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I would but I don't know how to read.

What's the secret password?

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Whenever fiction begins.

How do I improve my credit score?

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Stop the rhino from charging.

Has anyone seen that lost Shakespeare play?

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My dog ate it.

What are the rules?

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The little lines on a yardstick.

I can write awful Zootopia fanfiction, can you?

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Only when I'm Mary Sue.

Can I get a peek behind the curtain?

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If you have enough pie.

Do you know the way to San Jose?

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Take a left at the Hotel California.

Do you have change for a penny?

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It’s wrong to ask to change a person.


Did you catch the game last night?

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What game?

Would you like to cuddle an animated dog from a cartoon?


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No, I hate ink stains.

Could you recommend a good Broadway musical?

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that gargoyle can do many things, but carry a tune is not one of them.

Have you seen my car?

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No, but I've tasted it.

Where's my money?!

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Checks in the male.

Do you do windows?

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Sorry, i dont think i can get a clear shot from here. i need to reposition.

Twelve?

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Fried pickles.

Is there a doctor in the house?

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Would the leader of the opposition please refrain from asking such things and just call an ambulance?

Now, back to the matter at hand, are there any questions regarding the 'air tax' bill?

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Does it come with a choice of soup or salad?

Anyone call for a taxi to LaGuardia?

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He did, but you're late He died in 1947.

Do I have time for a second cup?

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Sure. And don’t listen to the critics, my coffee is unsanitary but delicious.

Do you think we’ll starve to death before the jackals get us?

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I know, the service is really slow in this Lion King themed restaurant isn't it?

Can I have an appointment for February 30th?

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Sorry, we’re booked solid ‘til Septober.

Have you ever taken a speedboat ride across a lake so smooth and wide?

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No, I'm allergic to water.

Can I borrow your phone?

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Sure, just leave your immortal soul as collateral.

Is a bear Catholic?

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Yes but only on Thursdays.

Why do roads fork but they never spoon?

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Something about life being an oyster.

What time is it on the Moon?

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Half past Saturn.

If happiness is a warm puppy, then what is sadness?

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A cold monitor lizard?

Scallops: nature's greatest punishment or just the undead? :lol:

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The Bee-Gees

Can I talk to someone about catering a Bar Mitzvah?

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