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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 7:45 am
by Hlaoroo
Granted. You get a little razor.
Oh, you meant THAT vorpal blade? Well, why didn't you say so? XD
I wish for a pet bandersnitch.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 7:50 am
by Serence Frostbite
granted , it eats you
I wish for an Eat Me Cake
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:04 am
by Kyuunado
The cake eats you and goes on to protest its rights.
I wish for free transit.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:44 pm
by Hlaoroo
Granted. But you have to pay an excess tails fee every time you want to travel.
I wish for a big bowl of cornflakes.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 4:08 pm
by Kyuunado
Granted, they are unhydrated flakes of corn. Totally unprocessed and teeming with lice.
I wish telecommunication was free.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:06 pm
by GeckoZY
Granted. But normal communications will be charged per minute.
I wish for faster lunch queues.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:07 am
by Hlaoroo
Granted. But now the queue is moving so fast that you can't force your way in.
I wish I had more Malaysian food (my dinner was delicious.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:27 am
by GeckoZY
Granted, they made the curries and sauces extra spicy.
I wish for bottled water to be cheaper.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 8:52 am
by Hlaoroo
Yay, spicy curries!
Granted. But your food doubles in price.
I wish for a Van De Graaff generator.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:37 am
by GeckoZY
Granted, it's faulty, and the experience shocks you.
I wish for longer product warranties.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:44 am
by VEB152
Granted, but it voids if you even touch the product.
I wish for a tramway.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 3:14 am
by Hlaoroo
Granted. Now you have to look both ways before you cross your living room.
I wish for a lollipop.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 5:44 am
by GeckoZY
Granted, a two ton lollipop pops above you and crushes you.
I wish for A/C everywhere!
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:09 am
by Hlaoroo
Granted. Everything (and everone including you) gets electrocuted.
I wish for a belltower in my house.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:39 am
by GeckoZY
Granted. It rings at the worst possible time in the night.
I wish for a watch that never loses track of time.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 8:25 am
by Hlaoroo
Granted. But the alarm goes off every hour and you can't stop it, nor can you remove the watch.
I wish for an icecream cone.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 8:30 am
by GeckoZY
Granted, the tip is broken.
I wish for an unlimited supply of soda!
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:00 am
by Hlaoroo
Granted. I hope you can swim!
I wish for a black belt in judo.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:02 am
by Kyuunado
Granted, you have the belt but no skill.
I wish I had the dragon balls.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:15 am
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
granted, you have 2 of them... oh, sorry, did you want all 7?
I wish losing weight were easier
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:18 am
by Serence Frostbite
granted , but now you lose so much weight you look like a skeleton
I wish for a new and improved computer
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:19 am
by Hlaoroo
Granted. But you go crazy from the oxymoron you just made so you can't use it.
I wish for a hot chocolate with marshmallows in it.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 5:46 am
by GeckoZY
Granted. You suddenly become allergic to chocolate. And... the experience was bad.
I wish for an ice cream shop in every other block.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 6:10 am
by VEB152
Granted. It's in every other block of a small randomly chosen town in Slovakia. Goodluck getting there!
I wish I was much more productive.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 6:16 am
by GeckoZY
Granted. But time flows much faster when you're productive.
I wish for a high speed communications system.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 6:23 am
by Serence Frostbite
granted , it called "the phone" , and it will cost ya
I wish I can cook
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 6:25 am
by GeckoZY
*facepaw* I forgot to state the specifics.
Granted. You can only cook hard boiled eggs.
I wish for a more diverse song selection in radios.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 6:28 am
by Kyuunado
Granted, they ALL suck.
I wish I could move small objects with my mind
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:01 am
by Hlaoroo
Granted. You can't move anything heavier than a pushpin.
I wish for my name up in lights.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:03 am
by Kyuunado
Granted. Everything you know goes up in flames shaped in your name.
I wish I had more energy.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:17 am
by Hlaoroo
Granted. You explode because you can't contain that much energy.
I wish for my own radio station.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 4:02 pm
by Serence Frostbite
granted , it gets attacked by bigfoots (yes , plural , also that was a camp lazlo reference )
I wish for a giant gummy fish
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 4:18 pm
by Kyuunado
Granted, it's a disfigured gummy bear.
I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 4:26 pm
by Serence Frostbite
granted , it's today , and you missed it !
I wish I can make gold out of nothing
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:43 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, your gold is worth nothing!
I wish I had control of the weather.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:53 pm
by Serence Frostbite
granted , technically speaking , your emotion controls the weather , so....don't get mad , ever , ok ?
I wish for a never ending supply of egg sandwich <3
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:59 pm
by GeckoZY
Granted. It's bug eggs.
I wish for free grilled sausages.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:02 am
by Serence Frostbite
granted , those are free for a reason
I wish for a soda twister
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:03 am
by RioluNation
Granted, it tastes horrible because it destroyed whatever is in it's path.
I wish Animals can talk.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:04 am
by Serence Frostbite
granted , then Bino comes along.....
I wish for all the gold in Pete's temple $.,,.$