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It's actually a woman :geek:

How does this -> :D <- guy eat with only one tooth?
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It's a really, really, REALLY BIG tooth !

If Saturn has rings, what does it's bell tone sound like?
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It sounds like a bell.

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Two seconds earlier if your iPad is an antique like mind.

How many herons are needed to sustain a performance of the Hallelujah Chorus?
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You know, I don't know *shrugs*

Why did you ask that specific question in the first place?
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That's actually a very good question …

on the other hand, asking how many herons are needed for the Hallelujah Chorus meets the thread's criteria for a stupide question. Everyone knows herons will only sing Verdi [or...if they're really motivated, Wagner].
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The answer to your question is pi.
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Anti-gravity.

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By solving for an impossible square root. Any of them. If you can do it, you'll become one.
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Water is inherently clumsy.

Why aren't oysters allowed to vote?
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NHWestoN wrote:Water is inherently clumsy.

Why aren't oysters allowed to vote?
Because as soon as otters earned the right as well, the voting results would get awkward

What weighs more, 50 pounds of bricks, or 50 pounds of feathers?
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Depends on the sack which contains them...

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LOOK AT THIS MAMMOTH AND TELL ME THAT WASN'T RHETORICAL! LOOK AT IT!

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No silly, it's brown.

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Did you just assume that they don't have olfactory capabilities?

How many hands are there in one foot?
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About half a gross.

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The norther pole.

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all of the holes

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To prove that a colander can be turned into a cheese grater.

If a grater grates, can a grate grater?
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It's not that great at it.

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No, but I know of somebody who might.
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the next isle down from "Constipated facial expression". try not to mix the two up.

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Dunno... *burps*

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Swimmingly!

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A grilled cheese.

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Doorway

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Nausea...

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Count von Count is counting.

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the closet. Duh. Someone's got to keep ernie company in there.

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Arachniprada.

Is a rock concert igneous, sedimentary, or metamorphic?
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Yes.

how exactly does one make their face do an :arrow: expression?
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Goat cheese.

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Because Thanos.

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I know you are...

But what am I?
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Bart Simpson, apparently.

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Pi.

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If they start out as cub scouts, why don't they grow up to be bear scouts?
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Because they aren't bears. :roll:

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Stitching.

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The direction above you, so when you lie down, one wall is up, and the other is down.

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