Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 1:22 am

"It was me, Dio!"

What would happen if I dropped this flame into this tub of gasoline?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 1:23 am

You'll get a luau.

What comes to mind when I say Ricky Ricardo and great cigars?

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 1:30 am

I would give a stupid answer if I knew who Ricky Ricardo was.

Do you know where I can find Ricky Ricardo?

Punchy · Post by **Punchy** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 2:36 am

Try asking Desi Arnaz, he might know.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandeigo?

Post by **Render** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 8:01 am

A dance that involves a floor covered with chocolate.

When did you cover the floor with chocolate the last time?

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 8:06 am

Last I baked, ...

Can I replace Ricky Ricardo with Jean-Luc Picard-o?

MrNeonShot · Post by **MrNeonShot** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 9:15 am

Who are both of those guys?

What exactly is under my bed at night?

ShadowLightning · Post by **ShadowLightning** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 10:25 am

Just the floor, silly. Unless you're sleeping on a bunk bed, in which case, it's probably just another bed. Because everyone knows, the boogey man only hides under people's beds during the day.

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 1:13 pm

The screams of a thousand angry mathematicians as the clap tends towards infinity.

Wasn't there a cigar in that clap somewhere?

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 2:19 pm

I think Father Goose took it. Hlaoroo's probably the only one that will get that.

Am I drunk, officer?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 4:12 pm

How should I know, I'm just a hallucination.

If cats have nine lives, How many limousines can you fit in a turtle?

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 5:41 pm

None, because the cats have 9 lives not the turtles.

Can someone get Kyuunado to post in the attack the above poster thread so we can through tomatoes already?

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Fri Aug 14, 2015 1:16 am

Don't you remember? I am Kyuunado.

Joke from another thread.

How many kitsunes can you fit in a stuffed Pakkun?

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri Aug 14, 2015 11:14 am

None, it's all ready stuffed, duh.

Were you expecting that answer?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sat Aug 29, 2015 11:23 pm

Nope.

How many members are there in Organization 13.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Aug 29, 2015 11:53 pm

45635467569567742352357546879687354632453256786068734213456745679678354254674567568574676345645745636467!

But how many of them, are fish?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Aug 30, 2015 12:19 am

The one that looks like a chip.

What type of animal is Mr. Krabs?

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sun Aug 30, 2015 6:52 am

Seafood.

Why's the rum gone?

Post by **Render** » Sun Aug 30, 2015 7:19 am

I *hiccup* have no *hiccup* idea...

How to grow your own coffee?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Aug 30, 2015 12:25 pm

Buy a plantation.
Why do I feel like insanity is nearby?

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sun Aug 30, 2015 1:15 pm

Hello!!!!!

Would you like to play catch?

JonnyNova · Post by **JonnyNova** » Sun Aug 30, 2015 1:36 pm

Sure! *Jumps on you*

Why didn't you catch me?

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sun Aug 30, 2015 2:05 pm

Because that would have been the sane thing to do.

Is that a rainbow?

Post by **Render** » Sun Aug 30, 2015 4:07 pm

42°.

What's in that bottle?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 10:25 am

Presumably a gas or a liquid, unless it's filled by an elephant.

Why isn't the world flat?

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 11:03 am

Because someone put self rising flour into the world-mix.

Why can't I research philosophy?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 12:00 pm

Because philosophy is researching YOU.

Why are classes so hard?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 6:51 pm

To discourage multi-classing. After the Modern Major General incident they had to re-balance Real Life (tm) to avoid winding up with one player having that many specializations. These days everybody thinks he was fictional and we're referring to the parody version of him in that one musical.

How is it so many things can taste like chicken, but artificial chicken can't?

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 7:10 pm

Because it's the Cleverbot of cooked chicken.

Why don't I have a cup of tea?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 7:15 pm

Because it got dumped in the harbor.

why not Zoidberg?

Post by **Render** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 7:36 pm

They don't use armadillo in it.

What happens if I paint tomorrow yellow?

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 7:45 pm

Then you will have a paintbrush.

Can I ask you a question?

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 8:43 pm

Perhaps. It depends upon the whims of the mystical and arcane space toad from Yorkshire.
Why did I just write "the mystical and arcane space toad from Yorkshire"?

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Mon Aug 31, 2015 9:49 pm

The Giant Sage Toad of Mount Mobyoku was copyrighted.

JonnyNova · Post by **JonnyNova** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 7:56 pm

What happened to Kitsune's question?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 8:01 pm

I ate it!

What would happen if a number between banana and four?

JonnyNova · Post by **JonnyNova** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 8:10 pm

I don't know, but I'm sure it wouldn't be good. Why else would that number not exist yet?

Who is Donald Trump?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 10:24 pm

You're fired.

What does purple taste like?

Post by **Render** » Wed Sep 02, 2015 10:27 am

Pretty similar to thyme, just hollow.

What's the time?

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Sep 02, 2015 10:45 am

Posting time.

Why don't I have post?