Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

JonnyNova · Post by **JonnyNova** » Wed Sep 02, 2015 2:04 pm

Because the time is not right.

Are you kidding me?

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Sep 02, 2015 2:50 pm

No, I was kidding myself.

Would you like some sarcasm with that?

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 1:58 am

No, just some orange soda.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would replace the lightbulb at last?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:05 am

Who knows, it takes more than one woodchuck to replace those.

How many does it take?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 3:03 am

over 9000.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 3:12 am

walk to the store a block from my house and spend two dollars.

What is the least useful superpower you can think of?

Punchy · Post by **Punchy** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 4:02 am

The power to melt.
just melt...

Why don't you answer my calls?

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 9:13 am

Dead battery.

Where's my charger?

Post by **Render** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 9:15 am

A parrot fish ate it.

Why did it do that?

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 9:50 am

It was copying the fish that ate your toy.

Why did I tell you that?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 11:27 am

Seven trucks - three of them with flat tires.

Did that answer your question satisfactorily?

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 11:50 am

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Can I have nonsense now?

JonnyNova · Post by **JonnyNova** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 1:29 pm

Male Swordfish are more likely to own iPhones than Washington. Which is to say...yes

Who wants a cookie?

Post by **Render** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:28 am

I think the female swordfish...

Who drank my coffee?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 12:49 pm

The baby swordfish.

Does work have to be so painful?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 10:10 pm

Yes.

What?

JonnyNova · Post by **JonnyNova** » Sat Sep 05, 2015 9:22 am

No

Why?

Post by **Render** » Sat Sep 05, 2015 1:40 pm

Because of reasons!

Do you wear anything blue?

JonnyNova · Post by **JonnyNova** » Sat Sep 05, 2015 7:06 pm

Only on day's that do not contain the letter W, aswell as Wednesdays.

Who done it?

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sun Sep 06, 2015 9:15 am

It wasn't me.

Did you catch me on camera?

JonnyNova · Post by **JonnyNova** » Tue Sep 08, 2015 6:31 pm

Maybe.

If I did, would I tell you?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Sep 08, 2015 7:27 pm

No, but he'll probably see the Vine you made of him in a few minutes anyway, so it's a moot point.

Speaking of which how did you get him dancing to THAT?!

JonnyNova · Post by **JonnyNova** » Tue Sep 08, 2015 7:40 pm

I didn't, he just started on his own.

I guess I need to go back in time to post that vine before you wrote that reply, but my time machine is broken. Can I borrow yours?

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue Sep 08, 2015 8:15 pm

If I can remember which one is mine and which one will be mine.

Why do I have two time machines?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Sep 08, 2015 10:15 pm

One for minutes, one for seconds.

What happened to the third time machine?

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Sep 09, 2015 8:28 am

It's hours, so you'll have to wait.

Where did you come from?

Post by **Render** » Wed Sep 09, 2015 1:42 pm

Probably from somewhere else.

When will he come is the better question.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Sep 10, 2015 10:26 am

He's right there.

Where are the two lips in tulips?

JonnyNova · Post by **JonnyNova** » Thu Sep 10, 2015 6:37 pm

Douglas Collier wrote:
Saturn381 wrote:Where are the two lips in tulips?
There -----------------^

Ask Douglas, I think he knows.

When am I?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Sep 10, 2015 6:48 pm

You are here.

What comes to mind when I say straw hats and banjos?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Sep 10, 2015 8:36 pm

a very confused bear and bird on an anime pirate ship.

which of you would write that crossover?

Post by **Render** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:25 am

Not me!

What should I have for dinner tomorrow?

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 7:35 am

Air pie and windy pudding.

Why am I feeling terribly British again?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 12:25 pm

It's a defense mechanism against the encroaching Americanism.

Do you want to fight with SPEARS?? 8)

JonnyNova · Post by **JonnyNova** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:54 pm

Sure, though I'm not sure where we're going to find a pair of sentient spears who will fight with us.

What could possibly go wrong?

Post by **Render** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 6:45 am

The spears probably don't want to fight.

At what temperature do I bake an air pie and for how long?

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 8:50 am

The same temperature and time as you need for the windy pudding.

What is life?

JonnyNova · Post by **JonnyNova** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 6:50 pm

Life is a series of beautiful coincidences, each shaping the person who experiences them, and impacting the people around them...or possibly skittles. I don't know.

Where did I leave my keys?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 10:40 pm

In the last place you will look to find them.

Why not Zoidberg?

JonnyNova · Post by **JonnyNova** » Sun Sep 27, 2015 7:15 pm

Because I don't trust those Big Meaty Claws!
Apologies to anyone who has big meaty claws, I just couldn't pass up a spongebob refference

What's in the box?