Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 5:08 pm

Because I'm covered in Peanut Butter.

What do you call a Dog without a bone?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 5:24 pm

A rug
Why does Santa wear red?

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Tue Dec 30, 2014 10:57 pm

He is too jolly to be blue.
Why are my eyes different colo(u)rs?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 5:43 am

Because someone painted over them.

Does the refrigerator light stay on when you close the door?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 8:49 am

Climb in and find out.
Why do people think I look like I'm planning some nefarious scheme?

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:41 pm

Because you can never trust a corgi.
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 3:27 pm

Fifteen salmon and a bar of soap.

What's the height of your local hill?

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 8:05 pm

Exactly 15 sandwiches.
Why does fire burn?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 8:09 pm

Because if it didn't you'd probably be dead.

Why do fish breathe water?

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 8:13 pm

Cause only Garfield can breathe Lasagna.
Is the world big like a watermelon or small like a kumquat?

Post by **Render** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 2:34 pm

More like a green stop sign.

When do cows cross the road?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 7:52 pm

When they can't cross the tracks

Why do flowers smell good?

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 11:20 pm

Because they can't smell bad.
Where is my wallet?

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 12:27 am

Aarden · Post by **Aarden** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 9:08 am

Only if you want to.

How much does a banana weigh?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 10:43 am

As much as another banana does.

Why are people rude to each other?

Post by **Render** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 12:16 pm

Because of reasons they don't discuss.

Where are the eggs hidden?

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 3:34 pm

Under the dinosaur that laid the first chicken.

Can you feel it Mr Crabs?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 6:59 pm

I'm not Mr Crabs.

What is the function of a rubber duck?

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Wed Jan 07, 2015 3:35 am

To protect you from small bolts of electricity.

What's the best method of looking for water?

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Wed Jan 07, 2015 8:12 am

Who has time to look? Wait for rain. lol
How can I do this? *does jazz hands*

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Jan 07, 2015 10:42 am

I don't know.

Why is Render a dingo?

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Wed Jan 07, 2015 2:05 pm

Because dingos feed on baby dolls.
Why can't I ever get a break?

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Wed Jan 07, 2015 4:33 pm

Because your headphones where made by Nokia

Airline food, what's up with that?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Jan 07, 2015 6:35 pm

The fact that it's in an airplane.

What's the point of headfur?

Post by **Render** » Thu Jan 08, 2015 8:42 am

Nothing. *shaves your's off*

Why is it raining and not snowing?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Jan 08, 2015 12:25 pm

Because Mother Nature is punishing you for shaving a particular cogi's head.

Why did my headdfur grow back so fast?

Post by **Render** » Thu Jan 08, 2015 4:36 pm

Because strawberries are red.

Why are there stupid people?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Jan 08, 2015 4:52 pm

Maybe they don't want to be smart.

Why are you judging stupid people?

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Thu Jan 08, 2015 10:35 pm

Because being a mod has driven him Qwazy with power.
Where did the potatoes go?

Post by **Render** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 5:32 am

Some guy I know on FA has them.

What kind of word is 'QWAZY'?

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 7:15 pm

A variation upon the word most people pronounce and write "crazy".
Why are you asking?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 7:18 pm

I wasn't.

What does the fox say?

Post by **Render** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 7:51 pm

Nothing. He just presses Flower's vase into your face.

Are you awake?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 8:15 pm

In the fairly near future I won't be.

Does Render have a German accent or an Australian accent?

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 11:31 pm

Both.
What movies should I watch later?

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:13 pm

Good to sub-par ones.

What's half of a par?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Jan 11, 2015 8:52 pm

P and half of an A

When did cartoons become dumb?

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Sun Jan 11, 2015 11:23 pm

When Y2K didn't happen.

What do I do with all this week old stew?

Post by **Render** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:30 am

Freeze it. You never know when you'll need it in the future.

How much will gas cost later when I'm underway?