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This statement is -not- a lie. 
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You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.

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I'm :D not :) using ;) any :lol: smiles 8-) in :P this :mrgreen: post :twisted: !

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The largest bell ever buit weighs in at 950,000kg. Its tone is so deep that it can only be felt and not heard. It's loud and powerful enough that when it's played it registers as an 8 magnitude earthquake on the Richter scale over 1000km away!

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Otters are actual small furry dragons.

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Recent studies have shown that scallops are actually the most intelligent life form on Earth.

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Micky mouse will feature in the next Star Wars.

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With the economy crumbling, engineers have designed a automobile, that instead of running on gasoline, It runs on your hopes and dreams.

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The Wii sold more than its rival consoles. :lol:

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GIFs improve browsing speed drastically!

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The country of Switzerland actually doesn't exist; it's actually a scientific experiment disguised as a nation.

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tofu is actually meat from an underground (yes , underground ) fish

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Not only is there a north and south Dakota, but there is also a Weast Dakota just weast of Virginia! (and yes, weast is an actual direction)

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You can see better in the dark than in the light, you just don't realize it.

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Shins have evolved over thousands of years for the sole purpose of finding solid objects in the dark. Toes have evolved for a similar purpose.

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If your fast enough, you can catch a lightning bolt. It's also quite healthy for you...

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the lighting bolts we see are actually the after images of a race of super speed , eel-like creatures that fly in the sky , but eat bugs and little critters , and take their water from the clouds , mostly rain clouds , the "thunder" is the sonic boom created when they speed up and attack their preys , they also known for producing electricity as a mean to paralyze their prey and defend themselves , like the electric eels

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The proper name for these creatures is Serris.
Seen here:
http://metroid.wikia.com/wiki/Serris
(I am perpetuating a lie! Whahahaha-*chokes*)

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The first kebab was invented by King Henry VIII when, still hungry after eating a boar's leg, he ordered the cooks to just "Bring me whole darn spit!"

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You are not reading this, but if you are, then you shouldn't see a bar bellow this text. So in other words, your still not reading.
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Yoda is the only being in the known universe to use prooper grammar when he speaks.

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"Friday" is the best selling scremo song of 2011

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The cake is not a lie.

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"Superman" first appeared in an epic poem by Plato, where he was the son of Zeus and an aqueduct.

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Mar's surface is covered with tomato sauce from an earler attempt to create a planetary sized pizza. Olympus Mons was one of the oddly shaped pepperoni.

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Before the invention of the lightbulb, when people got an idea, a candle or an oil lamp would appear above their head. Before that it was the sun.

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That is why people go to sleep at night, since the suns not up they can't have a complete thought. So they dream about the sun so that they can have ideas in their sleep.

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Gravity is actually a lie. The entire Earth is covered with glue, the stick strands of which pull everything back like elastic like you see in the cartoons and that is why things fall back to Earth - because they are glued there. One day the glue factories will run out of supplies and then the universe will just float out into space since there's nothing to hold it together.

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Oh, these are all nice facts. Some way too nice to believe.

But I discovered a lie here:
serence ice fox wrote:
tofu is actually meat from an underground (yes , underground ) fish

Tofus are not fish and they also do not live underground. An eyewitness has drawn the situation he say while visiting the farm:
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While visiting the organic farm a nasty surprise waited for the vegetarians and vegans.
And these here are our Tofus.

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2+2 has been proven to equal:


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The textadventure Zork has won an award for the best ingame graphics in 1980.

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I am on a supercomputer right now and i am just a program called Cleverbot

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