The Horatio Game

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Re: The Horatio Game

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"it seems our victim was intoxicated when he was hit with a blunt carpentry tool."

"I guess he got..."
*sunglasses*
"hammered"
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Re: The Horatio Game

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"Sir! Sir! It appears that the latest victim in this astounding case of bizarre murders you can make puns with has been beaten to death by open palms!"

"That's why I never try-"
*Puts on sunglasses*
"Slapstick"
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'The illegal postal strike was the work of an organisation that are exclusively women'

'Sir, how can you tell?'

'There's no sign of any mail'

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!!
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"Sir! The fish vendor at the peer was killed after defecting to the other side!"

"Well then. He's been doing some-"
*Puts on sunglasses*
"Traderous business."
"Rancid - its like a wine or cheese." "Or like roadkill!" ".....or like roadkill...."
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Re: The Horatio Game

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"Sir, Michael Jackson died of heart failure."
"Well, I guess his heart couldn't..."
*Puts on sunglasses*
"...Beat it."
Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
(My friend came up with that one)
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Re: The Horatio Game

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"Sir, this man died 500ft underwater, while scuba diving, listening to Queen."
"I guess he didn't do well..."
*Puts sunglasses on*
"'Under Pressure'"
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Sir, this man was found dismembered with a diamond sword lodged in his back
"looks like the killer decided to"
*puts on glasses*"kick it up a Notch"
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"Sir...we've just had a phonecall from the library, they found a civilian crushed under a bookshelf

"Guess he was in the mood for some...."

*Sunglasses*

"Heavy reading!"

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Re: The Horatio Game

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Sir, this man tried to meet a truck head on!
Looks like he wanted to prove he was
*puts on sunglasses*
Built Ford Tough
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