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I'm the demigod who fixes the rip in time.

(I'm a DEMIGOD!! :lol: )
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I am the spell that backfires on the demigod
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I'm the mirror demigod that backfires the backfiring.
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So you attacked your own spell? :lol:

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I'm the television channel that cancelled SpongeBob.
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I am the cable guy who accidentally destroyed all of your broadcasting stations in five seconds flat.
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I'm the lawyer that put the cable guy in jail.

(Does this go in the actual arc? :lol: )
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I am the arc which trashed the lawyer

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I'm the Keene that changed the arc :lol:
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I'm the father that died on Keene...to dark?
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I'm the Rick Griffin that removed that scene.
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I'm the error in the program he uses that crashed in the middle of making the webcomic :o

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I'm the backup file that saved the comic from that crash.
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I am the criminal who stole the backup
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I'm the banana peel in wich the criminal slipped on.
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I am the janitor who cleaned up the banana peel.
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I'm the car that ran over the janitor.
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I am the suspension that died on the car
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I'm the mage that revived the suspension.
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I'm the evil sorcerer that overwhelmed the mage.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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I'm the raspberry eskimo færy that beat the wizard with giant metal #'s until he turned into a cat and started a talk show with a dimension-hopping walrus.
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I'm the doctor that tells you that you forgot again to take the pills :geek:
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I'm the apple the doctor choked on.
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I'm the Google who defeated Apple :lol:
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I'm the hyena that ate google.
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I'm the truck that captured the hyena.
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I'm the speed bump that ruined the truck
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I'm the speed bump that destroyed the speed bump (why can't speed bumps go fast??! :( )
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I am in charge of the road crew that fixed up that section of road.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
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I am the protestor that stopped the road repairs
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I am the corporation that paid those people to protest. >:D (And then told them to stop)
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I'm the news reporter that reports the bribing.
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I'm the bribing that bribed the reporter xD
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I am the mofia, who 'politely' asked the bribing to stop. (It was getting in the way of his 'business'.)
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I'm the corrupt cop that shoots the mafia :lol:
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I'm the cops boss who fires him.
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I'm the donought that distracted the cops boss
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I'm the doughnuts that made the donought hyperactive.
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I am the sprinkles that fell on the ground
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I am the dog who went all out on eating those sprinkles. (Yum!)
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