Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
- Buster
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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Where'd he go?!
Where'd he go?!
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Who?
What color are blueberries?
What color are blueberries?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Blueberry-colored.
Who's on first?
Who's on first?
- HoundInATree
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Whoever goes before second.
Who's on third?
Who's on third?
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
- Douglas Collier
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Yes!
Have you ever heard of Abbot and Costello?
Have you ever heard of Abbot and Costello?
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
That was a pseudonym Charlie Chaplin used, right?
What's at the end of a rainbow?
What's at the end of a rainbow?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
A very angry leprechaun
What time is it?
What time is it?
*purrs loudly*
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- HoundInATree
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Time to ask another stupid question.
Can I ask this question?
Can I ask this question?
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
- Render
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
I have no idea, just try if it works.
Why's that candle out that should keep my tea warm?
Why's that candle out that should keep my tea warm?
- HoundInATree
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because I drank the tea.
Why didn't you drink your tea sooner?
Why didn't you drink your tea sooner?
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because procrastinating always leads to good things!
Is this your sandwich?
Is this your sandwich?
*purrs loudly*
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
No it's my my wife. Now take your hands/paws off of her!
Did the water just pee?
Did the water just pee?
Despite What You've been told... I once had a soul.
Left somewhere behind...
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Left somewhere behind...
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
About 15 years ago.
Why do we put telescopes in space?
Why do we put telescopes in space?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because the aliens wanted to borrow them.
Who are you?
Who are you?
*purrs loudly*
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
I woke up in a Soho doorway
A policeman knew my name
He said "You can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away"
Who's next?
A policeman knew my name
He said "You can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away"
Who's next?
Panda Panda Panda
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
You!
Where am I?
Where am I?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
In a sandwich
How do you cook a pot?
How do you cook a pot?
Despite What You've been told... I once had a soul.
Left somewhere behind...
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Left somewhere behind...
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Well first you need a bigger pot to put it in...
Anyone care for a pot sandwich? (The metal kind, not the drug)
Anyone care for a pot sandwich? (The metal kind, not the drug)
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- Douglas Collier
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Only if it's a copper pot.
Why did you have to specify what type of pot you were referring to?
Why did you have to specify what type of pot you were referring to?
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because I like to clarify things.
(To clarify: Not all things, that would take to long. Only things involving kitchenware.)
Is this real life? Or is this just fantasy?
(To clarify: Not all things, that would take to long. Only things involving kitchenware.)
Is this real life? Or is this just fantasy?
*purrs loudly*
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- CosmicCoyote
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
You're caught in a landslide with no escape from reality.
Where is Bohemia, anyway?
Where is Bohemia, anyway?
- HoundInATree
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
On the Interactive whiteboard.
Has it's pen run out of ink?
Has it's pen run out of ink?
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Depends on how many bananas did you put in the oven.
Why is the bird inside-out?
Why is the bird inside-out?
Despite What You've been told... I once had a soul.
Left somewhere behind...
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Left somewhere behind...
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Just because the cat counted to seventeen.
Why do the Spanish speak Spanish?
Why do the Spanish speak Spanish?
- Douglas Collier
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because they had to bring it to Central and South America.
Why does German sound like funny English?
Why does German sound like funny English?
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- Buster
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because english used to be unfunny german.
How does eat food? What Am the SKY?
How does eat food? What Am the SKY?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Believe in yourself, and never lose sight of who you are. Only then will your questions be answered.
What was I talking about?
What was I talking about?
*purrs loudly*
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
About liars
Will you answer me with questions?
Will you answer me with questions?
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
https://genstarblog.blogspot.com/
Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Is that even possible?
Is a whole lot to much?
Is a whole lot to much?
Panda Panda Panda
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Nah, it's once you get 2 or 3 lots that things get a bit tough to handle.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
*purrs loudly*
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- Render
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
I'm breathing.
Where's the moon?
Where's the moon?
- CosmicCoyote
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Somewhere between here and the edge of the universe.
Where should I go next?
Where should I go next?
- Buster
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Well, why not luch at Griblys?
You're paying right?
You're paying right?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Of what?
Is Seinfeld a show about nothing?
Is Seinfeld a show about nothing?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
I don't know
Which is the question to this answer: "Saturn381"?
Which is the question to this answer: "Saturn381"?
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
https://genstarblog.blogspot.com/
Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
- Douglas Collier
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
What is the meaning of "Forum Games"?
What am I the answer to?
What am I the answer to?
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- CosmicCoyote
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Life, the universe and who's a good puppy.
If there are 99 bottles on a wall, how big is the building?
If there are 99 bottles on a wall, how big is the building?
- Furryface18
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Big enough to fit 99 bottles.
What is life?
What is life?
There's no place like home...except the Housepets home page.
- aBritishfox
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
To live, but baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more...
How is this game still running? o3o
How is this game still running? o3o
Did you know my friends call me "The Great Pontificator"! Or was it "The Great Time Waster"?
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Sometimes, being a Sentient Inflatable means air is the only answer for true happiness
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Sometimes, being a Sentient Inflatable means air is the only answer for true happiness
- Douglas Collier
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because you came back.
Why am I so tired?
Why am I so tired?
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.