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Render wrote:
Douglas Collier wrote:Quolls are descended from an ancient experiment by alien furries to create a perfect cat/mouse/kangaroo hybrid.
Those aliens have been the Sulenxi.
Interesting tense there, Render - I take it that they changed species (fursonas) and the Sulenxi are no more? :P
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I utterly hate Furries. I hate the whole community, and I most definitely to not wish that I was a Furry. I do not envy their skilled art at all, and I am in no way wishing that I could draw humanoid cats and make a comic out of it.
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The moon as we know it is actually made of pulverised dinosaur bones. When the original moon slammed into the earth 60 million years ago it killed the dinosaurs and so many of their bones were thrown into space that they congealed into a new moon.
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I won the game.
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I have mastered my art and am currently doing commissions under a pseudonym.
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I have SPLAM! as my personal weapon

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I am the Doctor.
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No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Undertale is a terrible game. I can't tell enough people to avoid it at all costs.
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I totally don't want to play Xenoblade X as soon as it comes out.
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I'm looking forward to Xenoblade X, because I enjoy fetch quests, hunt quests, and console exclusive games.
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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That didn't sound specific at all...
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I didn't make a post on this thread, I am really elvis and I never died, I went home. MIIB is the most accurate movie on the planet, but then again the word 'movie' was just a typo, it was supposed to say documentary.
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You have a normal name.
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You were a part of Motley crews last concert!

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this statement is not a lie
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I've been here the entire time.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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This is not an attempt to revive a dead thread. Infact, this isn't even a post. You're imagining reading this.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I am a good artist. I am NOT silently killing myself.
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That is a perfectly reasonable assessment of your potential, and you need not go easier on yourself.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I think Buster's idea is a very stupid one. You should not side with him in the slightest.
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I actually don't mind Internet users frequent failure to notice that I'm female.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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That statement did not confuse me on whether or not you're a male
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The second half of the statement was the lie.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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this statement is false.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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This hidden insight is unassailable true and will completely revolutionize your life if followed dogmatically in excruciating detail!
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Hlaoroo wrote:Spinach is very high in iron and it will help you grow stronger.
Not actually a lie, https://www.scienceabc.com/humans/will- ... onger.html

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They have come to wrest domination of this planet from the turtles...
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My old laptop is not beyond my abilities to repair.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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My old iPad is beyond my abilities.
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this thread has never been buried on the lower pages.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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This thread is dead.
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I am super rich, and I have absolutely no regrets about anything I’ve done.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.

You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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I did not initially think lego's avatar was a pokemon.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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My avatar is not based on a character that bares a great resemblance to a certain Pokémon.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.

You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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Clearly, Legotron's avatar is Bartok the Bat.
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Fun fact: Aqua means Subscribe to Just a Pancake in German
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I didn’t get that reference.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.

You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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German pancakes are heavily subscribed and enjoy a wide circulation, largely the territories formally governed by the Hapsburg Empire.
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