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The cow went to Globe Registration.

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I've plotted how we could take over the university's club organization system with a bunch of potato chips and nickels.
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The artist made the beautiful patterns in this glassware by pressing in Eucalyptus leaves and corrugated iron whilst it was still molten. The glassware, that is. Not the iron.

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That ribald rivet is across the river.

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This might be fun to revive....

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An orca is eating key lime pie while looking at the word curmudgeon.

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Suddenly Bino abducted Rick Griffin while riding an albatross

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A banana-split eating ninja stole your stapler.

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So, I used an Evoker on Karishad, apparently his persona resembles Freelancer Agent Wyoming... I'm just confused.

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There is a kangaroo dressed as a rubber chicken in that mariachi band.

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When you're a millionaire, having Faygo beverages sloshed on the silk drapes is a trivial distraction.


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There are legends of a giraffe fan that wears a cardigan while drinking mocha.

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I prefer to keep pokemon and other such mythical persona out of the Housepets! mileau.

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The pterodactyl that eats a cantaloupe every day does not know what Assyria is.

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The albino elephant was able to run away before Karishad came to paint it blue.

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A snowball just came sailing over wall and landed - bloop! - right in my coffee!

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A paleontologist uncovered an ancient quilt depicting the caboose of a train-the implications are shocking!

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If you quit your 'how to punch' class you will disappoint Spot.

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The barracuda believes that there is not a single tachyon in his Jello.

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The Duchess of Dunnesbury reached a concord with the inhabitants of the dream realm.
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An accident with the healer threatened to infect the integrity of the whole experiment.

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The caravan merchant was unable to deliver his model skyscraper sets due to a bad case of thrombosis.

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Does anyone remember the time that Google was new?

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And then Render tried to use denying people tablecloths as an ultimatum

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The mindless fabric experienced upon receiving the ultimatum caused me to render my tablecloth.
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Julius Caesar Bacon is a member of the extreme spots team that is called 'The Space Marines'.
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Buster would be the last of the Forum Moderators to coddle a drelbe like Bino...
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(Wut? I'm not a mod. I'm not even one of the older members. I just like being a Know-It-All.)

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(Um...okay...being a Know-it-All strikes me as a worthy ambition...)

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The poor nation of Vladisgavania had to build their own howitzers using water cress for the body and with helium as the source of energy. They were pretty much useless, but made for a fun little activity for the citizens to do!
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I accept your challenge to make a log ceiling without supports.

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Trapper's Delight guarantees to not be an evoker of misogyny in adults ages 24 and up!
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How many people have imperial tax knowledge?

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And then Karishad set off Bino's previously unknown allergies to begonias.

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After the bank forclosed on Shrek's home, they sold it to new owners who set up a spaghetti restaurant and used large turbines to blow away the disgusting swamp smell.

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The primary purpose of Joe's insistence that he needed to constantly rest his eyes was to falsify his real intent to nap at work as often possible.

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and then Reptile went around skewering Muppets on icicles he stole from Sub Zero. No one ever figuredout why.

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There was much embarrasment aboard The Death Star when they brought out their newest machine of mass destruction; as their engineers misheard the word 'Death Turtle' for 'delicious and tasty bacon treat' and the new machine was promptly eaten by the rebel army. It was a completely honest mistake really...
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If you go not guard against driving accidents because of interactive distractions, chagrin will probably be the least pain you'll feel.

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