Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
- Deske
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Well first you take a dog and a cat *ramble*
Why is the jelly a jam?
Why is the jelly a jam?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because making jelly a vegetable would be dumb...?
Why can't I fly?
Why can't I fly?
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- Deske
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Birds took it all
Why is the ground called the ground?
Why is the ground called the ground?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
You mean the lower plane of feet stomping?
If Janet travels on a train Southbound at 43 m/s and Jessica travels on a trail Northbound at 38 m/s how long until someone realizes that rail travel in the inner-city kind of sucks?
If Janet travels on a train Southbound at 43 m/s and Jessica travels on a trail Northbound at 38 m/s how long until someone realizes that rail travel in the inner-city kind of sucks?
Just an Arc
- herobrineharry
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
When the headcrabs tree.
Does the black moon howl?
Does the black moon howl?
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
- Deske
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Only with the tangelos.
When does the midnight fruit bloom.
When does the midnight fruit bloom.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Just a little after 2am. Who knew?
Who wants to jump into a massive pile of twinkies?
Who wants to jump into a massive pile of twinkies?
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- herobrineharry
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Cthulu is waffle.
Does BACON eternal priest numbly?
Does BACON eternal priest numbly?
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
- aBritishfox
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
No, all my bacon got were shaped like the number 9...or was it an upside down 6
Why is food edible
Why is food edible
Did you know my friends call me "The Great Pontificator"! Or was it "The Great Time Waster"?
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Sometimes, being a Sentient Inflatable means air is the only answer for true happiness
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Sometimes, being a Sentient Inflatable means air is the only answer for true happiness
- VEB152
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because sniffable food is not enough sometimes.
...May I ask a stupid question?
...May I ask a stupid question?
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Only if you get a stupid answer in reply!
Will King ever find Bailey?
Will King ever find Bailey?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Yes, but only when she kisses Bino
Why is the sky so soft?
Why is the sky so soft?
oh hey look more text
now it looks pretty
and slanted uwu
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now it looks pretty
and slanted uwu
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Poof, your gone.SergeiTheFox wrote:Yes, but only when she kisses Bino...SergeiTheFox wrote:only when she kisses Bino...SergeiTheFox wrote:when she kisses Bino...
We couldn't fit the bricks in the sky :/SergeiTheFox wrote:Why is the sky so soft?
Isn't gravity useless?
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- Deske
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Only on Mondays.
Why is space travel not just called magic?
Why is space travel not just called magic?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because its more like Wibbly wobbly... timey wimey... stuff...
What is the Doctor's name?
What is the Doctor's name?
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- herobrineharry
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Pete.
IS GRAPENUT REAL
IS GRAPENUT REAL
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Just an Arc
- Deske
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Play the banjo until the space whale saves your mouth appendage.
Do I...internet?
Do I...internet?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
No, the internet does you!
Ever heard of saxophone's?
Ever heard of saxophone's?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
The last one I saw, I beat with my trumpet
Why don't I see Monty Python on tv in the US?
Why don't I see Monty Python on tv in the US?
oh hey look more text
now it looks pretty
and slanted uwu
I check this profile like once a year or so, so if you need to reach me I'm on telegram @awootimestwo
now it looks pretty
and slanted uwu
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- herobrineharry
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
THE NETWORKS SHALL SUFFER FOR ETERNITY
Can this post can't not post be yes waffle fleet manatee?
Can this post can't not post be yes waffle fleet manatee?
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
I don't word salad...
What does word salad taste like?
What does word salad taste like?
Panda Panda Panda
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
It tastes like a dictionary with a bit of thesaurus in the mix.
Can I use soap as a salad dressing?
Can I use soap as a salad dressing?
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- VEB152
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Only if you can make laces out of it for the dress.
What is bigger, 5 or 15?
What is bigger, 5 or 15?
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
5 or 15 what?
A particle moves along the line x(t)=-15t^2-2t+4
how long until you ask yourself how that pineapple managed to find its way into your lung?
A particle moves along the line x(t)=-15t^2-2t+4
how long until you ask yourself how that pineapple managed to find its way into your lung?
Just an Arc
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
*gurgle gurgle gurgle*
How do I pull this pineapple out?!
How do I pull this pineapple out?!
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Would it help if I would kick your butt?
Would that really help?
Would that really help?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
*gurgle* yes! *gurgle gurgle*
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- herobrineharry
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Where your question?
Can valve not make 3?
Can valve not make 3?
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
No, they make 4.
Why are there no lips in tulips?
Why are there no lips in tulips?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
They actually have two-lips.
Where is the end of a rainbow?
Where is the end of a rainbow?
Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
- Douglas Collier
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Which one?
What's black and white and blue all over?
What's black and white and blue all over?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Oreos with ketchup.
If you were to sit in a chair and put a goat to sleep, what would you call that?
If you were to sit in a chair and put a goat to sleep, what would you call that?
- aBritishfox
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Goat Simulator
Why is Today like Yesterday?
Why is Today like Yesterday?
Did you know my friends call me "The Great Pontificator"! Or was it "The Great Time Waster"?
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Sometimes, being a Sentient Inflatable means air is the only answer for true happiness
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Sometimes, being a Sentient Inflatable means air is the only answer for true happiness
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because it's night already.
Why is it night?
Why is it night?
- Douglas Collier
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because it's not day.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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- Deske
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because the floor is lava
Why did April turn to June?
Why did April turn to June?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because March ate February.
If I touch this pot of boiling oil, would my muffins rise?
If I touch this pot of boiling oil, would my muffins rise?
Despite What You've been told... I once had a soul.
Left somewhere behind...
~~Avatar by MrAxolatte~!!
Left somewhere behind...
~~Avatar by MrAxolatte~!!
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Muffins only rise in easterly winds.
What happens if you drop an iceberg into a volcano?
What happens if you drop an iceberg into a volcano?
- Douglas Collier
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
You get an iceberg inside a volcano.
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.