Corrupt a Wish
- Buster
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, everything has been reverted to before the dawn of life on earth. since every moment after that no matter how good it was for some, absolutely sucked for someone else.
I want out of this writers fics. Gravity Falls/They Bleed Pixels crossovers are getting old fast.
I want out of this writers fics. Gravity Falls/They Bleed Pixels crossovers are getting old fast.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted. You get into some other bad crossovers with Housepets instead.
I wish Serence was in Australia already so we can get married!
I wish Serence was in Australia already so we can get married!
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ugh... why do i have to find a way to ruin THAT?! I DON'T WANT TO!
*grumblemutter*
Fine...
*Ahem*
Granted, she's in Australia. Except the word "IN" is very literal. as in underground caves. I hope you like spelunking.
I wish for something less conflicting to mess with next time.
*grumblemutter*
Fine...
*Ahem*
Granted, she's in Australia. Except the word "IN" is very literal. as in underground caves. I hope you like spelunking.
I wish for something less conflicting to mess with next time.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted but you are a blockbuster
i wish blockbuster wasnt dead
i wish blockbuster wasnt dead
Blockbuster Video WOW! what a difference
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Wish granted, we're forever stuck in 1995
I wish you a merry christmas
I wish you a merry christmas
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granted.
its september 1st and everybody gets a free rental of the emoji movie
i wish grape would just go to a blockbuster
its september 1st and everybody gets a free rental of the emoji movie
i wish grape would just go to a blockbuster
Blockbuster Video WOW! what a difference
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Granted, Grape goes to a blockbuster but it's been closed for over a decade
I wish for a time machine
I wish for a time machine
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Granted, but it cant correct for planetary position changes or stellar drift when jumping. I hope you brought a space suit.
I wish blocky would stop acting like a fanboy/adbot.
I wish blocky would stop acting like a fanboy/adbot.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted, now everyone acts like him but himself.
I wish for the apocalypse
I wish for the apocalypse
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Granted. Unfortunately it only affects cats.
I wish I was a meme.
I wish I was a meme.
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Granted. You last a week before being lost in the vacuum of the internet.
I wish I didn't have to put up with irritating people at work.
I wish I didn't have to put up with irritating people at work.
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Granted, all life is extinct, therefore there's nobody to pick fights.
I wish for fries.
I wish for fries.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted.
I Wish i had a million dollars.Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted, but why would anyone want a million sand dollars?
I wish I was more creative in coming up with messed up wishes.
I wish I was more creative in coming up with messed up wishes.
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Granted, you're the most creative person when granting corrupted wishes, but no one plays the game anymore
I wish I didn't always forget to add the second part
I wish I didn't always forget to add the second part
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, you fall in a deep black hole where those who didn't request a wish are
I wish I was more active in everything and not just laying in my bed or crying. T_T
I wish I was more active in everything and not just laying in my bed or crying. T_T
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You are now insomniac, irrepressibly intrusive, and so annoying that people feel compelled to restrict you by setting fire to every bedding you own.
I wish I was a better gardener.
I wish I was a better gardener.
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Granted. everyone else becomes so inept at gardening that your mediocre skills look significantly better by comparison.
I wish Siri was snarkier and more condescending.
I wish Siri was snarkier and more condescending.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted, Siri is now a real woman that doesn't isn't more than 5 feet away from you at any given time.
I wish for something tasty
I wish for something tasty
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Done ... all you need to do is drive off the 10, 000 blue-bottle flies swarming all over the platter.
I wish they'd finish the road repairs on the highway over the bridge.
I wish they'd finish the road repairs on the highway over the bridge.
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Wish granted, they declared the road repairs as finished in it's actual state. Have a nice day driving that highway over the bridge
I wish school pressure didn't take me down. And for more school freedom also
I wish school pressure didn't take me down. And for more school freedom also
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Granted. You're expelled from every school on the planet. now you don't have to worry about school.
you might have to worry about limited employability later though.
I wish RWBY had longer and more frequent episodes.
you might have to worry about limited employability later though.
