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Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 4:08 am
Stonehenge was actually a prototype of Lego.
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Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 8:50 am
The pizza was invented by the ancient Greeks, and then lost for centuries... even the Romans managed to mistake advertising for rapid pizza delivery as athletes throwing discuses.
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Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:33 am
The Colisseum and the Leaning Tower of Pizza are actually the remains of the first prototype of Angry Birds.
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Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:11 am
Prototype is actually the prototype of InFamouse.
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Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:32 am
I once went a year without sleeping AT ALL!
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Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 2:10 pm
I know how the prossess of though works, but if I think about it, I havdeacmgreefhjlutdsoewnfgdsfhsbdvgs
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Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 2:17 pm
There are colors so dangerous that mere possession of them is illegal in 17 countries.
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Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 10:09 pm
Earth gained all of it's water when a planetoid made up of pure water collided to the young earth.
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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 1:26 am
Possession of cinnamon donuts is illegal in 7 separate countries as well as in 3 states of the US.
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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:06 am
Monkeys are illegal pets in most of the former USSR because of their highly radioactive nature from eating too much bananas.
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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:35 am
The "Philip" screwdriver was invented in 1625 by King Philip IV of Spain.
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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:36 pm
Carrot juice is actually a lethal neurotoxin.
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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:40 pm
Rafflesia extracts can cure headaches, colds and hepatitis.
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Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 5:51 am
Toilet paper was originally harvested by cutting toilet paper cane in six inch lengths. The protective bark of this arctic plant naturally grows in a spiral.
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Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 5:53 am
Hlaoroo is a by product of ACME doing generic experiments on cartoon characters.
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Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:11 am
This statement is not a lie, making it a lie because it's not-not-might be-yes-is-not true... I think.....
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Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 5:07 am
Deep in the sun's core live strange alien intelligences of superheated Cajun food. Spicy and gelatinous, tendrils of ionized gumbo and boudin. They are responsible for the hurricanes that nearly destroyed New Orleans.
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Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 5:15 am
The official currency of the USA is actually the Kumquat but nobody has realised it yet.
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Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 1:29 am
That is why it's eleagal to be a kumquat farmer in all states except Hawaii.
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Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 1:31 am
The government of china is kidnapping known artists to try and curb western propaganda.
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Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 5:42 am
It is possible to build a jetpack using string, a washing basket, a rat trap and an asthma inhaler.
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Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 10:33 am
With enough toasters, you can make a home made blackhole!
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Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 12:35 pm
Conversely, with enough black holes you can make a home made toaster.
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Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 10:40 pm
Having two waves of a supernova collide makes cheese!
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Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 11:53 pm
The moon was formed when an ancient comet flung a lot of cows into space. The cows accreted and eventually formed it's own celestial body around earth. All of their milk eventually formed into cheese.
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Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:51 am
Sunglasses actually turn down the sun's dimmer switch, making it less bright and easier to see.
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Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 2:23 am
Contact lenses get rid of all the dust and fog around you, enabling you to see better!
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Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:22 am
If you say "chicken" fast enough it sounds like you're saying turkey.
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Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 8:03 am
People who are addicted to GIFs have a condition called Hypergiflava.
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Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 9:59 am
Mercury has a moon called Giip on which there are lakes of liquid sodium.
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Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:19 am
Hlaoroo is cool. 
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Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:53 am
Hlaoroos taste good.
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Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:55 am
This is the attack the above poster game. Hlaoroos taste bad with sauce.
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Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 11:13 am
Recently a parchment was discovered in a tomb in Egypt which contained what was thought to be the shortest poem ever written - only half a heiroglyph long. Then it was discovered that the ink had just faded and the parchment was actually an early law textbook.
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Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 2:16 pm
The shortest published science fiction story is a shaggy dog story by Larry Niven, about half a page long.
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Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:34 am
I LOVE CINNAMON!
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Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:40 am
Radio works by warping words into another dimension and then releasing them at separate gaps in space-time.
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Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:09 am
Space and time are irrelevant when you have an orange in your left pocket!
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Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:12 am
CHAOKO is perfectly sane.
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Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:27 am
The chicken is listed as the world's most dangerous bird.