Corrupt a Wish
- trekkie
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, the client now sabotages your ability to work in the name on ineffectual money saving strategies.
I wish I could redecorate my living room.
I wish I could redecorate my living room.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
- Hlaoroo
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Granted but you can only redecorate with a unicorn theme.
I wish I was a famous youtuber.
I wish I was a famous youtuber.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
granted, you're now the star 'performer' of a Fail compilation channel, with all the injury-inducing accident prone moments that entails.
i wish all reaction videos, sporting event rebroadcasts, news rebroadcasts, and talk show rebroadcasts would disappear from youtube permanently. they're a waste of bandwidth.
i wish all reaction videos, sporting event rebroadcasts, news rebroadcasts, and talk show rebroadcasts would disappear from youtube permanently. they're a waste of bandwidth.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- trekkie
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but now all those videos have been replaced by videos of vampires badly singing Billy Ray Cyrus songs over and over.
I wish I had different curtains.
I wish I had different curtains.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. You get a new set, but they're in tatters.
I wish I was more motivated.
I wish I was more motivated.
- Buster
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
granted, you are highly motivated to do all the things all the time non stop. while this may seem like it is quite useful you will quickly realize the down side the moment you try to sleep but can't because you absolutely need to be doing something at all times.
i wish all of the fics i like would update.
i wish all of the fics i like would update.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- trekkie
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but they’re updated in Esperanto.
I wish my driveway was repaired.
I wish my driveway was repaired.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
- Buster
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but said driveway had to be shipped off the asphalt plant in the process, and they want you to pay the shipping before they'll bring it back and install it.
I wish to be fluent in all languages.
I wish to be fluent in all languages.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- fenrirblack
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Granted, but your accent is so thick that no one can understand you.
I wish that every short story I submit will automatically be accepted for publication.
I wish that every short story I submit will automatically be accepted for publication.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. You now have chronic writer's block.
I wish I could play the trumpet well.
I wish I could play the trumpet well.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but now you can only play Taps! I wish the Cubs would win the World Series!
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They do! And a billionaire is so impressed, he buys the team and moves them to Barrow, Alaska.
I wish I had a yacht.
I wish I had a yacht.
- Buster
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
granted, it's christened Titanic II. I shouldn't need to explain the rest.
i wish i didn't have to think up a wish every time.
i wish i didn't have to think up a wish every time.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, you end up killing the game in an alternate timeline. This leads to devastation. Within that reality, your name will forever be as one that is cursed.
I wish I was better at this.
I wish I was better at this.
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And you are, but your wishes are always corrupted and come back to haunt you. I wish I could be a published author!
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
- furrygamer793
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but then Thanos snaps his fingers, making you flake away
I wish Thanos snapping wouldn't affect parallel universes now.
I wish Thanos snapping wouldn't affect parallel universes now.
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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Granted, but you're in the original universe where it does. I wish I could get some sleep!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted - you're called Sleeping Beauty now.
I wish for more steak on the BBQ.
I wish for more steak on the BBQ.
- fenrirblack
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Granted, you're now at the slaughter house where you have to pick it up personally.
I wish I was more productive and less lazy.
I wish I was more productive and less lazy.
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Granted, but now you can't sleep because you're always working.
EDIT: Whoops, I forgot my wish.
EDIT: Whoops, I forgot my wish.
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- furrygamer793
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
I wish TUAM would remember to make a wish
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Buster
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
granted, it's an extremely uninspired wish.
i wish he next season of BNHA would start already.
i wish he next season of BNHA would start already.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but now all the episodes have been dubbed in Esperanto.
I wish I could remember that I needed to make wishes!
I wish I could remember that I needed to make wishes!
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
- furrygamer793
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
granted, but then the universe disappears
I wish I could make better wishes that would be cleverly corrupted.
I wish I could make better wishes that would be cleverly corrupted.
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. However, no one plays the game anymore, so no one gets to see your cleverness.
I wish for Road Rovers to happen in real life.
I wish for Road Rovers to happen in real life.
*in Christopher Walken style*
I have a fever... and the only prescription... is more Kingley!
I have a fever... and the only prescription... is more Kingley!
- trekkie
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but they all only speak Klingon.
I wish the faucet wouldn’t drip all day .
I wish the faucet wouldn’t drip all day .
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, now the tap opens full throttle and your whole neighborhood is washed away with everybody blaming you!
Wish I had a chocolate cake.
Wish I had a chocolate cake.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but you forgot to take it out of the oven, so now it's a burnt chocolate cake.
I wish I could English today.
I wish I could English today.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
- Buster
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
congratulations you are now MI7's most embarrassing agent.
i also wish you could English today (because i can'tactually think of a wish)
i also wish you could English today (because i can'tactually think of a wish)
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Unusuallynamedperson
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
I grant you three wishes but since you couldn't think of any you miss the opportunity
I wish for this wish to not be corrupted.
I wish for this wish to not be corrupted.
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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https://discord.gg/2Kwwv Housepets Discord link repaired!
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Now your wish corrupts.
I wish I could learn to study.
I wish I could learn to study.
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- Buster
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but you become obsessed with studying studying techniques. to the exclusion of all else.
I wish someone here had Black Hat as their avatar.
I wish someone here had Black Hat as their avatar.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Zesortinge
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but no one will ever find them.
I wish for this wish to be wasted. (I think I am making this difficult.)
I wish for this wish to be wasted. (I think I am making this difficult.)
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Douglas Collier
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted.
You died, GTA style.
I wish our Internet wasn’t broken.
You died, GTA style.
I wish our Internet wasn’t broken.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. Your new dial-up works as intended.
I wish I had I a new Lego kit
I wish I had I a new Lego kit
- Zesortinge
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. You get the painful shoe set.
I wish I had a farm.
I wish I had a farm.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- trekkie
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted but you can’t grow anything.
I wish I had a watch that worked.
I wish I had a watch that worked.
“Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.” - Thomas Sowell
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.” Phyllis Diller
- Buster
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. it's a miniature sundial with a wrist strap. always accurate and can't malfunction. ...assuming you know how to use a sundial, only need to tell time during daylight hours and clear weather, and have a clear view of the sky at all times...
i wish nathan had 1.3 tonnes more lego.
i wish nathan had 1.3 tonnes more lego.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Zesortinge
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. You are buried under all of his new Legos.
I wish I had more things to do.
I wish I had more things to do.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Nathan Kerbonaut
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Granted. You have plenty of responsibility with your new lifelong career of working in the mines.
I wish for super duper fast internet speeds
I wish for super duper fast internet speeds