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Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:32 am
by Argent
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 1:28 am
by CHAOKOCartoons
I'm :D not :) using ;) any :lol: smiles 8-) in :P this :mrgreen: post :twisted: !

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 7:05 am
by Hlaoroo
The largest bell ever buit weighs in at 950,000kg. Its tone is so deep that it can only be felt and not heard. It's loud and powerful enough that when it's played it registers as an 8 magnitude earthquake on the Richter scale over 1000km away!

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 7:06 am
by Argent
Otters are actual small furry dragons.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 7:27 am
by Hlaoroo
Recent studies have shown that scallops are actually the most intelligent life form on Earth.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 11:11 am
by Kyuunado
Micky mouse will feature in the next Star Wars.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 2:21 pm
by Kitela
With the economy crumbling, engineers have designed a automobile, that instead of running on gasoline, It runs on your hopes and dreams.

(hope I lied right for this game )

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 4:12 pm
by Kyuunado
The Wii sold more than its rival consoles. :lol:

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 11:42 pm
by GeckoZY
GIFs improve browsing speed drastically!

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 11:59 pm
by charmyte
The country of Switzerland actually doesn't exist; it's actually a scientific experiment disguised as a nation.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:11 am
by Serence Frostbite
tofu is actually meat from an underground (yes , underground ) fish

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:15 am
by CHAOKOCartoons
Not only is there a north and south Dakota, but there is also a Weast Dakota just weast of Virginia! (and yes, weast is an actual direction)

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:18 am
by Kyuunado
You can see better in the dark than in the light, you just don't realize it.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 3:00 am
by Hlaoroo
Shins have evolved over thousands of years for the sole purpose of finding solid objects in the dark. Toes have evolved for a similar purpose.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:24 am
by CHAOKOCartoons
If your fast enough, you can catch a lightning bolt. It's also quite healthy for you...

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:44 am
by Serence Frostbite
the lighting bolts we see are actually the after images of a race of super speed , eel-like creatures that fly in the sky , but eat bugs and little critters , and take their water from the clouds , mostly rain clouds , the "thunder" is the sonic boom created when they speed up and attack their preys , they also known for producing electricity as a mean to paralyze their prey and defend themselves , like the electric eels

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:03 am
by Kyuunado
The proper name for these creatures is Serris.
Seen here:
http://metroid.wikia.com/wiki/Serris
(I am perpetuating a lie! Whahahaha-*chokes*)

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:41 am
by Hlaoroo
The first kebab was invented by King Henry VIII when, still hungry after eating a boar's leg, he ordered the cooks to just "Bring me whole darn spit!"

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:52 pm
by CHAOKOCartoons
You are not reading this, but if you are, then you shouldn't see a bar bellow this text. So in other words, your still not reading.
BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 3:53 am
by Hlaoroo
Yoda is the only being in the known universe to use prooper grammar when he speaks.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 12:41 am
by CHAOKOCartoons
"Friday" is the best selling scremo song of 2011

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 1:12 am
by Kyuunado
The cake is not a lie.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:09 am
by Argent
"Superman" first appeared in an epic poem by Plato, where he was the son of Zeus and an aqueduct.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:49 am
by GeckoZY
Mar's surface is covered with tomato sauce from an earler attempt to create a planetary sized pizza. Olympus Mons was one of the oddly shaped pepperoni.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:46 am
by Hlaoroo
Before the invention of the lightbulb, when people got an idea, a candle or an oil lamp would appear above their head. Before that it was the sun.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 4:02 am
by CHAOKOCartoons
That is why people go to sleep at night, since the suns not up they can't have a complete thought. So they dream about the sun so that they can have ideas in their sleep.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:59 am
by Hlaoroo
Gravity is actually a lie. The entire Earth is covered with glue, the stick strands of which pull everything back like elastic like you see in the cartoons and that is why things fall back to Earth - because they are glued there. One day the glue factories will run out of supplies and then the universe will just float out into space since there's nothing to hold it together.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:23 am
by Render
Oh, these are all nice facts. Some way too nice to believe.

But I discovered a lie here:
serence ice fox wrote:tofu is actually meat from an underground (yes , underground ) fish
Tofus are not fish and they also do not live underground. An eyewitness has drawn the situation he say while visiting the farm:
Image
Translation:
While visiting the organic farm a nasty surprise waited for the vegetarians and vegans.
And these here are our Tofus.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 10:59 pm
by CHAOKOCartoons
2+2 has been proven to equal:

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:50 pm
by RatHead
I"M RIIIICH ************

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 10:11 am
by Render
The textadventure Zork has won an award for the best ingame graphics in 1980.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:55 am
by RatHead
I am on a supercomputer right now and i am just a program called Cleverbot

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 3:03 am
by Hlaoroo
The "1812 Overture" was originally written to involve the sound of falling trees rather than cannons but Rachmaninov (who really wrote the song) quickly realised that forests were dwindling at an alarming rate due to rehearsals of the piece so he changed it to cannons instead. This also allowed the piece to be played much faster as one did not have to sit through the tedious process of felling a tree via a handsaw during every bar in the finale.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 3:07 am
by Deske
The real reason NASA was created was not to get to the moon but to bring the first piece of chicken for the race of Moonpeople to feast on in order to appease them so as to have them not eat humans. NASA actually stand for No Actual Space Adventures.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 3:10 am
by Hlaoroo
The original incarnation of the "1812 Overture" also explains why there are few forests left in England - Rachmaninov was actually British and wrote the song at his summer house in Lancashire.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:02 pm
by Douglas Collier
Stuffed animal toys were invented in Ancient Egypt: Mummified jackals and lion cubs were popular with the young Egyptian royalty, and peasants began bribing priests to mummify mice, desert foxes, and frogs for their children to play with.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 12:50 am
by Hlaoroo
Potato chips originally were fried potato peels and not the flesh because they were invented when a cook accidentally dropped the peels into the deep fryer instead of the rubbish bin.
Once he found he liked them, he also tried deep frying carrot peel and soggy lettuce leaves but they didn't work so well which is why chips are made from potatoes today.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 5:11 am
by Saturn381
Pizza was created by a baker named Raffaele Esposito in Germany.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 12:47 pm
by Douglas Collier
Quolls are descended from an ancient experiment by alien furries to create a perfect cat/mouse/kangaroo hybrid.

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 8:21 pm
by Render
Douglas Collier wrote:Quolls are descended from an ancient experiment by alien furries to create a perfect cat/mouse/kangaroo hybrid.
Those aliens have been the Sulenxi.