Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 10:05 pm

I'm afraid the only way to destroy the darkness is with the help of the dolphins... as if that's ever going to happen.

Why can't we just give all the fish to the cats, thus destroying all of dolphin kind?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 10:09 pm

Because We don't have enough bee- er, "orange soda" in the fridge.

Wait, Who took the fridge?

RedFoxWizard · Post by **RedFoxWizard** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 11:02 pm

Whoa, last I checked the fridge was in the oven, but now it's gone!

... I see the fridge! Why is strapped to a rocket destined for Mars?

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 11:28 pm

Because Mars Needs Moms. *Is hit with a brick for the horrible reference*
Why can I smell purple?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Sep 13, 2016 6:08 pm

Because you were hit by Grape for making horrible jokes.

What's Grape's secret?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Sep 13, 2016 8:36 pm

Dragon. We've been over this.

How many Thermians are in office again?

Post by **Render** » Fri Sep 16, 2016 6:47 am

You need to call yesterday for an answer.

What's the number?

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Fri Sep 16, 2016 7:45 am

The number is pi backwards. (Start at the very end of pi).

Why does everyone here ask stupid questions?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Sep 16, 2016 8:35 am

Because we've run out of smart answers.

How much is priced a smart answer?

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Sep 18, 2016 12:56 am

$-19.99. We pay you to get smart answers.
How could I build a fence when I have an infinite amount of fence posts and have to use them all?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Sep 18, 2016 8:45 am

excessive reinforcing?

howmany 2's are there in *?

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Thu Sep 22, 2016 11:38 pm

Ophiuchus is the answer.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

guru4567 · Post by **guru4567** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 3:54 pm

It takes 69,105 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

Why do Hot Dog buns come in packs of 12 and hot dogs in packs of 8?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 3:57 pm

Because pre-sliced pinapples ferment quickly once opened and need to be refrigerated.

why are you not in costume?

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Oct 19, 2016 6:36 pm

Because I don't need one

Why doesn't orange juice taste like oranges?

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 6:40 pm

Because oranges aren't named after the colour orange.

Why do people come from baby changing stations with the same baby?

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Thu Oct 20, 2016 3:31 pm

Because they swapped the baby's soul for a new one.

Why do people have different accents?

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Thu Oct 20, 2016 3:57 pm

Because one gets boring after a while

I'm 20 and my vision is getting worse, at what age do I get adult supervision?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Oct 20, 2016 7:33 pm

That service was canceled due to a warranty dispute, sorry.

I woke up in my bed today, 100 years ago... who am I?

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Fri Oct 21, 2016 2:09 am

Kaiser Franz, of course! (Sorry but you only got a month left)

Why are saws called saws if they can't see?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Oct 22, 2016 10:00 am

Because they saw something really disturbing and after that, they took out their eyes

Why don't handsome people give me a hand?

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Oct 22, 2016 10:50 am

Because handsome people do not aid the opposition.

Why is it never quiet outside?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Oct 25, 2016 2:00 am

Because life created noisy things that keep creating more noisy things.

Why must I come before E except after C, when words like beige, deity, feign, height, leisure, neighbor, reign, seismic, veil, and weight get a pass?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Oct 27, 2016 8:44 pm

Twelve.

How is this relevant?

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Oct 29, 2016 10:37 am

Because I cloned Doug into twelve separate corgis a long time ago.

Why did I do that?

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sat Oct 29, 2016 2:38 pm

Because you didn't not do it.

Why is it called a hard drive if it is in solid state and why is it called a solid state drive if it is hard?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sat Oct 29, 2016 3:06 pm

Because I'm Batman.

How do they get the M's on the M&M's?

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sat Oct 29, 2016 3:15 pm

By turning W's upside down

If smoking is bad for you, how come it cures salmon?

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Sat Oct 29, 2016 3:31 pm

Because it stops samonella.

Why is the Mafia called the Mob?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Oct 29, 2016 10:36 pm

Because calling themselves 'the morally corrupt but still awesome italian guys in snazzy suits with guns' is too much of a mouthful.

Lemon?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sat Oct 29, 2016 10:43 pm

Cottage cheese.

Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Oct 29, 2016 10:45 pm

Dig a rabbit hole and take a left at Albuquerque.

What were we doing again?

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sun Oct 30, 2016 6:39 am

Wasting our time

Why did people in the past use to build ruins?

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Sun Oct 30, 2016 10:25 am

Because building actual buildings took too long.

Why Is the south called Dixieland?

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sun Oct 30, 2016 11:26 am

Because pixieland was already picked.

I swallowed an ice cube a few days ago and it still hasn't passed, should I be worried?

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Tue Nov 01, 2016 11:13 pm

yes, you should check your local astrologist for healing crystals. the ice cube may have started corrupting your system.

I just sneezed! what should I do to the cactus now?

Post by **Render** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 1:52 pm

Brush its hair!

When will the past become the presence?

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 1:58 pm

In christmas night, but only if you're a greedy old man.

Why is mercury a liquid at room temperature, but a solid when so close to the sun?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 7:00 pm

It's just a rebel like that.

Wut iz fire? How does Fight? What am the sky? How Does Eeet Food?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 8:27 pm

Stop forgetting your role! You're Samus, not Link or an ape!

67777777777777777777777777yujhmn? (I slept with my head on the keyboard)