Game: Talk to your Favorite Character from House Pets

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:17 pm

Well later today we... wait... Jess put you up to this didn't she? Yeah no way am i letting anything get back to her, my eye still hurts, we're done here.

Dear Steve, have you seen my shovel?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Dec 21, 2017 10:00 pm

Cathy in the reptile house has it .... Hurry .... She's waiting for you ....

So... Fox ... Still got that squeaky bone you wrestled King for?

Post by **D-Rock** » Thu Dec 21, 2017 10:28 pm

I do, actually. That thing is pretty resilient. Even let my little cousins play with it from time to time, though King is pretty adamant on sanitizing it.

To Ralph, besides the Milton murder attempt, how has Fox been doing on his patrols?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:04 pm

Da rookie? Well, he'd trying to be a team player, just needs to figure out what the game is.

So, Jeeves, what's it like butlering with wolves, stone-crafted gryphons, murderous disinherited relatives, pine martin angels, conniving stewards, and six plutocrat ferrets around the mansion?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 6:23 pm

I'm up to a triple dose of Prozac at this point...

Hey Rex, any new recipes?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Dec 24, 2017 11:29 am

Bino wouldn't let me bring my ten dozen Christmas cookies to the Good Ol' Dog's Club party so I'm sending him a fruit cake he'll never forget.... !

Holiday plans, Fido .... ?

CanzetYote · Post by **CanzetYote** » Mon Dec 25, 2017 9:11 pm

Fido: I'll probably just curl up by the fire and cry to myself, considering I miss Sabrina so much.....*sniff* It's hard to celebrate when she's off doing whatever it is she's doing. *a tear rolls down his muzzle and drips off his nose* Don't tell Spo, he constantly teases me about how soft I am with her. *wipes his nose*

So Bino, how ticklish are you exactly?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Dec 27, 2017 5:49 pm

What? Who wants to know? Do you realize what some unscrupulous agent of malice could do with that information !?!?!

Marvin - are you and Zach pals now or what's with you two?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Dec 27, 2017 9:11 pm

Who? (muffled explanation) Oh, right. uh... I actually don't know him that much. he spends almost all his time visiting that tree house these days. Besides, he doesn't seem all that interested in my charts...

Hey Bruno, seeing as Bino woke you up for Christmas, did you at least get some turkey?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Dec 27, 2017 9:34 pm

Actually, I did ... all this tryptophan is gonna knock me out 'til May Day unless this stupid dog with the pig poker wakes me up again and I pound him into "mutt-ton" !

Hey, Grape! Mom get you and Peanut cute sweaters again for Christmas?

CanzetYote · Post by **CanzetYote** » Thu Dec 28, 2017 10:12 am

Grape: well, at least Peanut's gonna like it.....

Bino, how does it feel to be the only one of your brothers who actually dates another dog? I mean, Fido's with a cat and Joey's with a mouse. Certainly, you must find pride in being the only one who dates your own species, correct?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Dec 28, 2017 7:59 pm

Exhilarating!! But then, my magnetic attraction for gorgeous females is only aspect of the incredible personal dynamics that make me a unique and adored canine leader!! Right, Duch-e-poo?

Boris, who's better to work for...Bino or Duchess?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Dec 28, 2017 9:53 pm

...Yes. Are you trying to get me in trouble they're both in the room!

(Sends "ol' one arm" (jack) a fake Cease and Desist just to see how he'll react)

CanzetYote · Post by **CanzetYote** » Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:14 am

Jack: Really? Not again! *grumbles and tosses the order into a mountain of cease and desist orders*

Tiger, if you don't mind me asking, why exactly do you hate the Grinch so much? Did he give you nightmares as a pup? Is it cause of the way he treated Max? Why do you want to kill the Grinch so badly?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Dec 29, 2017 1:55 pm

TIGER: Because he's so angry, and all that anger enrages me ... and food, he steals all the food, which means there'd be no food, and now I'm really, really angry ... and Marvin and Dad and Zach are so indifferent and that blase attitude of theirs makes me so absolutely furious I could ..... oooo PIZZA !!!

Say, Bino, did the Good Ol' Dog's Club have holiday party last week? How'd it go?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 12:46 pm

Ack! I was so busy trying to find my girlfriend a pony I completely forgot about it! The other dogs better not have had one without me...

@King - What do you think of belly dancer girls?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 12:51 pm

Hmmmm...... Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Wha..

Bailey: what do you think of belly-dancing (and how'd a hard-working Kansas farm girl get sooo good at it !?).

Post by **D-Rock** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 4:56 pm

It's a little odd, but King likes it, and it seems harmless. Just how many humans are into it, though? Also, I do keep fit and agile for farmwork, so I just tried to reapply it to dance.

To Tarot, find good places for everything Peanut gave you for Christmas?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 5:06 pm

Oh, yeah ... there's an amazing number of landfills throughout the galaxy.

KEENE MILTON: who did you give what for Christmas this year?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 5:32 pm

(infernal wail of tortured souls) NOW IS NOT A GOOD TIME!

