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Is there life on mars?
Is there life on mars?
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No, but they have monopoly!
do catz really wantz cheezeburgerz?
do catz really wantz cheezeburgerz?
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No, they want fish sandwiches.
Where do I go when I sleep?
Where do I go when I sleep?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Either to Namibia or to Papua New Guinea, that depends on the moment you fall asleep.
How many uninteresting munbers do exist?
How many uninteresting munbers do exist?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Who is this munbers?
yes, that's both my question and answer XD;
yes, that's both my question and answer XD;
Despite What You've been told... I once had a soul.
Left somewhere behind...
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Left somewhere behind...
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My Mom!
Did you know that pie (3.14) day is a holy day?
Did you know that pie (3.14) day is a holy day?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Yes, a day that goes indefinitely.
Who is John Madden?
Who is John Madden?
Did you know my friends call me "The Great Pontificator"! Or was it "The Great Time Waster"?
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Sometimes, being a Sentient Inflatable means air is the only answer for true happiness
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Sometimes, being a Sentient Inflatable means air is the only answer for true happiness
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John Madden invented Hockey
Is King supposed to be a dog?
Is King supposed to be a dog?
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No, he's supposed to be a chicken.
Do you hear what I hear?
Do you hear what I hear?
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I do, if you hear the sound of chirping chickens next to you.
Can twinkies survive the zombie apocalypse?
Can twinkies survive the zombie apocalypse?
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If the ants decide to take over the pig empire.
How do you listen to music?
How do you listen to music?
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Is this a real Song?
Is it just fantasy?
I'm caught in this music,
No escape from this melody.
Open your ears,
Click into iTunes and hear.
It's just a cool song, it has these great lyrics,
Because I'm singing it, up and down.
Little high, little low.
Anyway the sound goes, doesn't really matter. Sing it, sing it!
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Why do I keep creating new lyrics for the Bohemian Rhapsody? ...
Is it just fantasy?
I'm caught in this music,
No escape from this melody.
Open your ears,
Click into iTunes and hear.
It's just a cool song, it has these great lyrics,
Because I'm singing it, up and down.
Little high, little low.
Anyway the sound goes, doesn't really matter. Sing it, sing it!
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Why do I keep creating new lyrics for the Bohemian Rhapsody? ...
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because you see a little silhouetto of a man.
Where did find a talking glove for the hamburger helper commercials?
Where did find a talking glove for the hamburger helper commercials?
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That's Mortimer Mc Fluffypaw in the glove.
If I eat myself, will I become twice as big or vanish completely?
If I eat myself, will I become twice as big or vanish completely?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Yes.
If a giraffe can waffle, can a zebra pancake?
If a giraffe can waffle, can a zebra pancake?
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
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Only is a rhino syrups.
Can you play darts using pieces of bologna?
Can you play darts using pieces of bologna?
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If the potato is death.
Can the emperor protect?
Can the emperor protect?
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
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Sure, if he has protection!
Are men in sleeping bags just burrito's for bears?
Are men in sleeping bags just burrito's for bears?
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Only if the bear isn't on a diet
What happens if you go bungie-jumping without a bungie cord?
What happens if you go bungie-jumping without a bungie cord?
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(God I had a terrible comeback for that)
That's called skydiving without a parachute
When does the sun go after the moon rises?
That's called skydiving without a parachute
When does the sun go after the moon rises?
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It warms Uranus
Why do people randomly yell swag/yolo?
Why do people randomly yell swag/yolo?
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Because they're about to die
Why are lines one directional?
Why are lines one directional?
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Because people are too lazy to challange that theory
Why is ice so hard?
Why is ice so hard?
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Because waters done with your *censored*
Why are the clouds not red?
Why are the clouds not red?
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Because it is easier for a woman to walk to a pharmacy than to pull a cloud out of the sky
Why doesn't my dog "meow"?
Why doesn't my dog "meow"?
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Because nobody knows what the fox says
What is the cats meow?
What is the cats meow?
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I think it is a type of hot sauce...
Why does the needle on my compass move?
Why does the needle on my compass move?
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Because magnets are magical
Why is the earth not a square?
Why is the earth not a square?
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Because it made it feel too blocky
Why are the older Disney movies better than the knew ones?
Why are the older Disney movies better than the knew ones?
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2 words. Marilyn Manson has nothing to do with it. Wait that was more. Sorry.
When does the orange become an apple?
When does the orange become an apple?
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When someone accidently pours red paint on it
Why are bunnies so mean?
Why are bunnies so mean?
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Because the overlord says so.
Why does the fox say all those weird things?
Why does the fox say all those weird things?
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Because the fox is cute
Where did my cheeseburger go?
Where did my cheeseburger go?
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OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Where do you find the freshest bacon?
Where do you find the freshest bacon?
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On a pig
What do dogs taste like?
What do dogs taste like?
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*chews on arm* Like hair
What does the bear say to the salmon?
What does the bear say to the salmon?
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"Have any tar-tar sauce?"
When it rains cats and dogs, does it hurt when they hit the ground?
When it rains cats and dogs, does it hurt when they hit the ground?
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No, they land on each other
Would you rather ask a stupid question or get a stupid answer
Would you rather ask a stupid question or get a stupid answer
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Neither. I want a taco
Where did you hide my cayenne pepper?
Where did you hide my cayenne pepper?
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In the tar tar sauce
How do you make a pbj sandwhich?
How do you make a pbj sandwhich?
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