Corrupt a Wish

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 1:16 pm

Granted: now you have half as much time per day to sleep.

I wish I'd be in more arcs.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 1:44 pm

Granted: You're now under a constant teleportation spell that takes you to every arc regardless of what you are currently doing, including being in said arc.

I wish for a divorce with Duchess.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 1:59 pm

Granted: She gets everything you own and sends Boris and Yeltsin after you.

I wish fo' mo' cash.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 2:03 pm

Granted! All cash is from ex-Warsaw Pact countries, and costs pretty much nothing.

I wish for a working split-flap display clock.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 2:06 pm

Granted: You get a cuckoo clock with a wingless bird.

I wish for

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HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 2:09 pm

Granted: you can never change your expression from a big smile.

I wish I could hide

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 2:11 pm

Granted: You will never be seen or heard from again.

HoundInATree wrote:Granted: you can never change your expression from a big smile.

I wish you knew I meant Mr. Green. (hover your mouse over it)

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 2:13 pm

Granted. You forget that you originally meant Mr. Green, though, which makes communication complicated.

I wish for a modem.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 2:15 pm

Granted: you get a modem from 1989, and it's not compatible with your hardware. And it's slow. I mean slooooooooow.

I wish my wish would not be granted.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 5:12 pm

You wish is granted by not being granted, unfortunately the paradox involved just broke the universe.

I wish for a quick fix to the above problem.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 8:46 pm

Wish granted, but it causes another problem.

I wish I could meet Karishad.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 10:59 pm

Granted: This is All Hallow's Ween: Ressurection and he throws you in the pool with the other nerds.

I wish I was Shugwar. Another good webcomic artist, in case you don't know who that is.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:30 pm

Granted: You are stuck drawing the same comic strip over and over again.

I wish for furries to be real!

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:42 pm

Granted: Our universe merges with that of Order of the Black Dog (an anthro horror comic) and you're the first to die.

I wish you would divide 1,337 by 0 on a large calculator. Reaching back about 6 years with this reference.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 6:38 am

Wish granted. The screen of the calculated gets stuck sideways and can only show a single 8.

I wish I had a puppy.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:59 pm

Granted: Your fursona's wife is in labor. (or your fursona, if it's a girl.)

I wish wishful wishes wished wishingly.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 2:08 pm

Granted: However, all wish granters become board of the same format of wishes, much like an employer going through CV's. Many other wishes are never granted.

I wish for someone to post after this post.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 2:14 pm

Granted, but I'm a nobody. Thanks.

I wish pornography wasn't so easy to find on furry sites.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 2:20 pm

Granted: It's easy to find everywhere else. Also, you've invoked the wrath of the furry yes I kiss my mother with this mouth.

I wish that didn't sound quite as awkward.

EDIT: Replacement filters!

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 2:23 pm

Granted, it's no longer easy to find anywhere on the internet due to a virus causing all printers to print what's on the PC's monitors all of the time.

I wish for a cup of tea.

Edit: This was meant for the post by Douglas. I'm not sure how exactly it's a post too late.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 10:15 pm

Granted, you burn your tongue on hot tea. You also run out of milk and sugar.

I wish for world peace.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 10:22 pm

Granted - but it's not our world.

I wish the smoking and chewing of tobacco had never been invented.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 10:26 pm

Granted, but now the people who would have chewed or smoked it snuff it.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 10:29 pm

Granted, smoking and chewing grass becomes a thing.

I wish to be the very best, that no one ever was~

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 10:32 pm

Granted - you are the world's best pogo-sticker on the moon (but not on Earth)

I wish for a sack of potatoes

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 6:41 am

Granted: you are stuffed in a sack of rotten potatoes.

I wish I had milk for my tea.

Post by **Render** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 11:47 am

Granted, a cow hangs it's udder in your tea.

I wish for a belly rub.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 11:51 am

Granted - your belly is rubbed raw with sandpaper.

I wish for a cameo appearance in Housepets!

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 12:49 pm

Granted, but everyone thinks you're meant to be Rick Griffin, similar Stan Lee in all Marvel movies.

I wish I could get to my tea past the cow.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:11 pm

Granted - the cow kicks over the table.

I wish all animals could be house trained.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 4:49 pm

Granted, but nobody can be bothered to train them.

I wish my tea wasn't spilt.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 5:25 pm

Granted, but it's frozen.

I wish I could meet Tarot.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 5:44 pm

Granted: You meet Tarot for the first time. The moon is high in the star lit sky. Candles are burning romantic fragrances. Plates of lobster and glasses of red wine are carried to a table where see sits...with Peanut. You go to say high, but she barely says 'hi' to you before being swept of her feet into the night by Peanut, leaving you alone with a rather expensive bill forced on you by the restaurant staff.

I wish for my tea to by freshly boiled!

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 9:37 pm

Granted. Your tea tastes like hot chillies though.

I wish for the Black Lotus.

jrh150482 · Post by **jrh150482** » Wed May 06, 2015 10:51 pm

Granted: You get the Black Lotus, but someone in hiding takes a smartphone photo of you getting it and shares it on Facebook. Within the hour, all the armies of the world converge on you and take you out. Good job.

I wish I could meet the entire Housepets! cast.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed May 06, 2015 11:55 pm

Granted, However about half way through the event Fluffy the pet crocodile decided you looked delicious. The K-9s never did figure out where you went...

I wish I could turn into anything I wanted any time I wanted.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu May 07, 2015 12:23 am

Granted, but those two conditions are mutually exclusive.

I wish I had a good quality Douglas fursuit.

Invisan · Post by **Invisan** » Thu May 07, 2015 6:48 am

Granted. You get a fursuit sponsored by Douglas the cosmetic seller. Its full with disgusting smells which tend to get everyone to run away from you.

I wish i would be able to draw as good as Rick.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu May 07, 2015 9:34 am

Granted, but you can't create your own work now.

I wish my tea was Earl Grey and not hot chilli flavoured.

Post by **Render** » Thu May 07, 2015 2:37 pm

Granted, your fennel tea now has a hint of Earl Grey.

I wish for a bottle of water.