Corrupt a Wish

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Jul 23, 2015 12:50 pm

Granted, however it likes to chew on you in your sleep. you find this out by waking up missing an arm one day.

I wish to know what the downside of red's corruption was. I like both of those things...

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Thu Jul 23, 2015 2:14 pm

Granted. But since I don't know what you mean, all you know is your wish is granted. But you still have to find the answer.

I wish for a joke I make up to become popular.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Thu Jul 23, 2015 5:12 pm

Granted. It's popularised by someone else, and you become just a ghost writer for that person's comedic routine.

I wish for a boat.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri Jul 24, 2015 10:42 am

Granted: The boat is stuck, up-side-down, on the peak of Everest.

I wish for a painting of that boat.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Jul 24, 2015 7:27 pm

Granted. It's done by a three year old who spent more time eating the fingerpaints than painting, and looks nothing like anything.

I'm still wishing for that answer.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sat Jul 25, 2015 2:32 am

Granted, it is in that boat that is on Mt Everest.
I wish I could explore space.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 8:19 pm

You encounter Necromorphs during your space travels

I wish I had a top hat

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 8:30 pm

Granted, it's vintage, and meant for someone with a smaller head than yours, so you can't wear it.
I wish that I could listen to any music I wanted at any point in time, no electronics needed, and stop it when I wanted.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 8:39 pm

Granted, but you get earworm from losing interest in song played too much

I wish I could teleport

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 8:41 pm

Granted, you teleport into a wall.

I wish I could get a script to work in the RPGMaker that always you to walk through a chair from left to right but not down from it.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 11:12 am

Granted: but it's over 9000Tb worth of code written on a piece of paper, so it still needs to be typed on a PC.

I wish for a lighter to burn the paper once it's on PC.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 2:00 pm

Granted, however considering how much paper that would be, you wind up in prison for arson for the next hundred years.

I wish I had Max for a pet IRL.
And not a regular cat, i mean the proper biped version.

Post by **Render** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 6:58 am

Granted, you get Max and you also get Moritz, because they're a duo. (here) (If you want to read it, here's a nice translation; but be warned, it's a tad cruel from time to time, just like old stories and fairytales are...)

I wish for more coffee.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 9:29 am

Granted - it's dumped on you.

I wish I could do things I don't want but need to do more easily.

Post by **D-Rock** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 9:37 am

Granted, you gain all the ability to do what you need to do, but completely lose the capability to do the things you want to do.

I wish the night shift was more pleasant.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 12:54 pm

Granted: Now everyone is fighting for that shift.

I wish my job application would auto-complete itself.

JonnyNova · Post by **JonnyNova** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 5:47 pm

Granted, it's filled with spelling errors and uses the word "totally" 26 times.

I wish it was impossible to corrupt this wish

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I Wish someone would fix that...

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sat Aug 01, 2015 5:47 pm

Granted: One boot up coming right up to the side of the processor.

I wish that boot has a steel toe cap.

Post by **Render** » Tue Aug 18, 2015 6:34 am

Granted, for kicking the processor it is held at your butt.

I wish I'll have salmon for dinner today.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Tue Aug 18, 2015 7:51 am

Granted: a family of neighborly salmon vists and eats dinner with you today.

I wish I could walk around in black hooded robes all day and no one question it.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Aug 18, 2015 2:55 pm

Granted, they aren't 'questioning' anything. Just running away really fast. Except the ones that are secretly templars, they're trying to kill you.

i wish job hunting weren't so tedious.

JonnyNova · Post by **JonnyNova** » Tue Aug 18, 2015 3:03 pm

Granted. The entire process has been streamlined, but your chances of actually finding a job have been severely decreased.

I wish I could see the future

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Aug 18, 2015 3:43 pm

Granted you can see events precisely 0.01ms before they happen.

I wish getting the job i want was easier.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue Aug 18, 2015 5:27 pm

Granted, but know I want the job too.

I wish for more bus routes.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Aug 18, 2015 7:11 pm

Granted, there's a new one where your tree used to be. It doesn't go anywhere though. on the upside the stump makes a half decent bus stop bench.

I wish to get the job instead of hound.

Post by **Render** » Wed Aug 19, 2015 8:56 am

Granted. Your job is now to sit where Hound's tree used to be. He instead found a new even nicer tree to sit on.

I wish for free gas for my car.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Aug 19, 2015 11:52 am

Granted - unfortunately your car doesn't run off carbon monoxide, which your house is now saturated with.

I wish my nightmares would go away.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Thu Aug 20, 2015 12:18 am

Granted, but when they left they took every nail that was hanging pictures up in your house and ate off of your pie

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Aug 20, 2015 12:19 am

I wish iron would wish for something.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Thu Aug 20, 2015 9:20 am

Granted but the wish is incorruptible.

I wish I had a pet owl.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Thu Aug 20, 2015 10:21 am

Granted, it endlessly flies around your house screeching and ruining everything and being sad because it's trapped in your house

I wish I could remember to actually wish when I make these posts.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Aug 20, 2015 2:05 pm

Granted, you now have a handy reminder plaque bolted to your forehead, to make sure you don't forget. unfortunately it's really heavy and the bolts hurt.

I wish for roo's owl to behave itself.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu Aug 20, 2015 2:27 pm

Granted: It's now really really boring.

I wish for a... plank...

Post by **Render** » Fri Aug 21, 2015 11:51 am

Granted, the plank is all bend and broken.

I wish that Hound gets these pencils for his lost one.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Aug 21, 2015 6:23 pm

granted, but they're the 'pet-eating tangle vine' variety, and one of them has already started growing.

i wish for hound to survive his encounter with the evil pencil vine thing.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri Aug 21, 2015 8:10 pm

Granted: I've sent them to Render on a very long diversion which includes your future location.

I wish no one opens the package.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 7:35 am

Granted. It's returned to you as it was not claimed by anyone on the way.

I wish for all the stamps this package got on the way.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 7:43 am

Granted: I hand you the stamps with the package still attached.

I wish VEB the best luck in getting the stamps off.

Post by **Render** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 7:47 am

Granted, the stamps get off easily, but unfortunately the package breaks.

I wish that the plant won't eat pets anymore.