Corrupt a Wish

Furryface18 · Post by **Furryface18** » Tue Jan 26, 2016 11:47 pm

Granted, the battery lasts longer but the bass sounds absolutely terrible.

I wish I could find my lost ear buds. "In the aaaaaaarms of the angellllls!"

CosmicCoyote · Post by **CosmicCoyote** » Wed Jan 27, 2016 4:50 am

Granted. They've been smashed to pieces and no longer work, though.

I wish I had more money.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Jan 28, 2016 2:20 pm

Granted. All your money is converted to pesos. You have more, but it's worth the same as you had before.

I wish more people would play on the Housepets! Minecraft server.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 12:25 am

Granted, but they're all trolls, spammers, and greifers.

I wish mastering Trap/RnB tracks wasn't so time-consuming.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Sun Jan 31, 2016 9:28 pm

Granted, but you have artist's block now...
I wish that I had enough money to pay for tuition at a good college.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Feb 01, 2016 12:25 am

granted, just be sure you pay the loanshark back within the next six months.

I wish team fourstar would drop the stupid FFVII & Helsing sideprojects and just focus on the series they do well: Forcing krilin to play disturbing videogames.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Mon Feb 01, 2016 11:02 pm

Granted, but Katarina will now haunt you for the rest of your life for canceling her franchise.

I wish new crack videos from DEFI Brilator would come out more often.

Post by **Render** » Tue Feb 02, 2016 2:11 pm

Granted, every new video comes out on 120 times now but always with different titles so you don't know that it's the same video again and again.

I wish to win the lottery.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Feb 02, 2016 2:52 pm

Wish granted, now you're being chased by the COP for lottery fraud.

I wish I would go on a time-travel adventure with Render.

Furryface18 · Post by **Furryface18** » Tue Feb 02, 2016 3:19 pm

Wish granted, you guys time travel but get separated and are trapped forever in a time paradox.

I wish I could finish this stupid hovercraft project.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Tue Feb 02, 2016 5:38 pm

Granted, but it goes out of control, and you loose it, as it hovers far, far away...
I wish that I could enter and return from any fictional world of my choice.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Feb 03, 2016 3:54 am

Granted, however you have no control over WHEN you enter or leave. Typically it occurs during the least appropriate moments. like when you're in the shower.

I wish this laptop was better quality... I'm running out of working ports...

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Feb 04, 2016 2:39 pm

Granted - your computer now has a lifetime guaranteed not to fail floppy drive!

I wish to ace all my tests on my own merit (no cheating).

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Feb 04, 2016 3:05 pm

Granted, however all the tests you aced were all in subjects you had already completed, due to a filing error. the real tests have been rescheduled for after the wish wears off.

I wish to know if the indestructible floppy drive i was given is 5 1/4" or 3 1/2".

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Feb 04, 2016 3:32 pm

Neither - it's an 8-inch.

I wish that I could stay in control of my thoughts.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 8:58 am

Granted. But you also stay in control of everyone else's thoughts and the power drives you insane and the world ends.

I wish I could make someone's day better tomorrow.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 10:34 am

Wish granted. Now you can't make someone's day better today. And and since tomorrow is tomorrow and that day never comes, you're never able to do it.

I wish that the cake wasn't a lie.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 10:52 am

Granted, but it's 9 years old now.

I wish that didn't bring up memories of Great Expectations.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 2:14 pm

Granted: It made you remember The Game instead.

I wish the BnP song hadn't just popped up on my soundcloud stream and given me PTSD.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Feb 08, 2016 2:53 pm

Granted, but now an album by Justin beiber came up instead.
I wish that I was a Pokemon.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 5:08 pm

Wish granted. Magikarp with no evolution.

I wish I could fly like Peter Pan.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Feb 08, 2016 6:02 pm

Granted, Peter Pan turns out actually to be a carnibal who eats you when you go back to his lair.

I wish I had the worlds fastest computer.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 6:17 pm

Wish granted. In your desk there's a silhouette (aside from fire) of the computer because it went too fast that it time-traveled to 1965.

I wish I had a cool truck.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Feb 08, 2016 9:47 pm

Granted, but it came in the color pink, and purple...plus has no working parts inside of it.

I wish my dog wouldn't eat everything in the house that's plastic.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 11:07 pm

Granted - it eats everything else in your house that's not plastic - wood, glass, etc.

I wish nothing was awkward.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 11:17 pm

Granted, the act of doing nothing was for a short period, quite awkward.

I wish for PIZZA!

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Feb 09, 2016 2:39 pm

Granted, the pizza is alive and spoiled, it tries to eat you.

I wish I could read others minds.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 5:11 pm

Granted, however you're getting EVERYTHING, all the way down to primal subconcious instincts, from every living thing within a range of 1 light-year, simultaneously, with no means of filtering content, differentiating who's thoughts are whos, or differentiating distance from the source of said thoughts, and no way to turn it off. ever. even when you're trying to sleep. have fun going insane.

I wish this pizza was less hostile and more edible.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Feb 09, 2016 7:24 pm

Well, that was kinda...dark.

Granted, the pizza taste terrible and is moldy

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 7:30 pm

I wish that the poster above me has wished anything.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Feb 09, 2016 7:54 pm

Granted,
I wish their was a history of the world part 3

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 9:50 pm

Wish granted, but nobody knows it, only the creators know it, and they refuse to share it.

I wish UNP's (UnusuallyNamedPerson) corrector was actually good. ("their"?

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Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Feb 10, 2016 8:11 am

What? I am going to guess that you're referring to spellcheck.
Not granted, I wish that too.

I wish the guy below me would post his entire post in red

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Wed Feb 10, 2016 9:49 am

I'm being descriminated against by a mortal.

I wish my gold account would stop harassing me about the expiration date.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Feb 10, 2016 10:15 am

Granted, and assuming that you're referring to Pokemon.

Your blue account expires instead.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Wed Feb 10, 2016 11:18 am

Actually, I was referring to XBOX Live.

I wish UNP would remember to post a wish.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Feb 10, 2016 11:21 am

Granted

I wish my insomnia would go away.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Feb 10, 2016 12:04 pm

Granted. Bring on the narcolepsy!

I wish I had a prehensile tail.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Feb 10, 2016 12:10 pm

Granted, but it doesn't match your body.

I wish I had more time to do stuff in general.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Feb 10, 2016 12:35 pm

Granted. You are now a bacteria that has infected a general. Have fun fighting the immune system and medicine!

I wish I wasn't afraid of heights.