Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

For playing all sorts of silly I-don't-know-whats

Moderators: Render, ArcWolf

Post Reply
User avatar
Deske
Posts: 4357
Joined: Sat Jul 05, 2014 3:21 am
Location: Pacific Southwest, warmer than the midwest...

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by Deske »

Well first you take a dog and a cat *ramble*

Why is the jelly a jam?
MrNeonShot
Posts: 5196
Joined: Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:28 pm
Location: Texas

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by MrNeonShot »

Because making jelly a vegetable would be dumb...?

Why can't I fly?
This user is probably dead here. You can find me on Skype by the same username to see if I'm not actually dead.
User avatar
Deske
Posts: 4357
Joined: Sat Jul 05, 2014 3:21 am
Location: Pacific Southwest, warmer than the midwest...

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by Deske »

Birds took it all

Why is the ground called the ground?
User avatar
ArcWolf
Just An Arc
Posts: 536
Joined: Thu Mar 20, 2014 4:39 pm
Location: Anywhere.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by ArcWolf »

You mean the lower plane of feet stomping?


If Janet travels on a train Southbound at 43 m/s and Jessica travels on a trail Northbound at 38 m/s how long until someone realizes that rail travel in the inner-city kind of sucks?
Just an Arc
User avatar
herobrineharry
Posts: 174
Joined: Wed Jun 11, 2014 10:44 pm
Location: not directly behind you.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by herobrineharry »

When the headcrabs tree.

Does the black moon howl?
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
  Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
  Rode the six hundred.
User avatar
Deske
Posts: 4357
Joined: Sat Jul 05, 2014 3:21 am
Location: Pacific Southwest, warmer than the midwest...

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by Deske »

Only with the tangelos.

When does the midnight fruit bloom.
MrNeonShot
Posts: 5196
Joined: Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:28 pm
Location: Texas

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by MrNeonShot »

Just a little after 2am. Who knew? :D

Who wants to jump into a massive pile of twinkies?
This user is probably dead here. You can find me on Skype by the same username to see if I'm not actually dead.
User avatar
herobrineharry
Posts: 174
Joined: Wed Jun 11, 2014 10:44 pm
Location: not directly behind you.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by herobrineharry »

Cthulu is waffle.

Does BACON eternal priest numbly?
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
  Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
  Rode the six hundred.
User avatar
aBritishfox
Posts: 293
Joined: Thu Nov 28, 2013 3:34 am
Location: Next to a pool or by a pump

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by aBritishfox »

No, all my bacon got were shaped like the number 9...or was it an upside down 6 :|

Why is food edible
Did you know my friends call me "The Great Pontificator"! Or was it "The Great Time Waster"?

twitter: https://twitter.com/aBritishfox

Sometimes, being a Sentient Inflatable means air is the only answer for true happiness
User avatar
VEB152
Posts: 249
Joined: Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:37 pm
Location: Land of vowels with dashes and consonants with commas

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by VEB152 »

Because sniffable food is not enough sometimes.

...May I ask a stupid question? :roll:
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
MrNeonShot
Posts: 5196
Joined: Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:28 pm
Location: Texas

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by MrNeonShot »

Only if you get a stupid answer in reply!

Will King ever find Bailey?
This user is probably dead here. You can find me on Skype by the same username to see if I'm not actually dead.
SergeiTheFox
Posts: 274
Joined: Sat May 24, 2014 9:23 am
Location: The nth Dimension

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by SergeiTheFox »

Yes, but only when she kisses Bino

Why is the sky so soft?
oh hey look more text

now it looks pretty

and slanted uwu


I check this profile like once a year or so, so if you need to reach me I'm on telegram @awootimestwo
MrNeonShot
Posts: 5196
Joined: Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:28 pm
Location: Texas

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by MrNeonShot »

SergeiTheFox wrote:Yes, but only when she kisses Bino...
SergeiTheFox wrote:only when she kisses Bino...
SergeiTheFox wrote:when she kisses Bino...
Poof, your gone.
SergeiTheFox wrote:Why is the sky so soft?
We couldn't fit the bricks in the sky :/

Isn't gravity useless?
This user is probably dead here. You can find me on Skype by the same username to see if I'm not actually dead.
User avatar
Deske
Posts: 4357
Joined: Sat Jul 05, 2014 3:21 am
Location: Pacific Southwest, warmer than the midwest...

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by Deske »

Only on Mondays.

Why is space travel not just called magic?
MrNeonShot
Posts: 5196
Joined: Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:28 pm
Location: Texas

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by MrNeonShot »

Because its more like Wibbly wobbly... timey wimey... stuff...

What is the Doctor's name?
This user is probably dead here. You can find me on Skype by the same username to see if I'm not actually dead.
User avatar
herobrineharry
Posts: 174
Joined: Wed Jun 11, 2014 10:44 pm
Location: not directly behind you.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by herobrineharry »

Pete.

IS GRAPENUT REAL
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
  Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
  Rode the six hundred.
User avatar
ArcWolf
Just An Arc
Posts: 536
Joined: Thu Mar 20, 2014 4:39 pm
Location: Anywhere.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by ArcWolf »

Yes.



I have my tongue stuck on one of the blades of my fan; what do I do?
Just an Arc
User avatar
Deske
Posts: 4357
Joined: Sat Jul 05, 2014 3:21 am
Location: Pacific Southwest, warmer than the midwest...

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by Deske »

Play the banjo until the space whale saves your mouth appendage.

Do I...internet?
MrNeonShot
Posts: 5196
Joined: Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:28 pm
Location: Texas

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by MrNeonShot »

No, the internet does you!

