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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2018 11:49 pm
by TheSilverFox51
You get a trashed BMW missing its front bumper...
I insert shattered hopes and dreams.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2018 7:22 am
by NHWestoN
You get a giddy, blabber-mouth life coach who empties your bank account...
I put in a big sack of yard clippings.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2018 1:17 pm
by Buster
you get a wild deer asking if you have any more salad.
i insert NHWestoN
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 12:33 pm
by Render
You get a leash. No idea why...
I insert 10°C of the hot 30+°C we have since weeks.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 2:14 pm
by NHWestoN
That's cause I was unleashed, Render. Really pinched, too...ow!
So you get a midget meteorologist with a voice like Alvin the Chipmunk.
....and into the slot goes a pair of moldy galoshes.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 9:53 pm
by Buster
you get stapled to the ceiling.
i insert a hat.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2018 7:55 am
by NHWestoN
You get handed your head.
...and in goes a barnacle encrusted wharf piling.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2018 9:35 pm
by Legotron123
You get a
Barbaracle.
I put in the dvds for both seasons of Iron Man: Armored Adventures.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 6:12 pm
by NHWestoN
You got a new avatar! Wow!
Well, in goes an old playbill from the Who Rock Opera "Tommy" and a fifty cent piece I found in my back pocket bandana.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 6:51 pm
by Saturn381
You get the song Pinball Wizard.
I insert a barbecue chip.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:03 pm
by Bandit1990
You get a Digital Grill.
I insert a magic 8-Ball.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 12:40 pm
by Render
You get a "Cannot predict now."
I insert a baguette.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 1:04 pm
by NHWestoN
You get twelve dinner rolls and an overpriced tab check.
So, in goes an old tractor seat and a couple of latex handle grips.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 1:30 pm
by Buster
You get 50000L of tapioca pudding. No container it's just kinda oozing out of the machine at an alarming rate.
I insert a massive cork
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 3:51 pm
by Gael
You get an empty bottle of grape juice (like Pheonix Wright)
I insert a Mr. Saturn
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 10:21 pm
by Buster
you get a Sega Saturn.
I insert a stapler
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 2:43 pm
by NHWestoN
A truckload of drywall. Guess the stapler was full.
Okay, in goes a bucket of eels...
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 3:51 pm
by Gael
You get an eel pot pie
I put Mary Poppins' bag in to see what will happen
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 7:14 pm
by NHWestoN
You get dancing penguins, chimney sweeps, a huge flock of pigeons, and a cartoon Fox with an off-kilter Irish accent.
Alrighty, cabbages. Two hundred dumped into the coin slot.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 7:24 pm
by Gael
you get the cabbage salesman from avatar
I insert a fuzzy pickle
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:37 pm
by NHWestoN
You get a baloney sandwich on mittens...
Let's stuff in a dentist's chair.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:47 pm
by Gael
You get a Lollipop
I insert videogame sheet music
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 6:54 pm
by NHWestoN
You get Pac-Man, Mrs. Pac-Man, Qbert, Cetipede, and Rimsky-Korsykov.
Now we'll try a Boa Constrictor.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 7:31 pm
by Gael
You get a person who runs away in fear immediately
I insert a flowchart
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 7:59 pm
by NHWestoN
And out comes something we "can all go with"....
So, let's try dropping a block of Granite in.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:48 pm
by Gael
you get wet cement in a soda can
I (in a fit of morbid curiosity) put myself in the vending machine
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:14 am
by Buster
you come out resembling Pueblo
...and promptly get stuffed right back in.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 11:52 am
by Gael
I come out very confused and still resembling Pueblo...but shorter
I insert a boot
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 2:18 pm
by NHWestoN
You get "Das Boot" (Wow, can I have a ride?).
Well, um, something oceanic came out so ….. I put a Dolphin in.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 2:30 pm
by Gael
you get one thousand killer whales and a ticket to ride "Das Boot"
I insert a monopolytm board game
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:16 pm
by NHWestoN
You get enough tokens to take a ride on the ShortLine to Baltic Avenue.
Hmmm, while you're going chug-chug, let's see what WaterWorks and the Electric Company get us...
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 4:16 pm
by tsMKG
Uh-Oh, there's electric flood there.
While avoiding the water, I plug into the vending machine a slimey television (Don't ask me how I did do that).
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 7:51 pm
by NHWestoN
You get "The Sallam Ander's Evening Newt's Hour."
Let's pour in a bucket of asphalt.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 6:13 am
by Gael
You get some hardened asphalt, it looks like an actual chunk of the road
I put in a can of Dr Pepper
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 6:41 am
by Hlaoroo
You get a PhD in Spiceology.
I insert a rotary telephone.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 7:23 am
by Welsh Halfwit
You get a telex from the 1990's.
I insert a picture of me waving at Pueblo.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 11:19 am
by NHWestoN
You get 2,500 paper postcards from Colorado.
So, here we go with twenty amphora jugs taken from an ancient Mediterranean shipwreck.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 7:43 am
by Hlaoroo
You get a gold sovereign.
I insert a ten foot long pole.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 9:41 am
by Welsh Halfwit
You get something that won't touch a president or an Aussie Prime Minister.
I insert a Whittaker's Almanac.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 12:53 pm
by NHWestoN
You get a gargantuan data dump and a piece of history.
Well, what does the Farmer's Almanac get us?