Housepets!

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:10 am**

Granted, it's a candy ants hive, and they are not happy with you.
I wish for cake.

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:09 am**

granted , unfortunately , it's a lie (I'm sorry I can't help it

)
I wish for the fact core (portal guys , portal)

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:33 pm**

Granted, it ONLY gives you facts. So sometimes it hurts your feelings.

I wish for a pet ferret.

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:59 pm**

Granted. You got bitten by it.

I wish for a water bed!

Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2013 1:47 am**

granted , also , random sea lives , bloopers included

I wish for a flute that can make anyone fall asleep , except for me

Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:18 am**

Granted, I begin playing the sonata of awakening on the deku pipes next to you consistently.
I wish I could be that annoying.

Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:27 pm**

Granted, the girls think you're cute when you try.

I wish I can tell when someone is lying.

Posted: **Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:50 pm**

Granted. You can always do it every time and you fall into depression.

I wish I have beta testing rights to all released games, without getting forced to play all of them (e_e).

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 4:29 am**

Granted. But you never have the time to test any of them.

I wish for a glow-in-the-dark tee-shirt.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 4:33 am**

granted , it glows , like a disco ball , literally

I wish I can make someone understand what I'm trying to say if I want to (ya , serious problem , sometimes i even accidentally make some kind of paradox and lost my point in the end

)

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 4:34 am**

Granted, I understand and make more paradoxes with what you say.

I wish I could think of more paradoxes.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 4:39 am**

Granted. I'll leave you in serence's capable and willing paws.

I wish for my own personal chef.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 4:41 am**

granted , his best dish ? "bunny surprise"
I wish I can fix anything , without any consequences what so ever

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 4:42 am**

Granted, it is I! And your menu is... You!
And Serence, your a destroyer, and I will be ruining anything you fix. Thus nothing will ever be fixed.
I wish I could find another way to corrupt without including me.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 4:44 am**

granted , but somehow your corruptions become a blessing in disguise to everyone you tried to mess with

I wish I can remember where I get that idea from

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 4:45 am**

Granted, you are insane and hear voices. That's where. And I am that voice, driving your insanity.
I wish Hlaoroo cooked easily.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 4:49 am**

Granted, but you need to cook all of them, they're by a cage in your left side.

I wish for some gourmet Hlaoroo.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 4:56 am**

Granted. But you're now a vegetarian.

I wish for the canines to convert to my side.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 5:00 am**

Granted, but they back stab you minutes after.

I wish for some tea.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 5:04 am**

No milk, no sugar, no water.

I wish for some incense.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 5:08 am**

granted , now be careful these're known for producing a lot of *boom*......smoke......
i wish for an anti smoke barrier

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 5:19 am**

Granted. But you're on the wrong side of it.

I wish for a disguise.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 5:29 am**

Granted. But everyone can still recognize you.

I wish for new Hlaoroo recipes.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 5:36 am**

Granted. But you become a vegetarian too.

I wish to get these canines off my back.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 7:44 am**

Granted. They just keep you on a short leash now.

I wish for a glass of soda.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 7:53 am**

Granted. It's this soda.

I wish to see your face when you try it.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 7:58 am**

Granted. The glass is getting thrown in disgust at your face, though.

I wish for some rain.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 8:00 am**

Granted. I hope you know how to swim!

I wish for a life jacket.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 8:09 am**

Granted. It costs 60GBP for 20 minutes of use. Then you just swim back into the plane, and pay for more!

I wish for Hlaoroo's wallet.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 8:22 am**

Granted. But it's now empty from paying for the life jacket.

I wish for VEB152's wallet.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 8:29 am**

You get your empty wallet (I won't be wishing for yours if I had one, right?).

I wish to have a restored Boeing 707.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 8:40 am**

Granted. But it's a scale model which is only an inch long.

I wish to be able to speak Latin.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 9:12 pm**

Granted, you forgot how English.

I wish I had a teleporter.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 9:32 pm**

granted , you had it , now it's mine , mwahhahahahaha
I wish for a giant whale

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 9:51 pm**

Here, Catch!

I wish they would make movies of the rest of that series.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 10:03 pm**

granted , and it will be shown next year
*90 seconds before whale impact*
hm.....I wish the original Hlaoroo's with me right now

(yes I used my wish to corrupt your wish)

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 10:11 pm**

Granted. *30 seconds before impact*
I wish I was indestructible.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 10:29 pm**

granted , you're covered with an indestructible metal , unfortunately , you can't move as a result , and when that whale fall down on you it will hammer you to the ground , where you'll be stuck forever
*10 seconds before impact* I wish I was somewhere safe

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 10:34 pm**

Granted. You're in a safe underneath the whale. You get flattened and trapped too.

I wish the whale would miss me and land only on serence.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 10:43 pm**

granted , instead the safe that's under the whale will hit you , then it will get hit by the whale , so....ya you're not technically hit by the whale

i wish I was somewhere that I can be safe , not inside a safe

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