Ever heard of saxophone's?
This user is probably dead here. You can find me on Skype by the same username to see if I'm not actually dead.
SergeiTheFox
Posts: 274
Joined: Sat May 24, 2014 9:23 am
Location: The nth Dimension

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by SergeiTheFox »

The last one I saw, I beat with my trumpet

Why don't I see Monty Python on tv in the US?
oh hey look more text

now it looks pretty

and slanted uwu


I check this profile like once a year or so, so if you need to reach me I'm on telegram @awootimestwo
User avatar
herobrineharry
Posts: 174
Joined: Wed Jun 11, 2014 10:44 pm
Location: not directly behind you.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by herobrineharry »

THE NETWORKS SHALL SUFFER FOR ETERNITY

Can this post can't not post be yes waffle fleet manatee?
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
  Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
  Rode the six hundred.
User avatar
Punchy
Posts: 910
Joined: Tue Jul 24, 2012 1:26 pm
Location: Cascadia

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by Punchy »

I don't word salad...

What does word salad taste like?
Panda Panda Panda
MrNeonShot
Posts: 5196
Joined: Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:28 pm
Location: Texas

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by MrNeonShot »

It tastes like a dictionary with a bit of thesaurus in the mix.

Can I use soap as a salad dressing?
This user is probably dead here. You can find me on Skype by the same username to see if I'm not actually dead.
User avatar
VEB152
Posts: 249
Joined: Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:37 pm
Location: Land of vowels with dashes and consonants with commas

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by VEB152 »

Only if you can make laces out of it for the dress.

What is bigger, 5 or 15?
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
User avatar
ArcWolf
Just An Arc
Posts: 536
Joined: Thu Mar 20, 2014 4:39 pm
Location: Anywhere.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by ArcWolf »

5 or 15 what?


A particle moves along the line x(t)=-15t^2-2t+4
how long until you ask yourself how that pineapple managed to find its way into your lung?
Just an Arc
MrNeonShot
Posts: 5196
Joined: Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:28 pm
Location: Texas

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by MrNeonShot »

*gurgle gurgle gurgle*

How do I pull this pineapple out?!
This user is probably dead here. You can find me on Skype by the same username to see if I'm not actually dead.
User avatar
Render
Wanna play a game?
Posts: 12355
Joined: Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:14 pm
Location: Germany, Europe, Terra

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by Render »

Would it help if I would kick your butt?

Would that really help?
ImageIf life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila.

Image Image
ImageImageImage
MrNeonShot
Posts: 5196
Joined: Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:28 pm
Location: Texas

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by MrNeonShot »

*gurgle* yes! *gurgle gurgle*
This user is probably dead here. You can find me on Skype by the same username to see if I'm not actually dead.
User avatar
herobrineharry
Posts: 174
Joined: Wed Jun 11, 2014 10:44 pm
Location: not directly behind you.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by herobrineharry »

Where your question?

Can valve not make 3?
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
  Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
  Rode the six hundred.
User avatar
Saturn381
Posts: 4718
Joined: Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:03 pm
Location: Clifton Forge, VA

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by Saturn381 »

No, they make 4.

Why are there no lips in tulips?
Image
User avatar
Bucky-Roo
Posts: 321
Joined: Sun Aug 24, 2014 5:41 pm
Location: Yes.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by Bucky-Roo »

They actually have two-lips.
Where is the end of a rainbow?
Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
User avatar
Douglas Collier
Posts: 3397
Joined: Wed Jul 30, 2014 10:35 pm
Location: Housepets! Universe - Babylon Gardens

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by Douglas Collier »

Which one? :shock:
What's black and white and blue all over?
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
User avatar
Saturn381
Posts: 4718
Joined: Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:03 pm
Location: Clifton Forge, VA

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by Saturn381 »

Oreos with ketchup.

If you were to sit in a chair and put a goat to sleep, what would you call that?
Image
User avatar
aBritishfox
Posts: 293
Joined: Thu Nov 28, 2013 3:34 am
Location: Next to a pool or by a pump

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by aBritishfox »

Goat Simulator

Why is Today like Yesterday?
Did you know my friends call me "The Great Pontificator"! Or was it "The Great Time Waster"?

twitter: https://twitter.com/aBritishfox

Sometimes, being a Sentient Inflatable means air is the only answer for true happiness
User avatar
Render
Wanna play a game?
Posts: 12355
Joined: Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:14 pm
Location: Germany, Europe, Terra

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by Render »

Because it's night already.

Why is it night?
ImageIf life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila.

Image Image
ImageImageImage
User avatar
Douglas Collier
Posts: 3397
Joined: Wed Jul 30, 2014 10:35 pm
Location: Housepets! Universe - Babylon Gardens

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by Douglas Collier »

Because it's not day.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
User avatar
Deske
Posts: 4357
Joined: Sat Jul 05, 2014 3:21 am
Location: Pacific Southwest, warmer than the midwest...

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by Deske »

Because the floor is lava

Why did April turn to June?
User avatar
Crux
Posts: 166
Joined: Mon Nov 11, 2013 3:23 am
Location: Under your bed

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by Crux »

Because March ate February.

If I touch this pot of boiling oil, would my muffins rise?
Despite What You've been told... I once had a soul.
Left somewhere behind...
~~Avatar by MrAxolatte~!!
User avatar
Render
Wanna play a game?
Posts: 12355
Joined: Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:14 pm
Location: Germany, Europe, Terra

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by Render »

Muffins only rise in easterly winds.

What happens if you drop an iceberg into a volcano?
ImageIf life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila.

Image Image
ImageImageImage
User avatar
Douglas Collier
Posts: 3397
Joined: Wed Jul 30, 2014 10:35 pm
Location: Housepets! Universe - Babylon Gardens

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by Douglas Collier »

You get an iceberg inside a volcano. :|
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
Post Reply