I wish RWBY had longer and more frequent episodes.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. New 1 hour episodes of RBWY are uploaded every day, but have horrendous animation/audio quality.
I wish I had the ability to eat fig newtons without getting sick
I wish I had the ability to eat fig newtons without getting sick
As I gaze upon the stars, I realize how much I will miss this world.
20-23-5-14-20-25 25-5-1-18-19 8-5 4-9-4 14-15-20 18-5-20-21-18-14,
20-8-5 19-9-24 6-9-14-7-5-18-5-4 13-9-19-6-9-20 23-9-20-8 12-15-20-19 15-6 6-21-18.
*Russian Intensifies*
20-23-5-14-20-25 25-5-1-18-19 8-5 4-9-4 14-15-20 18-5-20-21-18-14,
20-8-5 19-9-24 6-9-14-7-5-18-5-4 13-9-19-6-9-20 23-9-20-8 12-15-20-19 15-6 6-21-18.
*Russian Intensifies*
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granted. they cause you to involuntarily breath fire instead.
I wish youtube's recommendation system wasn't so dumb. It keeps recommending American News clips and Sports videos for me when my likes, favorites and history are all 100% independent animations. That thing needs to get a clue.
I wish youtube's recommendation system wasn't so dumb. It keeps recommending American News clips and Sports videos for me when my likes, favorites and history are all 100% independent animations. That thing needs to get a clue.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted .. Except now all the brilliant and exceptional recommendations they present are in languages you can neither read nor understand.
I wish the holiday auto traffic wasn't over populated by people with the driving skills of deranged sea birds.
I wish the holiday auto traffic wasn't over populated by people with the driving skills of deranged sea birds.
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And so your tongue shriveled up like a dissicated peperoncini and everything tastes like polluted bilge.
I wish I have a private library room for my books.
I wish I have a private library room for my books.
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Granted. You have a room so private for your books, not even you can get in.
I wish Australia wasn't so far away from South America.
I wish Australia wasn't so far away from South America.
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Granted. All the oceans disappear and the planet shrinks enough that the continents cover it's entire surface. now it's right next door.
there is unfortunately also a water shortage and gravity has gone nuts due to the change in planetary density.
i wish for that not to cause toomany disasters.
there is unfortunately also a water shortage and gravity has gone nuts due to the change in planetary density.
i wish for that not to cause toomany disasters.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted ... But the few disasters that do occur result in massive population casualty, enormous extinction of plant and animal species, and the basis of human diet becomes lichen and scorpions.
I wish for global literacy.
I wish for global literacy.
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Granted, everyone on earth has such a high education that there are too many engineers, architects and lawyers and too few builders, garbage men, plumbers, drivers, bakers, etc. so society collapses.
I wish y'all a happy day
I wish y'all a happy day
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, everybody has a happy day... Except for you, your day, is the worst day you ever had!
I wish I had an endless supply of Mtn Dew
I wish I had an endless supply of Mtn Dew
Life is like a rollercoaster, sure there's ups and downs, but you may find that it can throw you for a loop!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, your life is now a meme and you're present in every single parody 1337 montage ever
I wish for diplomatic immunity
I wish for diplomatic immunity
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Granted. The ascociated job of being a diplomat is required to keep it though, and your first assignment is in a country known for foreigners getting shot.
I wish for safer wishes.
I wish for safer wishes.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted. And now that the world is dramatically safer, scientists discover that being "bored to death" has become a global threat to all human life.
I wish giraffes lived on all major continents except the poles.
I wish giraffes lived on all major continents except the poles.
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Granted. All humans except for those in the arctic and antarctic research bases transform into giraffes,
not sentient ones, just giraffes.
I wish for more coffee.
not sentient ones, just giraffes.
I wish for more coffee.
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Granted, you suffer a heart attack due to a coffeine overdose
I wish for everyone to be happy
I wish for everyone to be happy
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Everyone’s happy, but they’re all dead inside from the sacrifices they had to make to be happy.
I wish that Gobusters would be adapted into Power Rangers.
I wish that Gobusters would be adapted into Power Rangers.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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