Housepets!

Posted: **Wed Jul 03, 2013 7:45 am**

Granted. You get a little razor.

Oh, you meant THAT vorpal blade? Well, why didn't you say so? XD

I wish for a pet bandersnitch.

Posted: **Wed Jul 03, 2013 7:50 am**

granted , it eats you

I wish for an Eat Me Cake

Posted: **Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:04 am**

The cake eats you and goes on to protest its rights.
I wish for free transit.

Posted: **Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:44 pm**

Granted. But you have to pay an excess tails fee every time you want to travel.

I wish for a big bowl of cornflakes.

Posted: **Wed Jul 03, 2013 4:08 pm**

Granted, they are unhydrated flakes of corn. Totally unprocessed and teeming with lice.
I wish telecommunication was free.

Posted: **Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:06 pm**

Granted. But normal communications will be charged per minute.

I wish for faster lunch queues.

Posted: **Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:07 am**

Granted. But now the queue is moving so fast that you can't force your way in.

I wish I had more Malaysian food (my dinner was delicious.

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Posted: **Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:27 am**

Granted, they made the curries and sauces extra spicy.

I wish for bottled water to be cheaper.

Posted: **Thu Jul 04, 2013 8:52 am**

Yay, spicy curries!

Granted. But your food doubles in price.

I wish for a Van De Graaff generator.

Posted: **Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:37 am**

Granted, it's faulty, and the experience shocks you.

I wish for longer product warranties.

Posted: **Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:44 am**

Granted, but it voids if you even touch the product.

I wish for a tramway.

Posted: **Sat Jul 06, 2013 3:14 am**

Granted. Now you have to look both ways before you cross your living room.

I wish for a lollipop.

Posted: **Sat Jul 06, 2013 5:44 am**

Granted, a two ton lollipop pops above you and crushes you.

I wish for A/C everywhere!

Posted: **Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:09 am**

Granted. Everything (and everone including you) gets electrocuted.

I wish for a belltower in my house.

Posted: **Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:39 am**

Granted. It rings at the worst possible time in the night.

I wish for a watch that never loses track of time.

Posted: **Sat Jul 06, 2013 8:25 am**

Granted. But the alarm goes off every hour and you can't stop it, nor can you remove the watch.

I wish for an icecream cone.

Posted: **Sat Jul 06, 2013 8:30 am**

Granted, the tip is broken.

I wish for an unlimited supply of soda!

Posted: **Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:00 am**

Granted. I hope you can swim!

I wish for a black belt in judo.

Posted: **Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:02 am**

Granted, you have the belt but no skill.
I wish I had the dragon balls.

Posted: **Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:15 am**

granted, you have 2 of them... oh, sorry, did you want all 7?

I wish losing weight were easier

Posted: **Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:18 am**

granted , but now you lose so much weight you look like a skeleton

I wish for a new and improved computer

Posted: **Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:19 am**

Granted. But you go crazy from the oxymoron you just made so you can't use it.

I wish for a hot chocolate with marshmallows in it.

Posted: **Sun Jul 07, 2013 5:46 am**

Granted. You suddenly become allergic to chocolate. And... the experience was bad.

I wish for an ice cream shop in every other block.

Posted: **Sun Jul 07, 2013 6:10 am**

Granted. It's in every other block of a small randomly chosen town in Slovakia. Goodluck getting there!

I wish I was much more productive.

Posted: **Sun Jul 07, 2013 6:16 am**

Granted. But time flows much faster when you're productive.

I wish for a high speed communications system.

Posted: **Sun Jul 07, 2013 6:23 am**

granted , it called "the phone" , and it will cost ya

I wish I can cook

Posted: **Sun Jul 07, 2013 6:25 am**

*facepaw* I forgot to state the specifics.

Granted. You can only cook hard boiled eggs.

I wish for a more diverse song selection in radios.

Posted: **Sun Jul 07, 2013 6:28 am**

Granted, they ALL suck.
I wish I could move small objects with my mind

Posted: **Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:01 am**

Granted. You can't move anything heavier than a pushpin.

I wish for my name up in lights.

Posted: **Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:03 am**

Granted. Everything you know goes up in flames shaped in your name.
I wish I had more energy.

Posted: **Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:17 am**

Granted. You explode because you can't contain that much energy.

I wish for my own radio station.

Posted: **Sun Jul 07, 2013 4:02 pm**

granted , it gets attacked by bigfoots (yes , plural , also that was a camp lazlo reference )
I wish for a giant gummy fish

Posted: **Sun Jul 07, 2013 4:18 pm**

Granted, it's a disfigured gummy bear.
I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.

Posted: **Sun Jul 07, 2013 4:26 pm**

granted , it's today , and you missed it !

I wish I can make gold out of nothing

Posted: **Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:43 pm**

Granted, your gold is worth nothing!

I wish I had control of the weather.

Posted: **Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:53 pm**

granted , technically speaking , your emotion controls the weather , so....don't get mad , ever , ok ?
I wish for a never ending supply of egg sandwich <3

Posted: **Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:59 pm**

Granted. It's bug eggs.

I wish for free grilled sausages.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:02 am**

granted , those are free for a reason

I wish for a soda twister

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:03 am**

Granted, it tastes horrible because it destroyed whatever is in it's path.

I wish Animals can talk.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:04 am**

granted , then Bino comes along.....
I wish for all the gold in Pete's temple $.,,.$

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