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Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 1:07 am
by Hlaoroo
Aye. Were I a cop and were you English I'd send you to Old Bailey for that and get you the Max-imum sentence!

(For those who don't know, Old Bailey is London's most famous courthouse.)

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:38 pm
by JonnyNova
That Pun-ishment seems a bit extreme to me, but I'm not exzachly an expert on these things.

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2015 9:48 am
by GameCobra
Seriously? I thought this topic was gone. X3

All these puns and no sauce to add to the onions. X3

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2015 8:57 pm
by Buster
Maybe i myst it but where was the pun in that post?

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 6:04 am
by Punchy
I went to sea a sturgeon just for the halibut, I left with a bad haddock.

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2015 12:33 am
by Buster
Oh that one was just Baa-d. I've Goat to get you back for posting that.

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2015 5:34 pm
by JonnyNova
Punchy wrote:I went to sea a sturgeon just for the halibut, I left with a bad haddock.
Are you shore that was a reel sturgeon?

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 9:06 pm
by ShadowLightning
So there were two guys who were gonna go and hang out, one of them had a beard. Before he left his house, he shaved it all off. Once the two of them met, the other guy asked, "Hey, what happened to your beard?" And the other guy replied... "It disabeard."

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 3:23 pm
by tsMKG
Let's count to Feet-Fee

Wan, Too, Try, Fur, Fine, Six, Seven, Age, Nine, Teen
Elevator, T-Wolves...

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 4:16 am
by Punchy
Be nice to the pie or it'll get discrusted, and feel desserted, and that would be off-pudding.

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2015 10:08 pm
by Buster
that one was actually quite humerus.

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2015 11:38 pm
by tsMKG
Punchy gonna punch in your face

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2015 5:00 pm
by Buster
(okay, where's the pun in that? that just sounds like a regular threat...)

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2015 6:46 pm
by tsMKG
The pun in Punchy is that his punny name start with a punch, that's the punny pun, or whatever pun do you want in Punchy's punny pun name.

short answer: Punchy

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 6:01 pm
by Czukay
My Calculus teacher... Secant teach at all...

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2015 7:57 pm
by Buster
Oh, you think you're being Acute?!

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2015 9:12 pm
by Czukay
Buster wrote:Oh, you think you're being Acute?!
Alas, tis a sine of my demise.

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 3:31 pm
by CosmicCoyote
Czukay wrote:
Buster wrote:Oh, you think you're being Acute?!
Alas, tis a sine of my demise.
Let's get off this tangent.

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 4:58 pm
by Buster
yeah, I guess those puns were getting a bit nurbsy. but I think they're pollygon now.

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 5:13 pm
by tsMKG
Just don't go at high speed because it might cause really warpy textures. Also use some perspective correction.

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 2:48 pm
by GreatKitsune
This game is pun. I don't think it gets any dumber than that.

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 8:26 am
by Render

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 4:59 am
by Punchy
A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies "no, I'm traveling light".

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 12:44 pm
by ArcWolf
I c you made a physics joke.

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 1:50 pm
by tsMKG
"Can you buy me a gingerbread, daddy?"
"No because otherwise you won't eat this night"
"Can you buy me a book, daddy?"
"No because otherwise you won't eat this week"

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2016 3:05 am
by ShadowLightning
Did you hear about that guy who had a job crushing soda cans all day? It was Soda Pressing.

What did the lumberjack say when he didn't know what tree to cut down next? "I'm stumped."

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2016 5:49 am
by Punchy
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 9:37 am
by GreatKitsune
My doctor gave me a quiz to test his patients.

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 9:57 am
by tsMKG
Why patients are called that way?

Because they need too much patience to wait hours in the waiting room.

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 4:48 am
by CosmicCoyote
I find it hard doing laundry for nuns. I'm always picking up their dirty habits.

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 8:39 am
by trekkie
What did the big bucket say to the small bucket?

You look a little pail.

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You stay here I'll go on ahead.

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2016 6:14 pm
by Unusuallynamedperson
I was typing the other day and then I found something

....

The keyboard!

*true story actually*

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 9:55 pm
by Buster
So lets see what we can do to get this thread rolling again, Ice bet we can have it going full tilt in snow time.

just try not to Fall behind If you Wint 'er to keep going this time.

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 8:43 am
by Hlaoroo
James Bond was pulled over for drunk driving. His vehicle? An Aston Martini!

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 12:11 pm
by aBritishfox
I'm sure he was shaken from the experience; but I'm sure he was let off as he doesn't like to be stirred up.

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 11:08 am
by Buster
Hey guess what? I have a boat! the price wasn't too bad cause it was on Sail.

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 2:03 am
by Hlaoroo
Would a silly sketch of everyone's favourite fox be a Kari-cature?

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:43 pm
by Buster
I dunno, that one was okay, but there's got to be bunnier puns out there.

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 4:39 pm
by NHWestoN
Clearly, faster and more rabbit responses are needed...

Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 10:01 pm
by Buster
I can Hare-ly wait.