To everyone but bino: how'd the party go?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 9:29 pm

How'd the party go? Well, without "Captain Bring-Down" around to hog the sound system, it was GREAT!!!

Hey, Raccoons! What did you masked folks do for festivities last week?

CanzetYote · Post by **CanzetYote** » Sun Dec 31, 2017 8:54 am

Falstaff: We caught a bunch of lobsters out in the wild to prepare a feast.
Truck: By caught, I think you mean "swiped from the grocery store tank".
Falstaff: I......still have a few scars to prove it.

Dallas, do you regret spray painting that wall and why did you do it in the first place?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Dec 31, 2017 8:22 pm

Dallas: Crumbs, yeah, but all these old tombs and stuff have writing all over them, so why couldn't we just put up something that woulda flaked off in a few centuries or so ... and I got elevator sick ......... gee ....

Zachary: How come you didn't get to go on this big expedition?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Dec 31, 2017 9:16 pm

you say that like I should WANT to get involved with temple nonsense.

to the entire K-9 unit, so are the not-kevin-edition calendars ready yet?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:32 am

Um.... No.... Mungo keeps wrecking the equipment and the sets. Sigh.

Hey, Pete and Dragon. How's the adjustment to mortality coming?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Jan 03, 2018 5:58 pm

...I think this message got sent to the wrong person. *turns around and waves at others* Hey, do any of you guys know how to contact these two?

Hi Daisy!

Tappy Too · Post by **Tappy Too** » Thu Jan 04, 2018 1:45 pm

Daisy: (...I know what you're trying to make me say and i won't do it) ...."HI I'M DAISY!"

To Peanut, what sort of fine literature have you been reading lately?

Post by **D-Rock** » Thu Jan 04, 2018 7:55 pm

Just started Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Definitely weird.

To Cory, any good scams lately? That you DIDN'T get caught doing?

CanzetYote · Post by **CanzetYote** » Fri Jan 05, 2018 7:38 pm

Cory: Trinket and I are sharing ideas but we both agree that its a bit too close to the holidays to scam people. I mean, even we aren't THAT heartless. We'll wait a month.

Question to Zach: Have you ever actually felt sorry for Tiger? I mean, I know you're scared of him and all but the poor guy barely has any friends besides Marvin to talk to. Poor guy must be feeling kinda sad deep down, right?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Jan 05, 2018 8:33 pm

You're joking right? I'm pretty sure the last time we talked it was to get back the money he stole from me to enter that eating contest.

To the neighbourhood strays from back in the black and white days, What have you been up to?

Post by **D-Rock** » Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:00 pm

Not that much. Our parents installed new fence pickets.

To Thomas: Why bring Sofia around so much? You didn't want the money you paid for her to get one use, or do you actually like her company? You consider her a friend or more of an associate?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:36 pm

When you're plotting nefarious deeds, you want to be as inconspicuous as possible, right? And what better way to escape attention than to walk around leading a snarky and opinionated camel, right? Sheer genius!!!

Peanut - what are you and Grape thinking of for your next "imaginate"?

CanzetYote · Post by **CanzetYote** » Sat Jan 06, 2018 12:34 pm

Peanut: We're going through an 80s movie experimental phase. We're thinking about doing something like The Breakfast Club or Dirty Dancing while trying to keep the PG rating. It's quite a challenge!

Joey, between Lester and Dallas, which one is a closer friend to you?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:33 pm

Uh, hang on... Which one of you guys brought the snacks this week? Oh, Okay. Lester.
Okay, now back to the game. Ahem. Suddenly a horn can be heard, and you find yourselves surrounded by an orcish war-band. Roll initiative.

Spo, so, how many siblings you up to now?

Tappy Too · Post by **Tappy Too** » Sun Jan 07, 2018 1:14 am

Spo: Way too high of a number for me to bother counting. And even if I did care about counting them, I bet it's a higher number than I can even count!

Hey Kevin! How much can you bench? I bet it isn't more than Mungo.

CanzetYote · Post by **CanzetYote** » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:02 pm

Kevin: I can bench um.......a lot? Sorry, I'm not so great at counting. Hehe.

Marvin, is Tiger doing okay? Looks like he slipped on ice:
https://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/20 ... cks-twice/
Ouch.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 4:38 pm

Marvin: thanks, he's okay, just s little wackadoodle. He just landed on his head so no harm done.

Sasha, do you still like to go off on your own to that little forest cabana King built for you?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:43 am

Oh of course! I go there whenever Daddy’s had a little too much to drink, or is in a bad mood... I spend a lot of time there!

@Itsuki - I think I saw someone walking out of the showers with your clothes.

CanzetYote · Post by **CanzetYote** » Sat Jan 13, 2018 8:49 pm

Itsuki: *blushes* Oh, dear......*covers self*

Dallas, how often do others call you adorable? Cause you are one of the cutest little guys I've ever seen!

Post by **D-Rock** » Sun Jan 14, 2018 2:20 am

Huh, my +10 Charisma tactic finally worked! I'd say you're the first I know of.

Grape, how'd you end up at the shelter before the Sandwich family adopted you?