Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri May 06, 2016 10:12 am

They're gigantic you should see the regular ones, they can take up hundreds of megabytes worth of space.

Why can't I walk through the the floor.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri May 06, 2016 2:28 pm

Because if you walked through it, the floor wouldn't be useful.

Why smileys are yellow?

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri May 06, 2016 7:00 pm

because they eat to many bananas

why can't I type non-existing characters?

RedFoxWizard · Post by **RedFoxWizard** » Fri May 06, 2016 11:44 pm

Because if you type a non-existing character it will open up a tear in space-time. On your keyboard. WHOOOOSH!

Why can't I close this newly formed tear in space-time fabric with regular fabric?

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat May 07, 2016 12:07 am

because quantum theory hasn't been discovered on the other side.

how do I tie a not that's all for naught?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed May 18, 2016 5:31 pm

You might want to glue it with some yes.

Can you die in Heaven?

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu May 19, 2016 9:19 am

Yes go to the room of recall

Can I control someone else with my mind?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu May 19, 2016 3:55 pm

Yes! That person already has your mind!

How does Super Mario look like?

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri May 20, 2016 7:08 am

press the SELECT button to change skins

why can't I press B?

Post by **Render** » Sat May 21, 2016 5:53 am

You keyboard fell into a vulcano.

What am I going to do today?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat May 21, 2016 8:59 am

Still getting shocked...

Why didn't Hlaoroo turn off the buzz collar?

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon May 23, 2016 6:06 am

he wasn't the one chewing on it

how many fingers am I holding down?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed May 25, 2016 11:21 am

None, after you ended writing that, clicked the send button with your eyepiece.

How many Cerberus are there?

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed May 25, 2016 11:38 am

one and three

how much do I eat on a daily basis *it is more than one elephant in pounds*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun May 29, 2016 5:47 pm

More than one elephant in pounds

Why hurting us wrong?

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun May 29, 2016 5:51 pm

because hurting others instead is okay.

how much wood can a woodchuck cluck

Post by **Render** » Mon May 30, 2016 11:05 am

Pineapple.

Since when is a sausage a kind of measurement?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon May 30, 2016 4:41 pm

Food poisoning.

Who will help helpy helper?

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue May 31, 2016 9:05 am

the ambulance

why did jack fall down and break his crown?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Jun 10, 2016 4:16 pm

Its crow, not crown.

Why doesn't Hulk exist in real life?

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Jun 13, 2016 9:36 am

they ran out of anger

how do you mess up on an a question where there is no wrong?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Jun 13, 2016 11:12 am

Wrong!

What I'm thinking?

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Jun 13, 2016 11:31 am

you're rhinking disturbing thoughts

What is the sky made out of

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Jun 13, 2016 6:49 pm

Is made out of spilled blue ink.

What would have happened if there was no ink instead?

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Jun 13, 2016 9:05 pm

we'd be sucked up into a vacuum

why doesn't LOL stand for lucky oreo's licking?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Jun 16, 2016 4:28 pm

Because that would be weeeeird...

Can I lick a lucky Oreo?

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Jun 20, 2016 12:58 pm

nope, they left for luckland

Why can't I fax myself to other countries

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Jul 06, 2016 5:34 am

The size of your trading card collection got you put on the no-fax list.

How much bacon is enough?

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Jul 06, 2016 1:41 pm

I actually have a story to tell about that...don't replace a teaspoons of butter with five cups bacon grease!

How much internet speed is enough?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Jul 06, 2016 7:07 pm

That's not enough.

Why I can't play a PS0 game on the PS5?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 12:39 am

Because you're playing an Xbox game.

What color is Earthworm Jim's red gun?

RedFoxWizard · Post by **RedFoxWizard** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 7:11 pm

Last I checked it was yellow.

What if sandwiches with the contents on the outside of the bread was the norm?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 7:16 pm

Goku would be a gourmet chef.

WHY IS IT GRAPE FLAVORED?!

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 7:58 pm

Because. Grape was walking along a delicate platform in the peanut butter factory, and a piece of her fur got caught in the machinery.

Am I a furry? XD

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Sep 11, 2016 8:03 pm

No, you only think your furry but in reality you are simply dreaming and will wake up in confusion

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a light bulb in?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 8:39 pm

Pineapple.

Yes?

RedFoxWizard · Post by **RedFoxWizard** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 9:08 pm

Yes, because no. It is opposite post today so that means no also means yes. If yes means no and no means yes...
*confusion*
... Whaaaaat?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 9:46 pm

The dark forces are here.

But why are they here in the first place??!!

RedFoxWizard · Post by **RedFoxWizard** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 9:56 pm

Because someone left the front door open.

How do we lock the door?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 10:02 pm

By putting the dark forces in front of the door so they block the door.

Now, how we do to get the dark forces out of here?