pipe.

Posted: **Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:53 am**

You get a spooky looking drainage ditch

I insert a lion

Posted: **Sun Apr 08, 2018 2:55 pm**

You get a cranky old woman who likes snow, and a piece of bedroom furniture.

I insert a ring.

Posted: **Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:52 pm**

You get married to a limousine. Not the driver. Just the car.

i insert Majira's Strawberry.

Posted: **Sun Apr 08, 2018 11:00 pm**

You get some cream with his strawberry, because who doesn't like strawberries and cream

I insert some apple pie

Posted: **Tue Apr 10, 2018 9:06 pm**

You get a biography of Johnny Appleseed, a photo of Granny Smith, and a piece of cheddar cheese.

I dropped in a roll of Necco wafers.

Posted: **Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:57 pm**

You got a Kit Kat but don't eat it. He has a wife and kids.

I insert a Scooby snack

Posted: **Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:00 pm**

You get a VW van lacking a transmission but full of overdue traffic citations and canine vomit.

I insert several tambourines.

Posted: **Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:03 pm**

You get a tambourine trampoline. Enjoy making music by bouncing.

I insert confusing Kingdom Hearts plot points

Posted: **Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:07 pm**

~~You get a similarly named draconic mutated namekian.~~
You get NINJAS.

I insert a recording of the first moon landing

Posted: **Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:59 pm**

You get a whole lot of conspiracy theories

I insert a cactus

Posted: **Fri Apr 13, 2018 1:45 am**

You get the point.

I insert a mattress. (It's 3:00AM here ; I'm goin' back to the sack, jack!)

Posted: **Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:23 am**

You wake up with a matress with leopard hair all over it. What, I need sleep too sometimes!

I insert the mysterious chapter 9 of my story.

Posted: **Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:25 am**

You get intrigue from readers

I insert a mechanical pencil

Posted: **Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:28 am**

You get a robot that writes its' own instruction manual.

I insert an empty yogurt pot.

Posted: **Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:38 pm**

A dozen cupcakes, VERY high in iron.

I insert the kitchen sink.

Posted: **Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:15 pm**

you get a bottle of draino

i insert a single piece of toast

Posted: **Fri Apr 13, 2018 11:04 pm**

You get your toast dropped.... It landed butter-side down

I insert a cardboard box with a man in a bandanna hiding under it

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2018 6:11 am**

You get Sam Fisher.

I insert 2.5 tons of raw bacon

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2018 8:27 am**

Out comes my father, empty handed, asking for more.

I insert a scarf.

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2018 8:31 am**

You get Yoshi's Scarf-Roll Scamper. It's best when played at speed 1.25x.

I insert an amiibo

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:44 am**

You get two blackboard erasers and a bottle of ketchup.

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:59 am**

You get a vending machine cover your head for forgetting the rules.

I pull out NHWestons' tongue, place a sprig of Celery on it and push the tongue back in.

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2018 11:08 am**

You get... um... ... ... Slobbery celery? ... ... Let's get the regular vending machine back, yeah?

I insert a monopoly game

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2018 12:30 pm**

You ...ptha...get sent...pthi...to jail...ptooie!

I insert a section of chicken wire fencing.

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2018 12:35 pm**

A canine paw holding a headless chicken juts out of the dispenser slot retreating once said chicken is taken.

I insert a 50% off soap coupon.

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2018 1:06 pm**

YOU GET SOAP! and half off too, what an exciting thing! in the words of a wise man "Soap is expensive!"

I insert a doberman puppy

Posted: **Sun Apr 15, 2018 11:37 pm**

You get a full-grown Doberman.

I insert this thread.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:18 am**

You get a factory of the crazy things the Vending Machine has returned previously on this thread.

I insert second panel Great Kitsune of today's strip.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:32 pm**

We get sharp, soprano cries of indignation somewhat a kin to the utterances of disgruntled turtles.

I insert my neighbor's lawn mower.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:15 pm**

You get buried under every clipping that mower has ever cut.

I Insert NHWestoN

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:18 pm**

You get a fairly active user, but without a avatar.

I insert a road full of potholes

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:00 am**

You get a bunch of holey pots.

I insert a candy bar.

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:46 pm**

You get me eating the candy bar

I insert a potato

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2018 1:46 pm**

You have wait until evening and then you get a thousand eyes because "The Night has a Thousand Eyes".

Let's put in a pitcher of lemonade.

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2018 7:22 am**

You get a pitcher of cranberry juice.

I insert a magnolia tree.

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2018 8:27 am**

You get a bushel of Mongolia pods...you know, those sticky, nasty things that look like badly manufactured hand grenades .... WAIT A MINUTE! Oh, crumbs, RUN!!

Okay, I tip toe back and slowly insert a large jar of mustard.

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