Housepets!

Posted: **Sat Apr 27, 2013 9:47 pm**

Granted. But she says no.

I wish for a free around-the-world cruise.

Posted: **Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:15 am**

Granted, it sinks.

I wish my eyes wasn't red.

Posted: **Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:56 am**

Granted. They're fluorescent pink.

I wish I could visit the moon.

Posted: **Sun Apr 28, 2013 7:08 am**

POW! TO THE MOON, ALICE!

I wish for a negative tonne of Cavorite.

Posted: **Sun Apr 28, 2013 7:54 am**

Granted. But you can't get it down off your ceiling. Mainly because it's pinning you there.

I wish for a pet otter.

Posted: **Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:06 am**

Granted. You should have paid more attention to Gavin Maxwell.

I wish for a six pack of Coke Zero, or a convenience store more conveniently close.

Posted: **Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:13 am**

Granted. But you live in the store on only Coke Zero.

I wish for fencing lessons. And a sword of my own with which to take them.

Posted: **Sun Apr 28, 2013 6:21 pm**

Granted: You get lessons on how to install fence. And a sword to... cut it with I guess?

I wish for flying lessons.

Posted: **Sun Apr 28, 2013 6:25 pm**

Granted. You get chucked off a cliff.

I wish for an akubra.

Posted: **Sun Apr 28, 2013 6:57 pm**

That'll be $170 and $20 shipping.

I wish for a nicer doormat.

Posted: **Sun Apr 28, 2013 7:51 pm**

Granted. It's now pink and fluffy.

I wish for a fob watch.

Posted: **Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:15 pm**

Granted, you're now on the most wanted list for stealing a fob watch.

I wish for better grades.

Posted: **Mon Apr 29, 2013 1:40 am**

Granted. You get a grader so you can fix them yourself.

I wish for my own themepark.

Posted: **Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:05 am**

Granted, the place looks so sketchy only 3 people go per day.

I wish I had better teachers.

Posted: **Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:26 am**

RioluNation wrote:only 3 people go per day.

Yay! No queues!

Granted. But the work is also 10 times harder.

I wish I didn't have to do this test tomorrow.

Posted: **Sun May 05, 2013 8:17 pm**

Congratulations! It became your Final!

I wish June would come around soon.

Posted: **Sun May 05, 2013 11:47 pm**

Granted, you're back in school.

I wish I wasn't at all.

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 12:27 am**

Granted. You're now at nothing.

I wish to learn archery.

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 10:21 am**

Granted, you get kicked out for being so horrible at it.

I wish I wasn't sick at all.

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 10:32 am**

Granted. You're now immortal. But not invincible.

I wish I got a cool soundtrack whenever I walk into a room like in the movies.

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 10:42 am**

Granted, you keep walking in the same room over and over and over again.

I wish I was immune to getting drunk.

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 10:51 am**

Granted, but alcohol now tastes like kerosene.

I wish I'd paid more attention to the tags before planting these crepe myrtles.

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 10:57 am**

Granted. You read them very carefully. But you chose to ignore them anyway.

I wish I could live in England.

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 11:03 am**

Granted, you're their most wanted criminal.

I wish the world was rid of all sorts of sickness/diseases.

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 11:19 am**

Granted. But then overpopulation becomes a pressing issue.

I wish I was an acclaimed novelist.

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 11:25 am**

Your notorious novel has three major religions calling for your head, ears, and tail.

I wish ... for a fish!

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 11:27 am**

Granted. You get a Whale Shark, the biggest known species of fish, landing in your lap.

I wish to become a thespian.

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 11:32 am**

Granted, other thespians dislike you because you became too bossy.

I wish school was over with already.

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 11:38 am**

Granted. But now you have at least 8 hours worth of homework to get done before tomorrow.

I wish I could use magic. Like, real magic. Not pull a rabbit out of a hat magic but wave my hand and conjure/theoppositeofconjure/levitate/teleport/transfigure/etc.

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 11:44 am**

Granted, now you're up to SEVEN major religions calling for various parts of your anatomy.

I wish I hadn't wished for a fish.

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 11:48 am**

Granted. You've now got a Blue Whale in your lap instead.

I wish I had an eidetic memory.

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 1:56 pm**

Granted, you have all the memories of a person called Eid.

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 3:57 pm**

you wished for nothing, and that is what you now have.

I wish I had some apple juice

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 4:00 pm**

Okay, but you get the apple juice by it getting poured over you head.

I wish my plumbing was fixed.

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 4:19 pm**

Granted: A plumber comes and fixes your plumbing, but he destroys all of your electrical wires so you now have to hire his brother who is an electrician.

I wish for a lush garden this year.

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 5:39 pm**

Granted. Your garden is so lush that it completely overruns your house and any attempts to control it.

I wish to "...go to the hills (ah ah ahhhh) when my heart is lonely (ah ah ah ahhhhhh)."

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 5:49 pm**

Granted, the hills have "eyes." You are bent watched and stalked without even knowing it.

I wish I could go out on a date with a famous actress for one day.

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 6:31 pm**

Granted: Bee Arthur appears at your doorstep

I wish I did not know who Bee Arthur was.

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 6:53 pm**

Granted: You know know more about the hobo that lives outside of your house more than any other person on earth, making you forget all of them. (Including Bee Arthur)

I wish I was a foot taller.

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2013 7:07 pm**

granted. there is now a foot growing out of your head.

I wish I had more money

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