Corrupt a Wish

Post by **D-Rock** » Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:58 pm

Granted. They reimplement the Five Star rating system to more accurately give ratings as opposed to the simple "yes or no".

And that's it.

I wish that I was better at drawing hands.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Feb 13, 2019 12:17 am

granted, you can now draw them perfectly. your grasp of faces however has vanished entirely.
the tendencies toward lopsided postures, and crooked perspective, on the other hand remain more or less the same.

I wish for the most recursive response ever written.

jrh150482 · Post by **jrh150482** » Wed Feb 13, 2019 1:25 pm

Granted.

Granted.

Granted.

Granted.

Granted.

Granted.

(Repeat ad infinitum.)

I wish for the return of "Mighty Ducks: the Animated Series".

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:19 pm

Granted, but every character, no matter what the circumstances can now only say “please give my best wishes to everybody “ .

I wish I had a toaster that works.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:09 pm

Granted your toaster works quite well, as an incinerator.

I wish for chicken

Post by **D-Rock** » Fri Feb 15, 2019 2:50 am

Granted. You wanted it rare, right?

I wish for steak.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Fri Feb 15, 2019 7:50 am

Granted. You get it ultra rare.

I wish for a snow day.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Fri Feb 15, 2019 6:14 pm

Granted. Your country is now buried under 6,000 feet of snow.

I wish to see the biggest number you can come up with that is not infinity.

jrh150482 · Post by **jrh150482** » Sat Feb 16, 2019 9:14 am

Granted. You see a number 5 that is one thousand feet high... as it falls from the sky and crushes you. Good job.

I wish for chocolate cake.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sun Feb 17, 2019 7:55 pm

Granted. It contains exactly one molecule of chocolate.

I wish for sick moves

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Feb 17, 2019 10:09 pm

Granted, the first you get is called vomit rocket, and they go progressively downhill from there.

i wish to be safely outside the splash zone.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Mon Feb 18, 2019 9:31 am

Granted. You now find yourself in middle of the Mega Death Danger Zone.

I wish for a banana split ice cream

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Feb 18, 2019 10:19 am

Granted, You are a banana split ice cream.

I wish for heals. ow...

Post by **D-Rock** » Mon Feb 18, 2019 12:34 pm

Granted, a transport sends you low-level heals. And leaves you there. Return trip is extra.

I wish to be better at Tetris.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Mon Feb 18, 2019 10:57 pm

Granted, but now everyone else is better than you.

I wish I could find a way to create a headset that could allow you to enjoy a virtual reality world without any way to get stuck in it or killed by it.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Fri Feb 22, 2019 7:59 pm

granted, it stops working after a minute
I wish for a mass destruction device

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Feb 22, 2019 10:40 pm

Granted, you're transported to a Japanese town, where it is currently august sixth 1945 and the device in question is about 400 m above you. enjoy the "fireworks".

I wish for hawkfang to respawn back here.

jrh150482 · Post by **jrh150482** » Wed Mar 06, 2019 7:32 am

Granted, but they come back possessed by Jack the Ripper. (Bonus points if anyone can guess the reference used here.)

I wish Djinni would rescind the name block on Douglas Collier.

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Mar 06, 2019 10:04 pm

Granted, the name block is no longer in place. But he took the liberty of changing his actual name to Fifi.

I wish I wasn't so easily distracted while doing simple tasks.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:33 am

Granted. Every task is now overwhelmingly complex to complete.

I wish I had a better headset

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:55 pm

Granted, you have the best headset in the world. You also had to take out a loan to get it and are paying $20 000.00 a month on it for the next 50 years.

I wish for scorbunnys second type to turn out to be electric.
Y'know since electrical fires are a thing.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sat Mar 09, 2019 2:02 am

Granted, but it cannot learn any electric type moves of any sort

I wish for a chocolate fountain

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Mar 09, 2019 12:04 pm

You got it - and it's perpetually overrun by hundreds of thousands of cockroaches in swim in trunks.

Wish my force would stay warm longer.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Sat Mar 09, 2019 1:01 pm

Granted, you’re now constantly burned by it.

I wish I had a castle in the sky,oh way up where the bluebirds fly.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:33 pm

Granted. Unfortunately it's upside down, maddeningly difficult to navigate by mundane means, and infested with vampyric and demonic monsters.

I wish country music was erased from all of time and existence.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Sun Mar 10, 2019 11:53 am

Granted, unfortunately it causes a ripple effect that makes Conway Twitty, and his cyborg descendants dictators for life.

I wish I had a decent kitchen.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:19 am

Granted. You now have a horrid bathroom.

I wish I ruled an interstellar empire.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Mar 11, 2019 9:38 am

granted. you now own a copy of Galactic Civilisations III, and have a save file with an impressive empire in it.

I wish holywood & the games industry would stop finding contrived ways to shoehorn zombies into every genre.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Mon Mar 11, 2019 1:45 pm

Granted, they now find contrived ways to shoehorn goblins into every genre.

I wish people could actually read my church’s sign.

fenrirblack · Post by **fenrirblack** » Mon Mar 11, 2019 3:54 pm

Granted, but now everyone will be offended by whatever is written there.

I wish there was a portal to a fantasy world in my closet.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:26 pm

Granted. Your room is routinely ransacked bu RPG protagonists from the other side looking for 'items'. you've already lost a phone, two wallets (and their contents), and several electronics to their visits.

i wish there were more Magitech-themed giant robot animes. I've only manged to find 3 so far even if i count everything made since 1980... most of the ones that come close just use magic as an accesory instead of having it be a key part of how the thing works like an energist or a magius engine.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Mon Mar 11, 2019 8:32 pm

Granted. Now the only animes are terrible Magitech-themed giant robot animes.

I wish that I had the only working pair of headphones and that no one but me knows I have them.

Bandit1990 · Post by **Bandit1990** » Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:21 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, they use the full size 1/4" connector, and due to low demand the adapters are no longer available.

I wish this bug I caught would go away.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:56 pm

Granted, unfortunately you catch a new, worse bug.

I wish my shed was cleaned up.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:26 pm

Granted. Your shed is now gone.

I wish to pass the punisment of this wish onto the person after the person who posts next.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 7:14 am

Granted. Unfortunately karma means you also get caught up in the resulting thermonuclear explosion.

I wish I were a rich fur
(Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum)

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 8:10 pm

Done. You are now a mink coat.

I'd like to have a new car.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 8:31 pm

Granted, but the car has no motor.

I wish the faucet wouldn’t drip all day.

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 9:01 pm

Granted. It sprays everywhere instead.

I wish I wouldn't be so drained at the end of the day.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 9:12 pm

Granted. You start the day that way instead. the end of the day is less 'mental burn out' and more 'suddenly narcoleptic' now. i hope you don't drive.

i wish my employer's client would stop sabotaging our ability to do our jobs in the name of security measures that dont even work.