Corrupt a Wish

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 7:10 pm

Granted, but only your top half is, you shouldn't have skipped leg day. You topple over because you are top heavy.

I wish to be Captain America!

Stan Collier · Post by **Stan Collier** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:32 pm

Granted. You are now an action figure.

I wish I had an endless supply of food and ammo, for me and my friends to survive any apocalyptic situation.

~\Rook/~ · Post by **~\Rook/~** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:56 pm

Granted. The apocalyptic situation is a nuclear holocaust. Sad thing is, you have no shelter.. You all suffer advanced radiation and become feral.

I wish to have a well ventilated nuclear bunker and an endless supply of food, weapons and ammo so me, my family and my friends can survive a nuclear holocaust.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 10:05 pm

Granted, but an earthquake, a fire, a tornado, and a flood wipe it all out and you are left unsheltered and out supplies when the apocalypse starts.

I wish I and my friend were invincible to radiation and had another safe shelter and supplies secured nearby at the time of the attack.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 12:08 am

Granted. Your water supply was contiminated. You forgot to wish for a filter. Sad. You all die of some mutated virus days later.

I wish to understand why I have to bring a towel on space trips

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 12:24 am

Granted: You learn first hand how hard it is to get dry after a shower on the IST without one.

I wish I had included a filter in my previous wish.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 2:11 am

Granted, the wish is reset. so you are no longer immortal until you ask again

I wish that I can travel in space

~\Rook/~ · Post by **~\Rook/~** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 6:59 am

Granted, you are now floating in space. Oh, wait, you forgot your space suit..

I wish to have all the metal bottle-caps in the world!

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 10:37 am

Granted. You soon after drown in metal bottle caps.
I wish for Bailey's pups...

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 12:27 pm

Granted. But you have to draw them and they're non-canon.

I wish Rick Griffin would draw Bailey's pups as they will be in canon.

Stan Collier · Post by **Stan Collier** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 10:03 pm

Granted. One of the puppies is Pete.

I wish... FOR PIZZA!

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 10:06 pm

Granted, it is poisonous, you die

I wish I could speak and understand Japanese

Stan Collier · Post by **Stan Collier** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 10:17 pm

Granted. You forget English.

I wish there was no poison pizza.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 10:29 pm

Granted, but you are still dead.

I wish my friend was alive again (and not a zombie).

Stan Collier · Post by **Stan Collier** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 10:31 pm

Your friend comes back to life with superpowers.

I wish my friend was a dog in the house pets universe.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 10:32 pm

Granted: He already is, and he's stuck there.

I wish that I had the same superpowers as my friend.

Stan Collier · Post by **Stan Collier** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 10:49 pm

The super power is super smelling, and being able to see in color. Which is nice... for a dog.

I wish for no more dead dogs.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 10:52 pm

Granted: They die as puppies.

I wish Stan would meet a nice girl.

Stan Collier · Post by **Stan Collier** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 10:53 pm

The girl is actually human in a dog's body. Now you are both awkward...

I wish for pokemon in real life.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 10:55 pm

Granted: The ASPCA cracks down and you and the Pokémon franchise is banned.

I wish for another person to corrupt this next wish besides my friend.

MrNeonShot · Post by **MrNeonShot** » Wed Sep 03, 2014 3:56 pm

Granted, but... how do I corrupt it?
-you confused the granter-

I wish to be a Real boy!

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Wed Sep 03, 2014 9:30 pm

Granted, you are a real boy... without anything in you.

I wish for people to accept basic scientific facts.

Post by **Render** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 4:53 pm

Granted, but absolutely nobody is able to accept and understand the more complex scientific facts anymore.

I wish for an empty parking lot wherever I need it.

~\Rook/~ · Post by **~\Rook/~** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:09 pm

Granted, your car has been cemented into a parking space. It's yours now forever!

I wish I had a bigger PC monitor

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:30 pm

Granted. Your PC destroys your roof from it's size.
I wish for gas prices to not be expensive

~\Rook/~ · Post by **~\Rook/~** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:36 pm

Granted, but the price of electricity and water go up.

I wish to have more Lego!

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:54 pm

Granted, but you have to step on every piece first.
I wish babysitting was easier .-.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:59 pm

Granted: Children babysit you instead.

I wish people weren't offended at well-intentioned or misspoken statements.

Post by **Render** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 6:40 pm

Granted. They are now offended by everything you formulate correctly.

I wish for more money.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 7:14 pm

Granted, but inflation makes that money worth less than the amount you had before.

I wish for a cute, good-mannered puppy without health problems.

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 8:53 pm

Granted, it is a Mexican crested.

I wish for a portal gun.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 8:57 pm

(Yay for the Xoloitzcuintle!

)

Granted, but it only shoots the blue portal (no orange portal)

I wish I could invent something that changes the world for the better.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 10:54 pm

Granted. Someone sadly takes your idea and gets all the credit.
I wish for I had a robot butler

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 11:14 pm

(As long as it makes the world better, fine).

Granted: You get a reprogrammed Cyberman, but his original programming is coming back.

I wish for bubblegum.

Post by **Render** » Fri Sep 05, 2014 4:27 am

Gratend, it's stuck in your headfur.

I wish for more money without inflation.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Sep 05, 2014 7:53 am

Granted: You stole it from the bank and now you're a wanted man.

I wish that currency inflation would reverse.

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Fri Sep 05, 2014 8:57 pm

Granted, we get currency deflation.

I wish for more webcomics.

(it only shoots the blue portal? So I am using atlas' gun?)

Stan Collier · Post by **Stan Collier** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 7:06 pm

Granted, all the artists start drawing excessively and die out. (HELP I'M AN ARTIST)

I wish I had perfect skill in everything I do.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 7:37 pm

Granted, but never at the time you're doing it.

I wish that at least some things in life were free without strings attached.

Stan Collier · Post by **Stan Collier** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 10:55 pm

Granted you get a wooden puppet without strings. But just one.

I wish for more wishes.