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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:20 pm
by Buster
You get a deflated Toshinori Yagi pointing at the camera dramatically
i insert a wrecking ball
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 9:29 am
by furrygamer793
you get a newton's cradle made with wrecking balls.
inserts a note to Buster telling them (yes I use singular them when I don't know the gender.) to try to get grammar jokes.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 11:57 am
by Buster
(feminine terminology is preferred. and at least you're using an actual pronoun and not a made up one. i hate those.)
you get a Note back, with message on screen commenting how grammar jokes are lame and puns are far supurrior.
I insert Mark Hamil, Jack Nicholson, and Cesar Romero.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 7:26 pm
by NHWestoN
You get about twenty-four dog-eared copies of Boomer Generation Magazine. (Gosh, cant help you much with that. I read it sometimes for the comic, you know, Little Iodine, Nancy and Sluggo, like that).
Um, okay. In goes a Tesla.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 8:04 pm
by furrygamer793
you get electrocuted
Inserts Riba Aduraice
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 9:58 am
by Zesortinge
(I had to look that person up.) You get all of the bad parts of DeviantArt
I insert a deflated Toshinori Yagi who is pointing at the screen.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 5:57 pm
by NHWestoN
You get fragment's of Buster's wrecking ball.
Inserts a water pistol.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 8:01 pm
by Zesortinge
You get the water war arc.
I insert a self-insert fanfiction.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 12:34 am
by furrygamer793
You get a Star Trek self insert parody fan fiction, (I mean the Mary Sue one)
Inserts everything, whether it exists or not, I inserted it.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 2:53 pm
by Zesortinge
You get a malfunctioning vending machine.
I insert an invisible costume.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:29 pm
by furrygamer793
You get a visible costume
Inserts Animal Man
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:32 pm
by NHWestoN
You get Manimal.
Insert a Caterpillar tractor gear-shift box and an old seat cushion.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 11:42 pm
by Buster
you get a beat up green land rover that winched itself into a tree
i insert a glass pop bottle
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:25 am
by Zesortinge
You get a pop track about glass bottles.
I insert the expectations of TUBM.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:16 pm
by NHWestoN
You got nuthin' …… !
Hmmm, let's try this 1959 Sears Christmas catalogue from Uncle George's attic (what a packrat, that guy!).
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:29 pm
by furrygamer793
the vending machine gives you a slice of cheese
Inserts a single speck of dirt
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:48 pm
by NHWestoN
You get a rag, a bone, and a handkerchief.
Let's drop in a handful of walnuts.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:53 pm
by Bandit1990
You get a small jar of Sundae topping.
I insert last year's wall calendar.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 4:01 pm
by NHWestoN
You get a bag of 364 dates and a fig.
So in goes a jug of Vermont maple syrup.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 4:48 pm
by furrygamer793
You get Canadian maple syrup
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:32 pm
by Buster
the machine rumbles ominously at the lack of offering and sucks you in
i insert a wooden nickel
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 7:28 pm
by furrygamer793
You get captured by the DUP for an active conduit gene
I insert my nerdiness
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:46 pm
by Zesortinge
You get a see of nerds the size of your nerdiness.
I insert an eraser.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:23 am
by furrygamer793
You get erased
Inserts really small text and a Pokéwalker
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:51 pm
by NHWestoN
You get ………., +++++++, and +++++. Drat, you shoulda got ………., +++++++, and =======. Hmmph!
This time we'll put in a bent snowshovel.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:50 pm
by furrygamer793
you get: a bent potato masher
I INSERT THE UNIVERSE IN VERY SMALL TEXT
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:16 pm
by Buster
you get force-fed a magnifying glass, and are told to cut that out.
i insert what's left of the DUP goon squad
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:30 pm
by furrygamer793
You get asked what you mean by DUP. Is it the one from Infamous
I insert a potato that is the one potato to rule them all.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:33 pm
by Buster
(why are you asking me? it was YOUR reference originally. i have no idea what that acronym means.)
you get the potato back with a sarcastic computer embedded in it.
I insert a boot
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:38 pm
by furrygamer793
You get a boot to the head
I insert Delsin, (InFamous second son)
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:29 am
by Zesortinge
You get Dell sins.
I insert a golf hitter. (I don't know if that actually exists.)
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:48 am
by NHWestoN
You get a crumpled photo of Ben Hogan and President Eisenhower. (Gosh, how old is this machine???)
So .... in go some starfish.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:19 am
by furrygamer793
you get a constellation that looks like a fish
I insert two quarters
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:07 pm
by Buster
you get the other half
i insert a spatula
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2019 2:44 pm
by Render
You get a Dr Pepper.
I insert a starfruit.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:10 pm
by Zesortinge
You get a fruity star.
I insert random color changes.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2019 10:17 pm
by NHWestoN
You get a kaleidoscope.
In goes a bucket of turpentine. Yuk......
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 4:51 pm
by furrygamer793
You get a bucket of completely unrelated potatoes.
I insert the six of diamonds to get that haunted card away from me.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 4:54 pm
by Zesortinge
You get a deck that only contains the six of diamonds.
I insert the vending machine.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 7:17 pm
by NHWestoN
You get a cosmic inversion and a handful of rather gunky quarters.
Hey, put those quarters in. Let's see what happens.