Housepets!

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:02 am**

Possibly.

I can't hold more than 4 jars in my hands. Can you?

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:03 am**

Depends on the jar.
I can watch titanic and not cry, can you?

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2013 3:04 am**

Yep.

I can't watch "Marley & Me" without crying. Can you?

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2013 3:09 am**

No. Not even nearly.

I can bend my elbow backwards. Can you?

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2013 3:43 am**

Not a chance.

I can't lick my elbow. Can you?

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2013 8:47 am**

I don't think anyone can (^^ ')

I can estimate how much time has passed without looking at a watch or a clock, with an error of +- 5 minutes. Can you?

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2013 11:21 pm**

Not without failing 50 times first!

I can absorb static electricity with my hair, can you?

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2013 11:28 pm**

Nah.

I can't draw Anime. Can you?

Posted: **Sat Jun 22, 2013 12:01 am**

No.

I can draw a fairly accurate world map without looking at one. Can you?

Posted: **Sat Jun 22, 2013 1:03 am**

Uh NO.
I can't draw, can you?

Posted: **Sat Jun 22, 2013 1:06 am**

Uh, YES.

I cant pick locks, can you?

Posted: **Sat Jun 22, 2013 1:07 am**

Yes, it's a... Key... Skill?

I can make verrrry poor jokes at bad times, can you?

Posted: **Sat Jun 22, 2013 5:35 am**

I can make them at any time.

I can't swim very strongly. Can you?

Posted: **Sat Jun 22, 2013 8:31 am**

I can swim moderately.
I can't back flip, can you?

Posted: **Sat Jun 22, 2013 10:39 am**

Let me try!

*crack*

I... need a... chiropractor...

I can't create good song remixes. Can you?

Posted: **Sat Jun 22, 2013 12:42 pm**

Nope.

I can't use photoshop. Can you?

Posted: **Sat Jun 22, 2013 12:57 pm**

I can.

I can do video editing. Can you?

Posted: **Sat Jun 22, 2013 2:34 pm**

Yes, but I haven't done it in a while.
I can't work in groups at all. Can you?

Posted: **Sat Jun 22, 2013 10:32 pm**

In video games, YES. In real life, NO.
I can beat a greenbelt in karate, can you?

Posted: **Sun Jun 23, 2013 3:51 am**

In a sparring contest, no. In other things, it depends.

I can extend a simple sentence into a single paragraph, even if it might be grammatically redundant. Can you?

Posted: **Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:35 am**

Probably.

I can iron. Can you?

Posted: **Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:10 am**

I never actually tried ironing mine. XD
Wrinkled clothes!

I can't parkour. Can you?

Posted: **Sun Jun 23, 2013 9:37 am**

No.

I can't yodel. Can you?

Posted: **Mon Jun 24, 2013 2:20 am**

Yes, but I sound like THEE most idiotic person in the world.

I can't fly in any way, can you?

Posted: **Mon Jun 24, 2013 5:18 am**

Yes. Sometimes I fly.
I can't dance unless I'm in a mosh-pit.
Can you?

Posted: **Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:19 am**

I like to think I can.

I can safely hold a snake, a lizard and a crocodile. Can you?

Posted: **Mon Jun 24, 2013 8:56 am**

I've never even hold them ever. Safely? I don't think so xD

I can't go through a day without having my serving of fresh vegetables. Can you?

Posted: **Mon Jun 24, 2013 9:52 am**

Yes.

I can't use a chainsaw. Can you?

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:39 am**

No, I never had the chance. Table saw, yes; chainsaw, never.

I can eat raw chili peppers, even if I do suffer horribly afterwards. Can you?

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:17 am**

Yeah, the results are pretty much the same too...
I can make gourmet out of ramen soup, can you?

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:19 am**

Yes, it is awesome!
I can eat food for weeks and not tire of eating the same thing, can you?

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:29 am**

Ugh, no! @_@ I'll be dead way before that, I need variety in my eating experience :3

I can't do cartwheels (I tried, to no avail). Can you?

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:38 am**

Nope!
I can never find a good place to put my stuff, can you?

Posted: **Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:29 pm**

Yes.

I can keep my closet clean, can you?

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:58 am**

Yes.

I can clean my room and toilet in less than 40 minutes. Can you?

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2013 7:55 am**

Never tried.

I can't write neatly. Can you?

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:40 am**

I can, just give me a very long time to do so.

I can use chopsticks, can you?

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:43 am**

Yep.

I can remember when floppy disks were all the rage. Can you?

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:28 am**

Yes. I still have several floppy disks with my older games. I don't know why I keep them.

I can't determine the note of the tone from just listening. Can you?

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:55 am**

Sometimes. I'm not brilliant at it.

I can't speak German. Can you?

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