Corrupt a Wish
- TwoManyTwos
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but next thing you know, you wake in a puddle of your own vomit from anise overdose screaming "I am one with the ferals" at the top of your lungs.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
Rise, my army of mangos, and ruin their cleanliness!
- Unusuallynamedperson
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your wish is now corrupted
I wish I had done that years ago
I wish I had done that years ago
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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- TwoManyTwos
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but now your in a doomed timeline where everybody dies.
I wish for King as a puppy.
I wish for King as a puppy.
Rise, my army of mangos, and ruin their cleanliness!
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granted, Ace and Olive are never born in the comic tho
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but every wish ever is granted and corrupted too.
I wish for a genie lamp.
I wish for a genie lamp.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted but the lamp sucks you in and now you are trapped for eternity..
I wish I could go to Australia..
I wish I could go to Australia..
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
- TwoManyTwos
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Granted, but now you can't leave.
I wish for exploding mangos.
I wish for exploding mangos.
Rise, my army of mangos, and ruin their cleanliness!
- AnimeNerd88
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Granted, but you mistake one for a regular mango and eat it. The visual is not pretty.
I wish I was a good comedian.
I wish I was a good comedian.
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
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granted, here's a woopie cushion <-
I wish I could gain huge amounts of data on people simultaneously
I wish I could gain huge amounts of data on people simultaneously
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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Granted, but you get arrested by the highest authority in whoever you are for having said information.
I wish I could control electricity.
I wish I could control electricity.
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
- Unusuallynamedperson
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granted, *here's a copper wire*
I wish I could connect to this website from my home computer.
I wish I could connect to this website from my home computer.
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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- Douglas Collier
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but you have to carry that computer and hook it up somewhere besides your home.
I wish that things would go the way I intend them to go.
I wish that things would go the way I intend them to go.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- AnimeNerd88
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Granted. You have no idea how you intend for anything to go now, though.
I wish I was more focused.
I wish I was more focused.
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
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granted you are now focused on not being focused
I wish my puppy would stop crossing the street
I wish my puppy would stop crossing the street
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Wish Granted.
*CRASH!*
What was that sound?!
*goes to UNP's kitchen*
Oh oh... Seems that a car crashed in your kitchen and ran over your puppy O_o
I wish I had the desire to do homework.
*CRASH!*
What was that sound?!
*goes to UNP's kitchen*
Oh oh... Seems that a car crashed in your kitchen and ran over your puppy O_o
I wish I had the desire to do homework.
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Granted, but the homework you do is on solving the mystery of life and the universe.
I wish I could stop going into detail on some posts..
I wish I could stop going into detail on some posts..
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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granted, you have no details and nobody wants to play forum games with you
I wish I didn't know what it was like to step on a lego
I wish I didn't know what it was like to step on a lego
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Wish Granted. But now you know how is to step in other brands bricks (like MegaBloks).
I wish today was Friday.
I wish today was Friday.
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granted but Friday is angry with you
I wish for more cuteness
I wish for more cuteness
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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- AnimeNerd88
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Granted, but you never get to see the cuteness. Whenever you look the way of the cuteness, it turns extremely ugly.
I wish I had a high tech computer.
I wish I had a high tech computer.
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
- Buster
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. It is embedded in your chest and all of it's processing power is dedicated to running the life support system currently compensating for your complete lack of any organs.
I wish I won the lottery.
I wish I won the lottery.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
You won the lottery of pain! Now go through that door.
I wish I wasn't late.
I wish I wasn't late.
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Granted you're so early you have to wait several hours before anything starts
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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I wish UNP had made a joke in that last post.
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
- Legotron123
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but you immediately forget what it was.
I wish that all wish granting entities be required to grant wishes in accordance with the intent of the wisher.
I wish that all wish granting entities be required to grant wishes in accordance with the intent of the wisher.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
- Hlaoroo
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Granted. But from now on the only one allowed to make wishes is our supreme dictator, Diss!
I wish I could play a villain in a Disney movie!
I wish I could play a villain in a Disney movie!
- Legotron123
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Granted. But you're one of the less memorable ones, whose song kinda sucks.
I wish that the person who grants this wish would be banned for life.
I wish that the person who grants this wish would be banned for life.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted however the game sucked and now i cant play the game any more until my freinds finish it.
I wish a paradox was born
I wish a paradox was born
- Legotron123
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Granted. The paradox is that I've been here for 3 years, but I'm still not sure if I actually have any friends here.
I wish that the person who responds to this would say something incredibly offensive that immediately gets them banned.
I wish that the person who responds to this would say something incredibly offensive that immediately gets them banned.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
- Hlaoroo
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Granted but you also get banned for goading them on.
I wish I owned my own aeroplane.
I wish I owned my own aeroplane.
- Legotron123
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Granted, but you have to go to Venus to actually get it.
I wish that the worlds average IQ score would be raised by ten,
I wish that the worlds average IQ score would be raised by ten,
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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- Buster
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, the tests are now calibrated to treat scoring 110 points as average intelligence rather than 100, the people taking the tests however, have not changed.
I wish for free fish to fall from the sky.
I wish for free fish to fall from the sky.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Wish granted, but they're all rotten, so not only does everything have an unbearable stench, eating one is asking for a trip to the emergency room.
I wish I could enjoy my vacation more.
I wish I could enjoy my vacation more.
- Buster
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Granted. Course we didn't really know where to stop, and, well... the endorphin overload may or may not have put you into a coma.
i wish rocky a speedy recovery.
i wish rocky a speedy recovery.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- AnimeNerd88
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Granted. Being woken up from his coma so suddenly, though, causes him to have a fatal heart attack.
I wish I could speak every language ever spoken.
I wish I could speak every language ever spoken.
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
- Buster
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, unfortunately this includes a few from the Cthulhu mythos that apparently actually do bring about the end times if spoken, you're just the first to get the pronunciation right... and subsequently lynched for beginning the end times...
I wish not to be included in said end times.
I wish not to be included in said end times.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Congratulations you were not doomed to the end times. Instead you are left floating in the void, dying decades later of boredom and loneliness.
I wish to help cause these end times.
I wish to help cause these end times.
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Granted. Since you were an accomplice of mine, though, you die as well, and since I took up the gallows, you were burned at the stake.
I wish I had the best candy in the world.
I wish I had the best candy in the world.
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
- Buster
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granted, it is embeded in your brain causing fatal hemorrhaging. you die having never had the opportunity to actually try said candy.
i wish for more wishers, not including myself, to be subjected to food related hijynx.
i wish for more wishers, not including myself, to be subjected to food related hijynx.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- AnimeNerd88
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Granted. You get eaten by a giant loaf of bread.
I wish I had a pet corgi.
I wish I had a pet corgi.
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.