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:lol: Here we go "Joel"...
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I am a corgi...HUZZAH!
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The wish granter misunderstands the acronym and you play respect to the Indonesian College of Meteorology and Geophysics in Jarkarta.

I wish a certain Quoll would reply to this.
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Granted. That certain quoll isn't me though.

Oh wait... Um...

I wish I didn't answer that last question.
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Granted, no one will remember why you now carry this shame. Just that you're deserving of shame.

I wish I wasn't so cynical about the world.
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Granted. Now you're so deludedly innocent and optimistic everyone hates being around you.

I wish I wasn't alone...
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Granted. Here is an evil teddy bear to spend your time with.

I wish that I wouldn't have a big project due by Friday.
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Granted, it was due for Monday

I wish y'all a great christmas!
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Granted. the only one having a great christmas this year is a strange little man in Albuquerque who somehow has "Y'all" for a first name.
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Granted. He's now a black hole, and you're getting sucked in to die a horrible death.

I wish that all wish granting entities be required to grant wishes in accordance with the intent of the wisher.
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Granted, all wish granting entities be required to grant wishes in accordance with the intent of the wisher, on the condition that the wish in question be submitted in triplicate, subjected to a 90-day review process by a recognized international body, written entirely in long form 'legalese', each copy signed by the granter grantee and three witnesses, then buried in the backyard in a manila envelope and nothing else and only submitted for final granting if it is still legible and non-rotted after a period of one calendar year, during the entirety of which the grantee is to preform a ceremonial dance non stop over the site. any deviation from this process will render the wish null and void, solely at the grantee's expense.

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Granted, each one is either completely pointless or incredibly vulgar.

I wish that I felt better about myself.
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granted, hits with a fry pan

I wish the same
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Granted. *unusuallynamedperson gets hit by a fry pan

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Granted, they are now brutally honest, which throws the world into another depression.

I wish that I had a pizza infront of me.
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Granted, you see it right as it smacks into your face, pan and all.

I wish today were already Friday.
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Granted, you're teleported to Scotland (the time is 1:41am Friday as of this posting). Still expected to make it to work in time.

I wish Christmas wasn't so commercialized.
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Granted, now there is no christmas. I hope you're happy you grinch!

I wish this wish is not corrupted
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Granted. Your wish is not corrupted, just wasted.

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Granted, everyone is now a civilian in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and get killed by the various baddies.

I wish we had super powers.
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Granted, you all now have mildly interesting yet completely useless super-human abilities, such as growing nails at will or knowing the exact time it is without a clock

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Granted, but every other day brings extremly bad luck.

I wish for more cooperation in the world.
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Granted. People now cooperate to do evil and wage wars.

I wish 2016 wasn't as bad a year as it has been :(
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Granted. On it's last days it gets even worth.

I wish for a hamster with natural blue fur.
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Granted, it's dead.

I wish humans had fur.... seriously I'm still not a furry, but transhumanist maybe...
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Granted, but it only covers your face.

I wish that we had the technology to act like gods.
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Granted, but humanity wipes itself out in miliseconds because we could not begin to comprehend the consequences.

I wish it was colder down here..
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Granted. The Earth is covered by a global Ice Age.

I wish for Groot.
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I'm groot!

I wish people weren't hypocritical
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Granted you, and roughly 93.362% of the human race now no longer exist due to having made one or more hypocritical comments and or actions at one point in their lives, including the entirety of north america and europe, and most of asia.

...i think there's a couple places in Australia that still exist...

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Granted, I wish for cake instead!
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Granted. you are now a cake. Well, except your head, that's now just magically disembodied and stuck to one end of the weird person shaped cake.

I wish to know what the strangest thing you can come up with is.
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Granted, I tell you and your face melts from the strangeness.

I wish for an underground base. (with blackjack and "you know what")
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Granted. You're dead and buried, with your friends and family alongside you.

I wish for you <3
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Granted, I appear next to you and stab you for killing almost everything I love.

I wish for tickets to an important game.
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Granted. You have front row seats for the deciding game of the World Series 2016.

I wish for a Dakota DC-3.
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Granted, you receive a Dakota DC-3... that has recently been run through a trash compactor, and is currently a cube occupying the smallest volume it's mass and composition will allow.

I wish to to melt the face of the one who answers this wish.
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No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I wish I could move out of my parent's house :(
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You do, but you lose everything of monetary value and are forced to live on the streets..


I wish for world peace.Time to see what pops up...
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Granted, All life in the universe is exterminated. it is now very peaceful.

I wish someone would fix the universe. it's lonely...
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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