Corrupt a Wish

[Unusuallynamedperson]

Granted but whenever you look at it your eyes become bloodshot, and it has colors only bees and art students can see.

I wish things wouldn't fragment and become clustered in my mind while they kept the I information as I slept at night.

[tsMKG]

Wish granted. Now everything is related to everything. Now Housepets is related to the Friday 13th horror movie. (Oh no! )

I wish I had the electronic components I need, right now.

[SuperStar]

Granted, you are caught in a terrible accident but your life was saved by an ex Area 51 scientist who used alien tech to turn you into a cyborg, and you can create any mechanical or electronic device. However, the technology mixed with your life readings has notified it's original alien creators, and they have arrived on Earth to retrieve it with any force necesarry. Now you must fight on alone against these invaders, moving from place to place, because you endanger anyone by staying in one place for too long.

I wish I didn't have so much free time.

[tsMKG]

Wish Granted, now you are a genie and you have to grant the wishes I tell you.

Like becoming a demigod (And have UNP as my avatar )

[Unusuallynamedperson]

Granted, I could use someone to work for me.

I wish I could breath electric

[Douglas Collier]

Granted. You get shocked whenever you breathe.

I wish I would stop procrastinating important stuff.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

Are you trying to start the same chaos as before? Fine, but I'll make sure it's different...

Granted, all of the members show up at your house and force you to work otherwise you cannot leave.

I wish I could think up something better, but I'm sorta distraceted at the moment.

[tsMKG]

Wish granted. Now you are thinking "something better" always.

I wish PC Linux wasn't so problematic.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

Granted you have no problems with Linux or Ubuntu but nothing you ever want to do personally works.

I wish to Herod of all of my system errors...

[tsMKG]

Wish Granted, the computer is now physically broken and doesn't turn on. Therefore the errors are not there now.

I wish for more concentration!

[Unusuallynamedperson]

Granted, hey look a ball!

I wish I could create millions of terabytes of data in seconds so everything was done instantly.

[Douglas Collier]

Granted, but you don't have the memory space for it.

I wish I everything would be perfect.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

Points at the USSR and the cold war.
yeearrrrr... In a world like this, 21st century, that'd be impossible

I wish I didn't have a cancer soar

[Douglas Collier]

Granted. You have a canker sore instead. (Honestly, I think that's a better deal)

I wish UMP could have whatever he wants right now.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

Granted, he receives it for about an hour, then everything falls apart. He is overburdened by work and dread, dreadful things begin happening to the people around him and himself then he has no escape. He is virtually powerless over his fate and as the hours go by, so does his fate, he begins to loose hope and tries to replenish his conscience by gorge down pointless amounts of food, and in spite of this is worried because in all the food he consumes he never gets any fatter due of an intense cortisal level.

I wish I liked the flavor of coffee

[RedFoxWizard]

Granted, but now you only like the flavour of a very specific coffee type---one that needs to be grown high up on a mountain and harvested using simple craft scissors that aren't all that sharp.

I wish I could run really fast.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

Granted you run so fast that time stops within your vicinity, and you go infinitely always feeling like you don't have any stamina, exhausted and in pain. As you continue to run, without any type of engine support, you destroy several million planets, and cause the end of the universe because dark matter is no longer balance. *give inertial damper*, have fun suffering.

I wish my research paper would type itself.

[Douglas Collier]

Granted, but you still have to tell it what to type.

I wish that everyone's trials were easier for them to bear.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

Err, I can't completely agree with that. Granted, at the end of the trial they get a stuffed Baer.

I wish that perfect equality was possible without other issues.

[tsMKG]

Wish Granted, now nobody has anything. Since nobody has anything, it's perfect equality.

I wish I was like those heavenly mustelids

[Unusuallynamedperson]

Granted, you loose your mind, grow an odd slinky elongated tail, shrink and now blend in perfectly...welcome back Breel



I wish I could see threw walls.

[AmberTheWolfKit]

Granted, you loose your mind, grow an odd slinky elongated tail, shrink and now blend in perfectly...welcome back Breel



I wish I could see threw walls.

First of: LUUUUCKY!

Secondly: Your wish is granted, but you find that you can only see through walls, you're blind everywhere else

I wish that I was a dog! Hey, I'm impulsive, I'd probably say something like that

[Unusuallynamedperson]

Granted, but you find yourself a stray and are put in the pound.

I wish I was a feral wolf.

[tsMKG]

Granted. Now you're a feral wolf in the middle of the ocen

I wish cinemas still showed Zootopia

[Unusuallynamedperson]

granted but it's a bad knockoff series...

I wish for a three month weekend

[Douglas Collier]

Granted. The planet suddenly stops turning - everything is wiped out in the ensuing wind storms and tidal waves.

I wish that I could make the awesome parts of my dreams come true.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

granted all of the illegibly awesome parts of your nightmares come true.

I wish I could bring things back from the dead

[SuperStar]

Granted, but that does not include healing, so they are living in pain of whatever killed them.

I wish that Leo, Sela, Amu, and Tusk would also get Visor Ups(good luck deciphering that).

[Unusuallynamedperson]

Assuming you're talking about power rangers, granted but because of the sudden change in fashion it's taken off the air by the government and is no longer seen fit as a kids show for stupid reasons.

I wish the Internet was less gross at times and funnier instead.

[Furryface18]

Granted. Now the Internet only had bad dad jokes.

I wish I could get a tan for prom this Saturday.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

Granted, *grabs blowtorch* stand still!

I wish to go to sleep on time tonight.

[Furryface18]

Granted. Too bad you overslept and still feel tired in the morning.

I wish it wouldn't rain so much.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

Granted the entire world reaches a drought and we all die because there's no food on the planet.

I wish I'd stop forgetting my wish while writing it

[Furryface18]

Granted. You remember all of your wishes but they are all corrupted by me.

I wish I knew what I wanted for breakfast right now.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

Granted I enter your brain and make you eat oak wood

I wish I knew what I wanted for my birthday

[Render]

Granted, you know what you want for your birthday, but you won't get it.

I wish that all my bills are paid.

[InDaZone1219]

Granted, but you get bored without the stress.

I wish I had a hug from a forumite.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

*hugs*

I wish that I wasn't covered in pancake batter at the moment....

[tsMKG]

Am I late?

I wish my all homework was done.

[Unusuallynamedperson]

Granted but it lights on fire as you hand it in.

I wish I had a smaller photo of my own so I could show you it, and how much I have to do on a weekly basis.