Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Apr 16, 2017 10:33 am

Laughing is actually you regurgitating all of the Unfunny jokes the funny one is purging from your system.

Why, Snowman..?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Tue Apr 25, 2017 9:22 pm

Because cottage cheese.

What is an apple pie made out of.

Post by **CyberDragon** » Tue Apr 25, 2017 9:54 pm

Coconuts and pomegranates.

Why is water wet?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Apr 25, 2017 11:59 pm

Because it hasn't had a chance to get a tan yet.

Why is there no question here?

VoidGaming404 · Post by **VoidGaming404** » Sat Dec 09, 2017 2:11 am

Because it flew away.

What color is purple?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:34 am

Yes.

How am eat foods?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Dec 09, 2017 9:19 am

Precisely !!

If lizards could, would you?

Post by **Render** » Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:47 am

Maybe on Tuesday, but only at night.

When is Mars?

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sun Dec 10, 2017 11:54 am

12:37 PM

What colour is 1?

Post by **CyberDragon** » Sun Dec 10, 2017 1:02 pm

Orange.

What's the Square Root of a banana?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Dec 10, 2017 1:06 pm

Banana split infinitive.

How many miles can a bicycle go on a gallon of olive oil?

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sun Dec 10, 2017 3:23 pm

'Merica, heck yeah!

how many metrical gallons is a missile worth?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:29 pm

All of them.

Do icebergs tango?

Post by **CyberDragon** » Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:33 pm

Yes, but only on Tuesdays.

How much grape would a grapechuck chuck if a grapechuck could chuck grapes?

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Mon Dec 11, 2017 6:37 am

Grapenut

Are all melons watermelons if they have water?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Dec 11, 2017 7:23 pm

Yes, but only is the secret ritual is preformed at midnight on a sunny afternoon.

How many bacon can you feed a goku before he has a heart attack?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:15 pm

Unknown since the kidneys invariably fail first...

How long must icing occur before it's frosting?

Post by **Render** » Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:39 pm

About 183852635400 periods of the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium 133 atom.

Why is this post number 778 in this thread?

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sat Dec 16, 2017 6:21 am

Because 777 was taken
Why is the sky red?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:52 pm

All the Blue got used up on the oceans.

Can fish dance?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:25 pm

Only the robot.

If we're looking at now, now, and we passed then just now, when will be soon?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Dec 16, 2017 7:45 pm

Eventually.

Where will we get lollipops when all the herring have flown to Angola?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Dec 16, 2017 8:08 pm

the same place as always. they're actually just fermented oompaloompa eyes.

Why?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:50 am

That report is locked up for now in the subcommittee.

How does a bassoon reproduce?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Dec 17, 2017 12:29 pm

When a bassoon and a monsoon are in a relationship they METAPHOR REDACTED. METAPHOR ALSO REDACTED. and no seriously I don't want to set off the filter. Use your imagination. with a pipe wrench.

Where can I get vegan hamburger?

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:35 pm

Ask your local cannibal
Is the sky wet?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Dec 17, 2017 5:42 pm

only when it's orange in the mornings and evenings. the paint turns blue/black as it dries.

how do you join the forum?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Dec 17, 2017 9:00 pm

You don't...the forum joins you.

Why are there no rattlesnakes in jazz quartets?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Dec 18, 2017 6:46 am

The fact that they play the drums by literal head-banging makes them fit in better with Metal bands.

of oranges are called oranges why aren't bananas called "yellows"?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Dec 20, 2017 10:30 am

'Cause "Y'ellow" is how they say "Hi" in upper Michigan and, yes, they have no bananas....

Where does the sun go when it's down?

Post by **Render** » Fri Dec 22, 2017 8:00 am

To Australia.

Why do dogs howl at our moon only and not at Saturn's moons for example?

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Fri Dec 22, 2017 8:14 am

Because only cats howl to those

What is love? baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:49 pm

Love is a many splendored sting.

What is time?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Dec 22, 2017 6:55 pm

Not that.

If it's called a parking space, does that mean it's safe to land a spaceship on?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 3:57 pm

Well, if there's enough space and it's parking....

Which breeds are the dog days of summer for?

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:34 pm

Not enough for the Winter days.

What's green and red?

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:10 pm

Wouldn't know, I'm daltonic

What year is it?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 10:32 pm

We stopped using 'years'
The date is 15261.2

Why are there frogs in my train tunnel?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Dec 24, 2017 11:22 am

Because apparently the box cars need to be "toad"....

...but do you recall the mist famous reindeer of all?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Dec 31, 2017 9:42 pm

Of course! Doomlaser the unkillable, ender of holidays!

why does

have such a pathetic beard?