Corrupt a Wish
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Granted, now there is a raging intergallactic war between all sentient races in the universe, they get to see eachother a lot!
[quote="FancyHat"]You do, but you lose everything of monetary value and are forced to live on the streets..[/quote] I don't see the downside...
I wish war and death upon my enemies!
[quote="FancyHat"]You do, but you lose everything of monetary value and are forced to live on the streets..[/quote] I don't see the downside...
I wish war and death upon my enemies!
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Granted, a brand new PC RTS named "War And Death" is developed, and all your enemies are given free promotional coppies.
I wish for this thread to make a comeback.
I wish for this thread to make a comeback.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted, though all future posts tend to be lacking in silly creativity.
I wish someone would prove this wish wrong.
I wish someone would prove this wish wrong.
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Your wish gets granted, but you're being proven wrong by a person speaking a language you don't understand, therefore you have no idea of knowing that your wish was proven wrong.
I wish I owned my own private city..
I wish I owned my own private city..
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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Granted. but it's a city for ants! (it's a 1/144 scale model)
I wish to know how the ants got in there...
I wish to know how the ants got in there...
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted. You're turned into a worker ant in that colony.
I wish I was really a quoll.
I wish I was really a quoll.
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Wish granted, you realize that's a really bad wish.
I wish people would stop calling me a furry
I wish people would stop calling me a furry
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NEVER! Granted, people stop calling you a furry, but you are turned into one.
I wish I would be able to catch up on that TV series I'm missing.
I wish I would be able to catch up on that TV series I'm missing.
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True, but it ends in a cliffhanger and gets canceled before it could b e resolved.
I wish I wasn't playing Bioshock so often..
I wish I wasn't playing Bioshock so often..
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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Granted. You're playing Sonic'06 instead.
I wish I wasn't an ant.
I wish I wasn't an ant.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted. You're a mite instead.
I wish I could reach into my pocket and pull out the exact amount of change I needed to buy anything I wanted.
I wish I could reach into my pocket and pull out the exact amount of change I needed to buy anything I wanted.
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Granted, but it comes from a poor person's account.
I wish Furr didn't rob the poor.
I wish Furr didn't rob the poor.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted. I just rob you instead.
I wish the Djinni would let Doug say his real name.
I wish the Djinni would let Doug say his real name.
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Granted, but it's for someone else entirely undeserving of it.
I wish my body and mind could function at 100% capacity with no sleep.
I wish my body and mind could function at 100% capacity with no sleep.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted. Unfortunately your need for food and caffeine increases tenfold.
I wish humanity had achieved cold nuclear fusion already.
I wish humanity had achieved cold nuclear fusion already.
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Granted. You wiped out all life on earth.
I wish politicians weren't corrupt
I wish politicians weren't corrupt
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Granted, politicians no longer exist.
I wish good luck to the Americans, after seeing all those riots...
I wish good luck to the Americans, after seeing all those riots...
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Granted. Not going to corrupt that one.
I wish every forumite was so perfectly behaved that moderators weren't needed.
I wish every forumite was so perfectly behaved that moderators weren't needed.
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Granted, no one uses the forums anymore.
Also I don't see the downside to that, Hellish
Also I don't see the downside to that, Hellish
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(the down side is probably that that term's definition covers the representatives of all forms of non-singular leadership. IE; every country not still a monarchy is now either dictatorship or an anarchist state.)
ERROR 404 WISH NOT FOUND.
I wish there was a wish.
ERROR 404 WISH NOT FOUND.
I wish there was a wish.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted. You just wished for a wish. There's nothing to it, though, just the fact that you got a wish.
I wish someone would find a silly use for the wish.
I wish someone would find a silly use for the wish.
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I found a silly use for your wish! Unfortunately it resulted in D-rock getting polka-dots and somehow involved a soup bowl, a mammoth, and half a ton of smoked Gouda.
I wish I had more of an imagination than what I've got.
I wish I had more of an imagination than what I've got.
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It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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Granted, you're now a kid again, though you still have to pay rent and support your family
I wish peanut and grape are chosen as the sitters, then want to have pups of their own
I wish peanut and grape are chosen as the sitters, then want to have pups of their own
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Like with eachother or with the people they are in a relationship with?
But, Granted anyway, the pups/kits/hybrids are then stolen by PETA.
I wish that the pup/kits/hybrids weren't kidnapped.
But, Granted anyway, the pups/kits/hybrids are then stolen by PETA.
I wish that the pup/kits/hybrids weren't kidnapped.
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Granted, they were recruited instead.
I Wish My laptop wasn't a half broken, underpowered, piece of junk
I Wish My laptop wasn't a half broken, underpowered, piece of junk
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted, at is now HAL..m You have doomed us all.
I wish people would give the vikings credit for finding North America first. (WHICH THEY DID. Take that Portugal, France, England, and Spain!)
I wish people would give the vikings credit for finding North America first. (WHICH THEY DID. Take that Portugal, France, England, and Spain!)
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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Granted, but Erik the red was really an alien and a fraud who lied about it and really found Hawaii instead.
I wish for food... *so hungry right now*
I wish for food... *so hungry right now*
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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granted, you suddenly find yourself at a buffet... It's a pity you've been magically transformed into the furniture holding it up.
...Aw it's all Chinese food?! seriously? I wish there was more variety...
...Aw it's all Chinese food?! seriously? I wish there was more variety...
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted, but the buffet turns into the Golden Trough
http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff300/fv00217.htm
I wish people would post on this forum more often. I sometimes feel lonely...
http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff300/fv00217.htm
I wish people would post on this forum more often. I sometimes feel lonely...
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It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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Granted. The forum gets overrun by spam bots.
I wish a that Rocky and Roo will be safe from getting stuck as the one cleaning up after said bots.
I wish a that Rocky and Roo will be safe from getting stuck as the one cleaning up after said bots.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted!
But someone has to do it, so they get you for that job!
I wish I knew what wish to wish when I wish my wish!
But someone has to do it, so they get you for that job!
I wish I knew what wish to wish when I wish my wish!
"It's not my job to seek the truth.
It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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i would grant that, but i can't fit a quote of the entire thread in one post...
pretend i did.
I wish there were fewer bots on the Internet.
pretend i did.
I wish there were fewer bots on the Internet.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Wish granted, there are significantly fewer bots on the internet, but they are exponentially more irritating and destructive.
I wish I could be happy with how some of my project turn out.
I wish I could be happy with how some of my project turn out.
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Granted, you're now a die-hard optimist.
I wish nucular energy was only use for the benefit of mankind
I wish nucular energy was only use for the benefit of mankind
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Granted, all forms of energy production is relegated to nuclear now, completely replacing what we had and only being used for that. Unfortunately, that's a ton of radiation everywhere that is on the verge of rupturing, endangering everything.
I wish some of my thoughts weren't so dark.
I wish some of my thoughts weren't so dark.
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Granted. They're not your thoughts..
I wish all my late homework was done.
I wish all my late homework was done.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted, your dog actually eats it and you have no proof.
I wish humankind stopped trying to constantly destroy itself.
I wish humankind stopped trying to constantly destroy itself.
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Granted. Humanity stops trying because they succeed.
I wish I had more time to do the things I like.
I wish I had more time to do the things I like.
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Granted, you now are old and have all the time in the world, but can't do anything because of your age.
I wish for a second renaissance
I wish for a second renaissance