Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:50 am

A dollar.

What comes to mind when I say the word ska?

Post by **Render** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 6:22 am

A Swedish (or was it Finnish) paper company. Even if they're written SCA.

Why do you think that I pay for gas in Dollar?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:27 pm

Because America rocks!

Does Diss only post when somebody's done something wrong?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:11 am

No silly, he only posts when it's Dissing time.

What's the purple stuff in the Sunny D commercials.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 9:58 am

Reprocessed letters from complaints department.

Why is it so difficult to find a decent city map?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 10:23 am

Because you're not looking hard enough.

Does Rick enjoy drawing Housepets!, or has it become tedious to him?

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Fri Feb 20, 2015 12:12 am

No or yes... IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND
Are you jealous that I don't have to go to school tomorrow?

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Fri Feb 20, 2015 1:31 am

Yes, that can comprehend the concept of 'tomorrow'.

What can you rehydrate with minimal damage?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:33 pm

Broccoli.

How do they make ice cream?

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:39 pm

They put cream in the ice tray in the freezer.
Who did Horton hear?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:51 pm

Rainbows.

Where are the two lips in tulips?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 11:15 pm

Saturn381 wrote:Where are the two lips in tulips?

There -----------------^

Why did Hlaoroo choose to make a quoll his fursona?

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 11:31 pm

Because you just gotta "Keep it quoll"

What's the best genre of music?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Feb 24, 2015 11:44 pm

Silence, my brother.

Why is ocean water so salty?

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 1:25 am

Because the ocean has a salty personality.

Why did the chicken use ChickenCorp to lobby the local government to ban cars on the road it was about to cross?

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Sun Mar 08, 2015 10:37 pm

Because chickens aren't even taxed without representation.
Why did I decide to make this question blue?

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 5:30 pm

Because blue is the colour of questions that stay unreplied to.

What are you doing right now?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 5:34 pm

Sitting.

What do you like on your burritos or your taco chips?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 7:45 pm

Peanut butter and honey (true story - peanut butter and honey burritos are awesome!)

Why have we only seen Jinx once?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 8:49 pm

No silly. He's in the background.

What comes to mind when I say beaches and barbecues?

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 8:51 pm

I think of BBQs and the beach.

Would I still die if I jumped into a volcano while listening to water related music?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 8:57 pm

Depends if you have any ear muffs.

What comes to mind when I say kielbasa and accordions?

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 9:04 pm

Weird Al.

What would happen if you turned a man to the size of an ant?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 9:28 pm

I stomp on him.

Can you get a sun tan from a sunflower?

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 9:53 pm

Only if you forget to put on lotion.

Is it safe to eat flea infested dirt?

ShrimpGumbo · Post by **ShrimpGumbo** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 10:01 pm

Only if the flea has had a bath in the last 5 minutes. But if I where him I wouldn't waste such a short life and showers.

Do Possums originate in Mongolia?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 10:25 pm

No, they originate from Possumville.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange?

Punchy · Post by **Punchy** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 5:27 am

Oranges are orange on the outside and the inside, while apples are apple on the outside only.

Is it snowing on Mt. Fuji?

Post by **Render** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 10:44 am

Yesnomaybe.

What are apples on the inside?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 2:26 pm

A grilled cheese.

How do they get the pink in pink lemonade?

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 7:16 pm

From my hair.

What color is the center of the earth?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 10:06 pm

Iridescent Plaid.

How much Bacon does it take to save the world?

Punchy · Post by **Punchy** » Tue Jul 21, 2015 3:38 am

About one Kevin should do it.

Can you dig it?

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Tue Jul 21, 2015 3:39 am

No, but I can dug it.

How sweet is bamboo?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Tue Jul 21, 2015 4:01 am

21

What sound does a goose make?

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Tue Jul 21, 2015 5:07 am

Air horns!

What is the prettiest of gemstones?

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Tue Jul 21, 2015 5:09 am

Limestone of course!

What do you get when you cross a monkey, a snake, and a tiger?

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Tue Jul 21, 2015 5:12 am

Dramatic Fanfare.

What's the point of a broken pencil?

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Tue Jul 21, 2015 5:13 am

To fix a pen.

What would happen if the square root of raspberry was legalized?

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Tue Jul 21, 2015 11:38 am

Oranges would take over the universe.
Why can't spoons?