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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:02 pm
by Render
Corn... You get a WHOLE LOT of corn.
I insert The One Ring.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:13 pm
by Buster
You get a fine for improper mcguffin disposal.
I insert a stapler.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:51 am
by TheSilverFox51
You get three memos stapled into your head.
I insert an expensive necklace.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:56 am
by Bandit1990
You get a very risqué sketchbook.
I insert half a Hawaiian-Style pizza.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 6:53 am
by Gael
You get a single whole pineapple
I insert a viking helmet
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 8:29 am
by Welsh Halfwit
You get a clip from Classic Doctor Who that refers to your helmet..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNqWfrRxGts
I insert a pot of ready to eat Porridge.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:01 am
by Gael
you get a bowl of blueberry oatmeal
I insert some pasta with no sauce
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 1:58 pm
by NHWestoN
...and out comes twenty pounds of goopy cement.
Let's try a bucket of frog eggs...
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 2:01 pm
by Gael
You get plushes of Toad and Toadette
I insert 20 pounds of goopy cement
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 9:04 pm
by NHWestoN
You get ... You get ... Oh, man, this thing is clogged. Wait a minute... You get a building code violation... sheesh.
Okay, let's try a trash bag full of used coffee cups.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 9:26 pm
by Bandit1990
You get a $15 gift card to Starbucks Thank you for joining our loyalty program!
I insert my cell phone, I'm due for an upgrade.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:07 pm
by Buster
you get a Motorola Microtac 2.
i insert NHWestoN
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:10 pm
by NHWestoN
Why, you get a well-dressed, strikingly handsome, witty, articulate gentleman of matured years and poised bearing prepared to take you out for a delightful evening in your favorite town ...
...and also I drop a pair of tractor tires into the machine.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:36 pm
by Buster
Go back to your island Roshi you're not fooling anyone.
. . . . .
Oh great, You spawned an army of Grinders.
I stuff a bomb in there to stem the tide before their boss shows up.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:49 am
by FlanDab
Out comes winged lit sticks of dynamite that follow.
I insert a universe-containing coin.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:54 am
by tsMKG
You get the universe containing necklace from Men In Black, only that without universe.
I instert a Famicom video game cartridge.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 6:49 am
by FlanDab
You get a Famicom gameplay, but not of the game you inserted.
I insert a token of gratitude.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:08 am
by Gael
You get the next quest in the chain
I insert the entirety of Xenoblade Chronicles X's soundtrack
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:17 pm
by Buster
you get every episode of "KAZOO'd!"
i insert 12000 gallons of strawberry yogurt.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2018 10:56 am
by NHWestoN
You get the full run of the "Strawberry Shortcake" dolls [including the Pie Man].
So, in goes a boat load of bananas. And maybe a couple of tarantulas.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:32 pm
by Gael
you get a boatload of Banana spiders!!!!!!
I insert a T-shirt that frequently changes text and color for no reason while no one is looking
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2018 11:34 pm
by Buster
you get a half-alien squirrel named grace.
i insert Nomu. and i mean the first one, the one that was memorable, before they became semi-disposable hench-things.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:56 am
by NHWestoN
Gosh, unforeseen simulants all over the floor. The janitor is gonna be so honked...
Delicately, I insert three rolls of fine lace.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2018 6:29 am
by FlanDab
Delicately, out comes three lace briefs.
I insert a ketchup packet.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 7:39 am
by Render
You get a packed tomato.
I insert a piece of firewood.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 1:11 pm
by NHWestoN
You get a campfire sash.
Hmmm, alright. In goes an old newspaper picture of Orsen Wells.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 7:00 pm
by FlanDab
Get a copy of the novel "Journey to the Center of the Earth" with illustrations capable of inciting feelings of hopelesness! Wow!
I insert a peso.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 7:29 pm
by Buster
you get M Bison. because logic is dead.
i insert logic's scorched remains.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 7:48 pm
by NHWestoN
Out pours the scorching lava of derangement.
In goes the rusting components left from a 1956 DeSoto.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 7:23 am
by FlanDab
Out comes a rusting car made from the rusting components. It's not a 1956 DeSoto, but close enough.
I insert a paint can.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:19 am
by NHWestoN
Out comes "The Mona Lisa" except that, since there's only one color of paint used, the canvas is cheesecloth, and the painter was a toucan, the image is unrecognizable.
Let's drop in a pile of orange rinds.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:39 pm
by Render
You get a jar or Orange Marmelade.
I insert a doggy treat.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 3:39 pm
by Gael
you get a puppy complete with a little bowtie
I insert a car horn
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 1:55 pm
by NHWestoN
You get the toots.
Since we're feeling musical, how about we drop in an Alto Saxaphone.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:27 pm
by Gael
you get the entire saxaphone solo from dolphin shoals
I insert a generic sword
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:25 pm
by Buster
You get an infinity+1 sword! ...But you're the wrong class to wield it.
I Insert a stick.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:37 am
by Gael
you get a maaaagic stick
I insert all the webcomics I've ever read
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2018 8:45 pm
by NHWestoN
You get a colorful web of entertaining entanglements.
How's'bout we drop in a fine aged Kentucky Bourbon? We can still keep our PG-13 rating if it's good stock, right?
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:38 pm
by Buster
You get an umbrella with the logo of a british tailor shop on it, a big mac, and a poppy.
i insert a bottle of
'Pain Reliever' brand pain pills.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:15 pm
by furrygamer793
You get a copy of D&D
*inserts a TARDIS