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Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 1:45 pm
by lasthunter
fred is lucky's brother.....he makes the brown parts....

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Sat May 18, 2013 3:11 am
by Hlaoroo
Marshmallows are made by pressing clouds into a mould and adding glycerine and gelatine.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 8:42 am
by lasthunter
clouds are made up of frosting and cotton candy when they pass through candy land.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 9:40 pm
by Serence Frostbite
the thing that made up cotton candy and the cotton we use to make our clothes is actually the same thing

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 8:00 am
by Hlaoroo
Sudokus were invented as a fortune-telling device in 14th century Albania.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 9:32 am
by Crystalwind
Prometheus was originally said to have given humanity plaid. It just got mistranslated to fire in later tellings of the legend.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 10:21 pm
by Hlaoroo
Pandora's box actually contained Pandora's gear because she was moving house. The Greek historians just thought that was too boring and menial so they spiced it up a little.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 10:47 pm
by Argent
Blue and white indicator LEDs actually improve the performance of computers.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 11:05 pm
by Crystalwind
LEDs were first designed as a way to be able to use telekinesis on sandwiches. Things didn't exactly work out.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 12:47 am
by Hlaoroo
LED actually stands for "Love Emitting Diode" because after the sandwich fiasco they tried to use them to replicate the effects of Cupid's arrows. Needless to say, this idea didn't fare any better than the sandwiches.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 5:01 am
by Argent
It was almost named "The Original XBox. No Really, I Mean The First One With The Huge Controller", but it didn't test well.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 7:08 am
by Hlaoroo
They call them XBoxes because, as with X-Rays, when they were discovered, no one really knew how they worked.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 7:42 am
by Argent
Dean Martin originally intended the line to be "When an eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a moray".

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 8:34 am
by Hlaoroo
The inspiration for the comb-over hairdo came when somebody pointed to an apostrophe and asked "What's that comma over the 's'?".

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 1:39 pm
by Crystalwind
Questions involving apostrophes also inspired Pluto being reclassified as not a planet, Popsicles, space travel, the letter "Q", and the tutu.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 1:43 pm
by Argent
The last remaining source of Illudium Phosdex (the shaving cream atom) is Planet X.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 11:17 am
by Hlaoroo
Basketball was originally played with pumpkins but as they couldn't easily be dribbled, the game consisted of a lot more throwing and a lot less running.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 11:48 am
by Argent
Oranges are the best source for Vitamin C.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 11:49 am
by Hlaoroo
Spinach is very high in iron and it will help you grow stronger.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:42 am
by GeckoZY
Cracking your knuckles regularly can give you arthritis.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 4:09 am
by Argent
There is a secret US military base in the high plateau in Antarctica, it's there to hide and protect an ancient pre-human artifact that contains a doorway to another world.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 9:21 am
by Hlaoroo
I gave Argent the idea for that last post.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 9:23 am
by Kyuunado
Hlaoroo was sacked from the secret service for divulging information such as this.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 9:27 am
by Hlaoroo
Kyuubi actually has ten tails. The tenth is just a spare in case one of the others gets a puncture.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 9:33 am
by Argent
It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 9:54 am
by Hlaoroo
Isn't that true? It's called Spontaneous Human Combustion. Unless you're referring to the release of natural gasses produced by bacteria after death in which case it's called gross.


The colour red dosen't actually exist. What we see as red is actuall the product of too much green light combined reacting with chocolate self-saucing pudding molecules within our eye to produce a coatin gof elemental sulphur on the relevant areas of the retina.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 10:58 am
by Crystalwind
This thread is for being completely honest.

Albert Einstein invented the process of painting lemons and then yelling at them to generate power, which is now the most common form of electricity gathering.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:55 am
by Hlaoroo
Thomas Eddison invented the lightbulb and Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:46 am
by Argent
Philo T. Farnsworth invented the subspace drive in 1954, but it's tied up in a patent fight between RCA and IBM.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:52 pm
by Kyuunado
The GameCube had the development name of Dolphin because it was going to be waterproof.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:56 pm
by Crystalwind
The world is made of tiny blocks of cheese.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 1:05 pm
by Argent
The Microwave Oven was invented by Leonardo da Vinci, and was originally powered by cats harnessed to a huge fur brush.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 1:07 pm
by Crystalwind
Microwaves are supposed to cook from the inside out, but they don't because nobody puts them in the food being cooked as originally intended.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:35 pm
by Hlaoroo
Sunflowers are so named not because they face the sun but because they provide the sun's energy requirements, being one of the best natural fusion reactors in the known universe.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 4:38 pm
by Zukio
The reason why silver is supposed to ward away monsters, is that they are afraid of wealth.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 12:38 am
by GeckoZY
Every pie ever eaten or seen never existed. A pi cut of a pie is half a pie. Therefore, all those pies were all lies!

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 2:46 am
by Hlaoroo
The hypotenuse of a triangle squared is equal to the squared sum of the length of both of the other sides.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 8:21 am
by Argent
The long side of the triangle is named after the large Nile River herbivore because the ancient Egyptians used hippos to weight down measuring lines while laying out the pyramids.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 8:52 am
by Hlaoroo
The pyramids were actually the first prototype of the paperweight, the doorstop and the bookend.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:01 am
by CHAOKOCartoons
The sun is actualy an ever growing Ki attack from an alien race that will eventualy be hurled towards the earth when he is done reading the back of every known book in the universe.